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03-08-2016, 04:28 PM #76
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Why can't catholics travel at light speed?
Because they have mass::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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03-08-2016, 05:31 PM #77
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It's the bad joke thread right?I still call it The Jake.
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03-08-2016, 07:02 PM #78
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Need to pimp yo ride bitch.
I see hydraulic turtles.
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03-08-2016, 07:21 PM #79
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It's DD's ride. I'm trying to get him to drop a V8 in it.
I still call it The Jake.
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03-08-2016, 07:32 PM #80
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What's black, 8 inches long, and hangs from an asshole?
A stethoscope
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03-08-2016, 07:34 PM #81
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
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03-09-2016, 11:26 AM #82
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International Women's day.
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03-09-2016, 01:16 PM #83
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That picture has to be 10 years old by now, I wonder what those guys are up to today. Originally Posted by KenJongIll
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03-09-2016, 01:52 PM #84
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Voting for Trump
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03-09-2016, 02:18 PM #85
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That's DigitalDeath on the left. Originally Posted by glademaster
I still call it The Jake.
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03-09-2016, 03:13 PM #86
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Why can't a bicycle stand by itself?
Two tired."We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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03-09-2016, 07:24 PM #87
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Doctor, Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a teepee, other times I think I'm a wigwam.
Calm down, man, you're two tents.
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03-11-2016, 02:39 PM #88
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http://imgur.com/gallery/88CDo Originally Posted by scottyb
Be sure to scroll down all the way through them. Before of course hitting next to see what else is out there.I see hydraulic turtles.
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03-11-2016, 03:02 PM #89
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A neutron walks into a bar Originally Posted by wicked_sick
"How much for a beer?"
"For you, no charge."
"Here you go." "Just a beer." "What'll it be? Don't see many tachyons passing through here."
A tachyon walks into a bar.
Helium walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here."
Helium doesn't react.
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03-11-2016, 03:10 PM #90
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So the flood had finally receded and all the animals were leaving Noah's ark. As two snakes left the Ark, Noah says to them "go forth and multiply!" One of the snakes answers, "We can't. We're adders."
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03-11-2016, 05:19 PM #91
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We have so many summer days over 90 degrees now in Missoula. It's just obtuse.
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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03-27-2017, 02:53 PM #92
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What does a cow call his friends?
Moochachos.
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03-27-2017, 03:03 PM #93
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How can you tell the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
If it was anywhere else, they would've called it a teethbrush.
edit: can't typeLast edited by iceman; 03-27-2017 at 03:25 PM.
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03-27-2017, 03:17 PM #94
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Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing Sandals?
A: Phillipe Phlop Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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03-27-2017, 03:19 PM #95
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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter.::.:..::::.::.:.::..::.
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03-27-2017, 03:54 PM #96
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Read this one over on splitboard.com:
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
You wouldn't pay to have a lentil on your chest.
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03-27-2017, 04:21 PM #97
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ha, I heard it as "Trump wouldn't pay..."
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03-27-2017, 05:31 PM #98
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My granddad used to get a pair of overalls with the pockets cut out for xmas every year. That way he had something to work in and something to play with.
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03-27-2017, 06:12 PM #99
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Guy walks into a bar last November wearing an "I voted" sticker.
Bartender asks, "who'd you vote for?"
Guy avers, "well, I didn't vote for the lying cunt."
Bartender queries, "so you voted for Hillary?"
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03-27-2017, 06:30 PM #100
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What's the difference between pink and purple?
Pressure
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