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08-19-2022, 03:27 PM #4776
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08-19-2022, 06:14 PM #4777
I can tell you from personal experience that muscle cramps can cause a vagal reaction, although I don't believe I've ever passed out. I'd have to check with my wife to be sure about that.
My personal trigger is anything that sounds like a pager. I physically startle, and I've been retired for ten years.
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08-19-2022, 08:32 PM #4778
An anesthesiologist is riding coach on an airplane when they page overhead for a doctor. He reluctantly responded and when asks what kind of doctor he says anesthesiologist. The stewardess says “great! There’s a surgeon on first class who needs his tray table put down “.
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08-19-2022, 08:41 PM #4779
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08-20-2022, 06:19 AM #4780
Hey now. My dad was anesthesiologist. RIP
Way smarter than a GP
It’s a weird job. Lots of boredom interrupted by sheer panic
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08-20-2022, 06:41 AM #4781
Just trying to add some levity to the discussion.
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08-20-2022, 08:59 AM #4782
lol
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-20-2022, 09:15 AM #4783
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08-20-2022, 10:08 AM #4784
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08-20-2022, 10:31 AM #4785
Yeah. They say we get kidney stones and atrial fibrillation. Can’t take a piss and random shots of adrenaline
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08-20-2022, 10:36 AM #4786
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08-20-2022, 12:31 PM #4787
At my hospital the anesthesiologists and anesthetists got relieved at least every two hours. And five minutes after they switched the patient always seemed to wake up.
How about a true doctor on an airplane story. Guy passes out, flight attendant calls for a doctor. Guys lying on the floor, groggy but not out, able to answer my questions, not hurting, nauseated, etc, strong pulse not rapid. Not sweating. As the FA goes for a BP cuff and whatever other emergency stuff my RN wife blessherheart basically shoves me out of the way and takes over. Guy recovers fairly rapidly and is fine the rest of the trip. My wife diagnoses dehydration--which is her diagnosis for everything. Easier to let her deal with it unless things go south.
My wife loves to deal with emergencies. Like the alcoholic renter next door bleeding out from his esophagus. She can turn him on his side to keep him from aspirating as well as I can and as nurse she's a lot better at getting vomited on than I am.
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08-20-2022, 01:08 PM #4788
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08-20-2022, 01:31 PM #4789
Man, not where I work. If I see a lunch break before 3-4pm I’m stoked
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08-20-2022, 03:47 PM #4790
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08-20-2022, 05:47 PM #4791Registered User
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wow
There's an incredibly dense communication right there.
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08-20-2022, 05:54 PM #4792Registered User
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08-20-2022, 10:04 PM #4793Registered User
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my buddy the anesthetist would sit there behind a screen reading a copy of " TheGuardian " and scanning vital signs, sez he didnt even need to wear a mask pre covid, sounds like it paid the large $$$$ and he didnt need to have an office
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08-20-2022, 11:54 PM #4794
Then there was the anesthesiologist at Sutter Memorial Hospital in Sacramento who was sticking his dick in the mouths of anesthetized patients. Went on for a while because no one would believe the nurses who reported him. Including the chief of surgery, who later killed himself. The anesthesiogist only served 5 years of an 8 year sentence.
Most anesthesiologists aren't like that though.
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08-21-2022, 08:38 AM #4795
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08-21-2022, 09:11 AM #4796
I’ll request a female anesthesiologist next time I need one. Just in case.
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08-21-2022, 10:05 AM #4797Registered User
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Or just pass on the anesthesia altogether, for the love of Dog.
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08-21-2022, 10:57 AM #4798
To be fair to the anesthesiologists--woman sues gyn husband who sewed her vagina shut because she was having an affair.
https://apnews.com/article/0a5b93025...21be2ab347c5fa
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08-21-2022, 01:37 PM #4799Registered User
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08-21-2022, 03:20 PM #4800
So over the last 4 months my wife lost 75 lbs on a crazy diet program. Weigh in's. Shakes from a pouch. Pan fried crushed cauliflower for breakfast. None or limited tastes of every food that Americans eat. She cooks dinner just for me now. Stews, Cassaroles, roasts. Last week she brought me a case of Boost from Costco. What is going on here?
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