Hey! Fuck you Benny!

[stfu&gbtw]

Hey Benny! How many days you got now motherfucker? Yesterday was a BEEEEEYOOOOTEEEEFULL day on the mountain! 10" overnight! Just like your mom got!

[digitaldeath]

oh god damn

fuck us all

[Timberridge]

You should hope he stays here for a while if you want that to continue.

[Soups]

Benny...Whats the planned date this year for you to get your "local" status back?




I want to know when I need to dust my golf clubs off.

[DasBlunt]

i'm not clicking that link.

great day yesterday. face shots 8 months of the year is amazing..

[Below Zero]

So why do you guys hate Benny? Cliffs are fine.

[digitaldeath]

i'm not clicking that link.

great day yesterday. face shots 8 months of the year is amazing..

i clicked, you wanker

[Grape_Ape]

Hey Benny! How many days you got now motherfucker? Yesterday was a BEEEEEYOOOOTEEEEFULL day on the mountain! 10" overnight! Just like your mom got!

Wow. Skidooshery at its finest. Well done.

[digitaldeath]

cute helmets

[Benny Profane]

But, there's, like, one run open.

Why weren't you skiing last year after dumps when the whole mountain was open. Does your wife think you were shopping at Home Depot, or something?

Oh, and fuck you, too. And, bonjourno, too.

[stfu&gbtw]

But, there's, like, one run open.

Why weren't you skiing last year after dumps when the whole mountain was open. Does your wife think you were shopping at Home Depot, or something?

Oh, and fuck you, too. And, bonjourno, too.

Sorry, didn't catch that... How many days?

Have you taught your cat to say "bonjourno" back to you yet? Would be great if you could use your extensive local Italian knowledge for something useful.

[Timberridge]

So why do you guys hate Benny? Cliffs are fine.

But, there's, like, one run open.

Why weren't you skiing last year after dumps when the whole mountain was open. Does your wife think you were shopping at Home Depot, or something?

Oh, and fuck you, too. And, bonjourno, too.

................

[babybear]

I spy gaper gap

[stfu&gbtw]

I spy gaper gap

Sorry - next time I'll try to find people with better fitting headwear for Baby Bear, our local outdoor sartorial specialist.

[Benny Profane]

Sorry, didn't catch that... How many days?

Have you taught your cat to say "bonjourno" back to you yet? Would be great if you could use your extensive local Italian knowledge for something useful.

What exactly is the "how many days" thing about?

[babybear]

Sorry I just like to laugh and make funnies. What can I say?

[stfu&gbtw]

What exactly is the "how many days" thing about?

Good question... You go on ski trips and don't ski, and then brag about how much you ski. What is that about?

[Benny Profane]

Hmmmmm. I suppose that, after the wife let you go out and get a little on the white ribbon of death at the local hill, you're all giddy that you have one more day of skiing than me for the season. So much so, that you couldn't contain the prime AAA douchbaggery, and post this. Pretty, eh, lame. Such a tool. But, not surprising.

Get some new helmets, btw, and buckle them correctly. Oh, no, wait. I take that back. Ditch the helmets. Especially in the trees.

[El Chupacabra]

Benny, weren't you supposed to be in Italy now?

[Benny Profane]

Next week. TR to come.

[stfu&gbtw]

Benny, weren't you supposed to be in Italy now?

Benny's posting from his motel room near an italian restaurant. It's basically the same thing.

[stfu&gbtw]

Hmmmmm. I suppose that, after the wife let you go out and get a little on the white ribbon of death at the local hill, you're all giddy that you have one more day of skiing than me for the season. So much so, that you couldn't contain the prime AAA douchbaggery, and post this. Pretty, eh, lame. Such a tool. But, not surprising.

Get some new helmets, btw, and buckle them correctly. Oh, no, wait. I take that back. Ditch the helmets. Especially in the trees.

Lol... the butthurtz is strong with this one! Enjoy your trip to the Olive Garden. Can't wait for that TR!

[Timberridge]

This thread could evolve (or devolve) into something spectacular.

Imagine people from all over the US, Canada, Europe, Australia and Asia posting videos of themselves riding chairlifts and shouting "Hey! Fuck You Benny" in English, Italian, Japanese...

[stfu&gbtw]

This thread could evolve (or devolve) into something spectacular.

Imagine people from all over the US, Canada, Europe, Australia and Asia posting videos of themselves riding chairlifts and shouting "Hey! Fuck You Benny" in English, Italian, Japanese...

Just to clarify, those are two dudes I just happened to be riding the chair with and I asked if they'd participate in a little online ball breaking... When they learned that the ball-breakee in question was the dude who made it stop snowing for 5 weeks last year, they were all about it!

wasn't the cat overseas on an aeroplane somebody elses thing

I'm pretty sure Benny and his cat are only "overseas" when they're in the deep end of Benny's bathtub.

[PNWbrit]

This thread could evolve (or devolve) into something spectacular.

Imagine people from all over the US, Canada, Europe, Australia and Asia posting videos of themselves riding chairlifts and shouting "Hey! Fuck You Benny" in English, Italian, Japanese...

YES!!

I'm in.

Just to clarify, those are two dudes I just happened to be riding the chair with and I asked if they'd participate.

Random strangers. It has to be random strangers though.