The New England Patriots non-football thread

**neckdeep** · 02-25-2019, 06:14 PM

**rideit** · 02-26-2019, 07:25 AM

I always loved the Dinosaur BBQ

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/s...andwich-report

**Self Jupiter** · 02-26-2019, 07:39 AM

Originally Posted by ColMan

#FellateGate

Tailgate

Masturgate

**Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo** · 02-26-2019, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

from the comments (I violated my rule of never reading the comments!):

Kind of agree, seems really odd.

I read the same article and comments and while I don't generally go in for conspiracy theories it does seem odd that all these obscenely rich dudes are going to a FL strip mall Rub&Tug.

**Cisco Kid** · 02-26-2019, 10:01 AM

It's the sleeze in the squeeze that gets them the high. That's why. He'll walk with a slap and his friends will tell him he should have paid for delivery and tipped the driver. Never go to the pizza parlor for a slice.

**rideit** · 02-26-2019, 10:12 AM

Originally Posted by Cisco Kid

. Never go to the pizza parlor for a slice.

This is fucking blasphemy.
A proper N.Y. slice pie is made hours earlier, left to cool, and heated up on the stone just before serving.

**Sagamoron** · 02-26-2019, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by Self Jupiter

Tailgate

Masturgate

#tuggate

**dunfree** · 02-26-2019, 10:18 AM

Comeon, you got to go to a pro for a 14 minute rub 'n tug.

**TahoeJ** · 02-26-2019, 10:22 AM

This is such a sad story. I just hope there's a happy ending.

**SkiCougar** · 02-26-2019, 10:36 AM

he went then night before and morning of the game, that's pretty good bounce back for an old guy, with or without help.

**alias_rice** · 02-26-2019, 11:33 AM

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**Benny Profane** · 02-26-2019, 11:53 AM

Yeah, well, BigBen, you wait until you're out of the zone in your life when hundreds of women are lining up in any bar for the privilege of sucking your dick, which has been happening since high school, and you're a washed up and retired QB with bad knees at 55. Then get back to us about how much sex costs.

**mcski** · 02-26-2019, 12:09 PM

Why pay, when you can rape? Ammirite, Ben?

**TahoeJ** · 02-26-2019, 01:02 PM

Pretty sure that's fake. I went looking for it on Twitter because the reply comments would be hilarious and it doesn't appear Big Ben even has an account. Maybe he's not so dumb after all...

**Dantheman** · 02-26-2019, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by mcski

Why pay, when you can rape? Ammirite, Ben?

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

Pretty sure that's fake. I went looking for it on Twitter because the reply comments would be hilarious and it doesn't appear Big Ben even has an account. Maybe he's not so dumb after all...

[McBane]That's the joke[/McBane]

I mean, it was pretty obvious.

**alias_rice** · 02-26-2019, 01:25 PM

Originally Posted by Dantheman

[McBane]That's the joke[/McBane]

I mean, it was pretty obvious.

Benny’s rant was funnier than the original joke.

**TahoeJ** · 02-26-2019, 01:33 PM

Originally Posted by Dantheman

[McBane]That's the joke[/McBane]

I mean, it was pretty obvious.

There’s so much dumb shit on Twitter it can be hard to tell.

**mcski** · 02-26-2019, 01:36 PM

[QUOTE=Dantheman;5605325][McBane]That's the joke[/McBane]

Wasn't Mcbane just a neurotic nerd that likes to sleep w little girls?

**Dantheman** · 02-26-2019, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by alias_rice

Benny’s rant was funnier than the original joke.

2,000 miles away, inside an office, with music playing, and I still heard the "whoosh."

**iceman** · 02-26-2019, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

This is such a sad story. I just hope there's a happy ending.

Noice

**Benny Profane** · 02-26-2019, 02:33 PM

Originally Posted by alias_rice

Benny’s rant was funnier than the original joke.

Re: Namath

**Timberridge** · 02-26-2019, 02:58 PM

Viagra has leveled the playing field for old people Benny. You stand as good a chance to hook up with the lady teetering on the barstool as the young buck does.

**irul&ublo** · 02-26-2019, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

There’s so much dumb shit on Twitter it can be hard to tell.

Well, Trump is on it all the time

**Benny Profane** · 02-26-2019, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Viagra has leveled the playing field for old people Benny. You stand as good a chance to hook up with the lady teetering on the barstool as the young buck does.

Word.

And I have more money.