Vermont Ski Areas

[From_the_NEK]

OK, the info you seek (vert, minutes):
Jay Peak tram (2231, 7)

In reality, Jay Peak barely scratches 2000' of vert. Why does everyone keep inflating their numbers?

[Altaholic]

If you have to ask, you should just join Greg from AlpineZone at Killington. The place that gets the most people must be the best.

[raisingarizona13]

Hi 12monthsofsnow! Have you had enough of this rude and childish treatment after posting such a friendly and legitimate inquiry? I bet you have! Do you wish there was a winter sports forum that understood the passion of eastern snowriders like yourself? Well there is! I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite you to "start fresh" at our friendly forums. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. If you are weary of all the foolishness and yearn for some intellectually stimulating mountain sport discourse, then come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

Hi greg! I am very interested in visiting Killington this coming winter, can you tell me anything about Killington?

[From_the_NEK]

Hi greg! I am very interested in visiting Killington this coming winter, can you tell me anything about Killington?

When I go to Killington, I don't even ski. I'm too busy fighting off all the Jersey girls.

[Dexter Rutecki]

In reality, Jay Peak barely scratches 2000' of vert. Why does everyone keep inflating their numbers?

But did I get the vert right on the Stratton Ejaculator?

[From_the_NEK]

But did I get the vert right on the Stratton Ejaculator?

Vert was right but you must have rounded up on the ride time. I've always heard it usually takes less than 19 minutes but with a stiff tailwind can climax in less than a minute.

[Dexter Rutecki]

Stratton's Ejaculator lift guarantees you'll get up and get off again and again.

[gonzo_lives]

Hi 12monthsofsnow! Have you had enough of this rude and childish treatment after posting such a friendly and legitimate inquiry? I bet you have! Do you wish there was a winter sports forum that understood the passion of eastern snowriders like yourself? Well there is! I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite you to "start fresh" at our friendly forums. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. If you are weary of all the foolishness and yearn for some intellectually stimulating mountain sport discourse, then come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados who know the benefits of what good moderation brings to an on-line community. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

How does Greg know when to show up?
Does he ever change the script?
Would he get angry if he were banned?

[stuckathuntermtn]

Maybe it's like Darth Vader. "I sense another". The Troll side of the Force?

[getoutside]

Does he ever change the script?

nope, not once.

[lionelhutz]

When I go to Killington, I don't even ski. I'm too busy fighting off all the Jersey girls.

Like you wouldn't enjoy walking into a bar and seeing that.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Fantasy ^^^

Reality vvv

[BigDaddy]

I laughed

[ex-powderbroker]

Pine Tree Pub but with more girls ^

[Vt-Freeheel]

That's why it's called The Pickle Barrel, not The Pussy Bucket.


PTP is listed for sale.