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    Get rid of the motherfucking floating top bar

    Seriously Dunfee, can they afford iPads or iPhones at HQ? Cause if you had them you'd see what a fucking pain in the ass this gotdamned floating top bar is.

    Posted here because I fucking can.
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    Raising the bar. What?
    watch out for snakes

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    Don't they have those in pools in the islands?

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    I don't know. I kind of always wanted to check one out...



    And I've been thinking about getting one for the pool.

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    Russian doctors have conducted an 11-hour operation to replace a
    patient’s deformed penis with one grown on his forearm, the Moskovskiy
    Komsomolets daily reports.

    The 30-year-old Russian man, whose name was changed in the article to
    protect his privacy, had a defect from birth — his penis was crooked,
    two-and-a-half-inches long and lacked a scrotum, the newspaper writes.

    The doctors had the penis removed and attached to the man’s arm. Using
    his body tissue it grew to six-and-a-half inches and was sewn back on to
    his groin. Silicone tubes were inserted into the organ to ensure an
    erection was possible. Doctors also created a scrotum from the patient’s
    own skin and placed silicone testicles in it.

    A Moscow surgeon said the man will be able to have sex in a few months.
    He added: “Women will never suspect it is artificial.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    And I've been thinking about getting one for the pool.

    Yeah me too...Probably go with the one in black


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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Seriously Dunfee, can they afford iPads or iPhones at HQ? Cause if you had them you'd see what a fucking pain in the ass this gotdamned floating top bar is.

    Posted here because I fucking can.
    Bump.

    Hey Dunfee, why don't your Lonely Planet overlords give a flying fuck about this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Yeah me too...Probably go with the one in black


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    Both models seem expensive and unreliable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Both models seem expensive and unreliable.

    Youd be suprized how cheap sum flooosies is
    watch out for snakes

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    Hey guys,

    Thank you for your bitching. I will alert the team and raise your concerns. To be continued...

    I would suggest using the TGR Forums app or Tapatalk app if you're on mobile/iPad though, way better experience IMO.

    Also I moved this to Ask TGR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Dunfee View Post
    Hey guys,

    Thank you for your bitching. I will alert the team and raise your concerns. To be continued...

    I would suggest using the TGR Forums app or Tapatalk app if you're on mobile/iPad though, way better experience IMO.

    Also I moved this to Ask TGR.
    Except the TGR Forums app freezes and won't update and I have to delete and then download again. Oh yeah yesterday when I logged it it told me there weren't any threads to view so yeah other than it also being a complete piece of shit. Iphone 4s here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Dunfee View Post
    Hey guys,

    Thank you for your bitching. I will alert the team and raise your concerns. To be continued...

    I would suggest using the TGR Forums app or Tapatalk app if you're on mobile/iPad though, way better experience IMO.

    Also I moved this to Ask TGR.
    Rad job on moving this bitch thread to its rightful place Dunf.

    Seriously, get rid of the fucking top bar.

    I use, as do many others, the normal web browser for this forum because like Malboro Reds, we want full flavor - not some watered down bullshit mobile app or tapatalk bullshit that never works. My device can handle the full site, except of course when I zoom in to bring things to readable focus because there's a giant black box with links that I'll never use.

    But what do we know, we're just users of the website.
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    Ryan, we don't use the mobile app because it is a steaming pile of fail.

    Bmills, thanks for posting in the wrong forum. It appears that's the only way you get action. You sure as shit don't get any if you post in the Ask TGR sub forum, where you are supposed to report problems
    http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...site-with-iPad

    And now that fucking bar has floated over what I'm trying to type...Again

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    Seriously Dunf, this thing is so obtrusive when trying to post in the type field on an apple device. Did you guys just ignore the horrible functionality and press on or is this your way of reminding us that you're in charge?

    Get rid of the gotdammed thing. If I want to use a quick link I'll scroll to the top like a normal human being and find it. Stop forcing me to constantly see it when I'm trying to use basic functions.

    Fucking tone deaf.
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    in homage to the rowdy one
    i truley believe dungfree was sent here to kick ass and chew bubblesgums
    and will never run outta gum
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    the mobile app is fine for me... actually better than the real site, since you can more easily get to "participated" threads

    although I have only used it on relatively recent hardware / iOS versions

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    Yer easy to please mbillie. I'm using an iPad and iPhone 6, both running iOS8.3 (I wait several weeks to download new operating systems - let somebody else be Apple's test monkeys)

    Here's a few reasons why the #TGRMOBILEAPPSUXDONKEYBALLZ.
    1. No way to expand the browse view to see the subforums and latest activity. Places like tech talk, slide zone and gimp central don't move that fast and I don't see why I have to navigate down two layers just to find out nothing has changed in the last 48 hrs. Especially from a cell connection rather than wifi. All that extra navigation isn't gonna induce my going to kayak, surfing or those other forums either. Lonely Planet is missing out on a lot of ad opportunities as a result.

    2. Likewise, I don't know why I need to navigate down an extra layer just to access Sprokets, PR, or Polyasshat. Or to navigate to Tech Support | Ask TGR | my tech support thread, only to find out nobody has addressed the issue. After a fucking month.

    3. If you started typing a reply but need to exit the app to get a URL (like a YouTube video or photo), you have to re-enter everything.

    4. The app crashes regularly.

    5. Why must I learn/memorize a bunch of BB code to do stuff on the mobile app I can do with a visual interface from a browser?

    Better experience? Ryan, with all due respect, that's bullshit. Other than that motherfucking floating toolbar, using the chrome browser on either iPad or iPhone is an infinitely better experience. And Chrome for iOS is no fucking paragon of software engineering either...

    Anchor that fucking toolbar.
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    So how's it going getting rid of the stupid top bar that takes up the entirety of my screen when I zoom in on an iOS device Dunf?

    Seriously, you have your expanded ad space to the right, let us use the forums without this intrusive black blob.
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    Dunficiency

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    Hello all,

    We are un-stickying the black nav bar in the coming days. Your request has been granted, and it will no longer follow you as you scroll up or down.

    Also, we will be fixing an issue we caused with the photo uploader that was causing images to show up broken after you uploaded them through the site. Keep an eye on that as well. As always, thank you for your graciousness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Dunfee View Post
    As always, thank you for your graciousness.
    Deft, Dunf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan Dunfee View Post
    As always, thank you for your graciousness.
    And Thank You for dealing with this issue so promptly. I now understand the best path to communicate tech support issues.

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    Thanks mang

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    Hooray, Dunf.

    Thanks for listening.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Hooray, Dunf.

    Thanks for listening.
    Was that a compliment? You better sandwich that between some insults so I don't start thinking I know what I'm doing.
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