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05-12-2005, 05:19 PM #126
The gig's upDate: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT
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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give YOU LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
05-12-2005, 05:29 PM #127Originally Posted by slippy
05-12-2005, 05:55 PM #128
From : honey pie <email@example.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 4:52 PM
To : Superstar Punani <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe
well...you did scare me a little...
the thing is...i am all about being a mommabear right now. so wild parties are not my scene...(now if we had hooked up a few years ago...different story)
im not comfortable with people in and out.
we would take wonderful care of your place...i have two 60 gallon tanks myself--so you dont have to worry about your fish. the dogs are housebroken and lovey--(just kind of not-too-smart.)
i wouldnt presume to impose 'restrictions' on your current use of the house...so it might not be the best fit with my little family. we are all about respect. i would want your friends to respect us and our space first and foremost. it might be too much to ask. hate to be all responsible and everything...but it is my current roll in life.
best to you darling...let me know if you are still interested.
05-12-2005, 05:58 PM #129
You'd better be still-interested, considering this filming project and all.Live To Ski!
05-12-2005, 05:59 PM #130Registered User
Originally Posted by Superstar PunaniMom! The meatloaf! FUCK!.
- Join Date
- Nov 2004
- a whales vagina
05-12-2005, 06:12 PM #131
I think Punani's smooooveness came on a bit too strong. Lure her back in Punani!
05-12-2005, 06:15 PM #132Originally Posted by Superstar Punani
i have two 60 gallon tanks myselfOriginally Posted by hucksquawDon’t race. Leave that to the scorchers.
05-12-2005, 06:19 PM #133
The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
Maybe someone else can close this deal.
SuPu is too strong for her (maybe he needs to buy the sponsorship secrets CD)
All she wants is a quiet peaceful home in exchange for titty fucking bukkake.
Somebody else has got to reel this fish (or whale) in!
She has a name, though.
Henceforth she shall be known is these parts as
Jizz-Guzzling, Giant Jugs Jessica!
[edit to say - she did leave the door open for SuPu to reconsider and accept the deal on her terms]
Last edited by Core Shot; 05-12-2005 at 06:38 PM.
05-12-2005, 06:27 PM #134
Here the exchange that I've had so far- Yes, she responded. But I'm not going to respond 'til SuPu's done with her.
From : honey pie <email@example.com>
Sent : Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:20 AM
To : XXXXXX XXXXXX <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject : Re: Tahoe place
hey there orlando...thank you so much for responding!
i am a single mom of a 4yr old...thus the not wishing to co-habitate--or 'see' anyone in the house.
im 5'11--over 6ft in heels, i would say husky, not fat. actually i wouldnt say husky either--perhaps 'zuftig'. pics attached. hope you enjoy!
i can get paperwork about the std free...we would have to meet and discuss before i spend the money though...
can you send pics of the property? i am looking to move soon, next couple of weeks. i am currently near idlwilde park (so we can meet first in reno if you prefer.)
XXXXX XXXXXXX <email@example.com> wrote:
My name is Orlando and I am doctor of heterologous pathology at UNR. I have place in the north shore Lake Tahoe that I use on some weekends for my running training. It is on lake front and very nice. I am not using much
these days because of heavy snow and would like someone to stay and watch over place because I am not there anymore.
I also like arrangement with you. In my heyday I was young man with hot
blood, but even in middle age the blood is still full of steam. You say you
are voluptuous. Do you mean husky or fat? I am latin man and prefer the husky latin womans, but you not have to be latin. My last girlfriend, Sophia, was husky girl. But she leave to go to Las Lenas Chilie where she meet a new
boyfriend, Cletus. I like strong woman but I don't care for fatties. Do you
also have test papers to show you are clean and no STD?
At work some the nurses say Viva el Caballo when see me. This mean life to
the horse. Do you want to know why they say horse? I show you!
I wait to hear back. And please send picture!
Last edited by Viva; 06-04-2006 at 05:07 PM.ˇÓrale, vato!
05-12-2005, 06:40 PM #135
I'm very tempted to offer up a house myself - she didn't specify male or female...
05-12-2005, 07:07 PM #136Originally Posted by Viva
Originally Posted by Viva
05-12-2005, 07:15 PM #137
Why don't you step it up since I am too much of a jong for the job.
05-12-2005, 07:24 PM #138Originally Posted by enlosandes
As for Yoga's post... Do it! Do it! Do it!"I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."
05-12-2005, 07:34 PM #139Originally Posted by Viva
05-12-2005, 07:53 PM #140
Subject: tahoe rental exchange
Hi there -
Forgive my delay in writing, but I read your ad on
craigslist the other day and am intrigued. I couldn't
write sooner because I had some issues to sort out
regarding the Tahoe house before I could contact you.
I was waiting to hear if my girlfriend was, in fact,
moving out, as we had discussed. You see, she's not
as open as I am about seeing other women, and I'm hard
pressed to find a woman who can keep my complete
attention. I don't know if you've seen the show The L
Word, but I think it pretty accurately depicts me and
my lifestyle - do you know the character Shane on that
show? She's a lot like me - in spirit, anyway.
You didn't specify male or female, and I am a woman -
also voluptuous - and very open to your suggestion of
trading rent for whatever pleases us. My house is
amazing, really. The wall of glass looks right onto
the lake. I'm there more in the winter than in the
summer, and live in LA (West Hollywood, really) most
of the time. What is it, exactly that you are looking
for, and what is your timeline?
If you're interested - and open - to a woman, please
send pictures and I will do the same.
Looking forward - E
05-12-2005, 08:02 PM #141Originally Posted by Viva
Orlando?? heheheIt's 5 o'clock somewhere.
05-12-2005, 08:16 PM #142
this is too much fun."Sometimes nuthin' is a real cool hand"
05-12-2005, 08:34 PM #143Originally Posted by Viva
05-12-2005, 08:54 PM #144
Dear god, this is only getting better & better what with the horse & yogachik stepping up to bat.Balls Deep in the 'Ho
05-12-2005, 08:57 PM #145
I'll take Orlando at 7:2 or "E" at 15:1. SuPu's still got the odds, but the bait was too strong...Living vicariously through myself.
05-12-2005, 09:01 PM #146
BTW - That's quite a nice avatar, LAN."Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow, what a Ride!"
05-12-2005, 09:03 PM #147
You people are killing me.
Viva: TYPING with an accent?
05-12-2005, 09:40 PM #148
Good work yogachick, I new you'd step up! Anxious for her reply!
05-12-2005, 10:01 PM #149Originally Posted by altagirl
05-12-2005, 10:22 PM #150Originally Posted by grrrr
oh and. . .. heperalougous phlobotomy what?. . . classic!
blurry, where are ya, mang? how could you miss this?scroll to "Buy DVD", very bottom of page http://bhandf.com/bhandf%202008/longform.htm I do not work for Bill, just dig his work.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. (It) is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. . .There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so. . .people won't feel insecure around you. . . -Williamson