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05-06-2005, 01:33 AM #1Registered User
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FKNA A blunt exclamation of surprise, delight, or sudden realization. Say it out loud. You’ll get it.
Friday Random Thread A weekly exercise in topical chaos, devoted to everything in particular and nothing in general, often expressed as Haiku.Last edited by Schmear; 03-27-2008 at 05:00 PM.
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05-06-2005, 01:34 AM #2Registered User
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Git Sum Positive admonishment to seek and devour whatever it is you're looking for, most likely fresh snow.
Gunderism Nickname given to comical misspelling events with malaprop-ish meanings. See Definatly.
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Husky Latin Women Phrase known to appear automatically in TGR posts following the pasting of particular HTML punctuation codes. Origin and cause shrouded in humor and secrecy.
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Invisible Mode See Iceman. Or rather, don’t see Iceman.
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05-06-2005, 01:35 AM #3Registered User
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WTFWMD A variation of WWMD, saved for the direst of circumstances.
WWJD Acronym meaning What Would Jesus Drop.
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05-06-2005, 01:58 AM #4drowning
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mmmmm... mayonnaise
Nothing like oil, egg, lemon juice and vinegar to fatten up the day.
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05-06-2005, 09:23 AM #5
you aren't a miracle, you are just Lard in a jar- Homer
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05-06-2005, 10:06 AM #6
Mayonnaise - originally brought to France by Duke Richelieu, who tasted it while visiting Mahon, a city on the islond of Minorca.
dubbed Mahonaisse by the French chefs and consdered a delicacy.
Reserved only for the best most elegant meals, until 1912 when Richard Hellman began selling it in jars in his NYC deli.
[oh, the irony of reading that just last night in Uncle Johns Bathroom reader]
[Bagels, BTW, are attributed to 1683 Vienna Austria, created by a Jewish baker to honor the King of Poland for protecting the Austrians from the Turks.]
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05-06-2005, 12:41 PM #7
Tits
5678910you sketchy character, you
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05-06-2005, 03:05 PM #8
You might want to check with The Rev. on the origin of the:
I think that came from a Tesla show in Boise not the Journey show in Ketchum as stated above.
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05-07-2005, 10:29 AM #9
love the title, although i almost clicked on it to see wtf it was...hoepfully it doesn't sound too interesting.
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05-08-2005, 08:58 AM #10
Chinstrap - Accoutrement for the uninitiated.
Douche Nozzle - A Rev minted handle for the clueless
Consensless - What we build around here.
and I can't belive this has been omitted:
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flatlung: A sensation experienced by those living at lower altitudes (Puget Sound) when exerting at higher altitudes (Silverton).
brodacious - fraternal expression generally of positive note.
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Gnarcissist - Piratical descriptive gnarticle of the all too commonly self absorbed. Also TG-narcissit.
Dicknuckle - similar to douchenozzle.
Masuclinity - well duh (credits to Klar).
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Feceous - Specious and full of shit.
Smugmatic - That ingrained superiority trip.
Elevenkara - One better than a tenkara.Last edited by Buster Highmen; 09-08-2022 at 01:20 PM.
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05-08-2005, 09:34 AM #11
proposal/suggestion: let this thread get buried. You can always search for it by name now that you know. PM Schmear for additions/suggestions, etc, or in a different thread, but not here...Let it sink...
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07-14-2006, 08:07 AM #12Funky But Chic
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A bump just to keep it out of the archives, please let it sink again.
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07-14-2006, 01:56 PM #13Originally Posted by Core ShotQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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09-17-2007, 01:47 PM #14
Maybe it has sunk too deeply?
Could use a few updates, but I'm not sure if Unibonger, iskibc, highwaystar, et al deserve any mention, since trolls and attention whores really shouldn't be fed and/or encouraged.
Mandatory Additions and Updates:
Plakespear - the most inspiring maggot ever. He brought neverending stoke and positive energy despite the pains and setbacks of his far too short existence.
Farts, Burps & Bacon Forum - the elusive "ghost forum" of TGR. It appears magically for brief inexplicable periods, never in winter, and quickly vanishes again.. . .
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03-04-2011, 06:55 PM #16Funky But Chic
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Back To The Top
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03-05-2011, 02:11 PM #17
Funny bump.
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08-21-2011, 12:33 PM #18
Bumpin it up
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A little bit of mayo on my lunch break
Blt"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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04-06-2018, 08:38 PM #19
Miracle whip?
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04-06-2018, 08:44 PM #20
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04-10-2018, 08:20 AM #21
Uncultured swine. Jesus.
"I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road
Brain dead and made of money.
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01-03-2019, 06:13 AM #22
bump
"I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road
Brain dead and made of money.
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01-03-2019, 04:04 PM #23
Buddy of mines wife's family were Heirs to the Best Food Mayo fortune.
It wasn't much of a fortune in reality, they both still work.
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01-04-2019, 06:37 AM #24
I fucking love mayonnaise.
"I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road
Brain dead and made of money.
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01-04-2019, 12:00 PM #25"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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