End-Of-Life Purchases

[SB]

my brewery will easily out last me

[jgb@etree]

I'm not even at mid life crisis yet but this came with a bumper to bumper lifetime warranty..... Hope it outlives me.

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Heh. They never counted on folks like you & I who are willing to keep a car forever when they decided to offer that warranty. I picked up a WK in Aug 07 with the lifetime powertrain, and bumped it up to lifetime bumper to bumper for $1300. 8years, 230k and counting. I'm planning on giving it to my 5yo for his first car when he turns 16.

[Shredhead]

Heh. They never counted on folks like you & I who are willing to keep a car forever when they decided to offer that warranty. I picked up a WK in Aug 07 with the lifetime powertrain, and bumped it up to lifetime bumper to bumper for $1300. 8years, 230k and counting. I'm planning on giving it to my 5yo for his first car when he turns 16.

They have the option of buying you out, if the repair cost more than the value of the vehicle. But yeah, I bought one too.

[Dhelihiker]

Plutonium- that shit lasts forever

[old goat]

Plutonium- that shit lasts forever

Iran is selling if you're buying.

[Dhelihiker]

I only buy enriched Plutonium and they promised to to carry it

[iceman]

The herps lasts forever but I can't really see paying for it.

[Huck_Schmuck]

Plutonium- that shit lasts forever

Fucking jongs...

The different isotopes of plutonium have different "half-lives" – the time it takes for one-half of a radioactive substance to decay. Pu-239 has a half-life of 24,000 years and Pu-241's half-life is 14.4 years. The plutonium isotope with the shortest half-life, 20 minutes, is Pu-233.

[Timberridge]

I ate some bad oysters in Seattle once before getting on a flight to Tokyo. I would have rather been raped with a test tube of plutonium coated with the herp virus. That trip seemed like it lasted a lifetime.

[Tippster]

Speaking of Hondas that last forever:

[PNWbrit]

Nope.

Mowing the lawn just seems like it lasts forever.....

[BmillsSkier]

I've got a Craftsman self-propelled mower that looks like this that I keep around for small jobs and a bit of fall cleanup help. I've had it for at least 16 years, I've never changed the oil or spark plug and it starts up every year - no problems whatsoever.

I hope skynet can make better use of it than I have long long after I'm gone.

[GeezerSteve]

6 pages and no mention of Snap-on tools. Fuckin' pussy poser forum

[iceman]

Meadow Skipper mentioned Snap-On way up there^^^

If they last forever how come they're always driving around in those trucks servicing them?

[neufox47]

6 pages and no mention of Snap-on tools. Fuckin' pussy poser forum

My dad seems to figure out a way to wear them out periodically. He just had a 1/2" ratchet need to be "serviced" whatever that means? But anything being used regularly for 40+ years will wear out.

[iceman]

Like your mom.

[iceman]

had to, sorry

[GeezerSteve]

If they last forever how come they're always driving around in those trucks servicing them?

Servicing? Try "selling." Those trucks are owned by Snap-on Tool franchisees.

[Meadow Skipper]

6 pages and no mention of Snap-on tools. Fuckin' pussy poser forum

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...t=#post4473925

You're right though, everyone else here is a fuckin' pussy poser.

[Mofro261]

Secobarbital, you'll never need to get another Rx filled.

[Kied]

Can't go wrong with those. Bought a pair of the brown ones four years ago and they're the comfiest things in my entire closet. Like 'em so much, I'm getting a pair in black soon.

[liv2ski]

Secobarbital, you'll never need to get another Rx filled.

Not true, popping Reds and Rainbows was a favorite past time in the 70's. You just had to be careful as you could od on them. Fuckers made me so sick the last time I took them (close to od ing) that I moved on to the new kid in town, Qualudes Fuck I wish I could get a script for those, but then my wife would throw me out.

[XXX-er]

My dad seems to figure out a way to wear them out periodically. He just had a 1/2" ratchet need to be "serviced" whatever that means? But anything being used regularly for 40+ years will wear out.

The handle will usually be fine but the innards get fuckedup so you can take the head apart & replace all the parts. I got a kit from sears for a very rusty craftsman 3/8drive ratchet that had spent many years under the rad of an old truck ... no questions asked

[guroo270]

Those trucks are just going around hawking more tools, and taking payments. Lots of mechanics are on payment plans, so those guys are coming to collect as well.

[Timberridge]

Those trucks are just going around hawking more tools, and taking payments. Lots of mechanics are on payment plans, so those guys are coming to collect as well.

Where can I buy the repossessed tools?