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  1. #326
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    And yet strangely the opposite is true, despite all of our bitching.
    It's a pretty safe bet that I'd be dead right now if I wasn't married. I simply wasn't doing what I needed to do for my health and she basically kicked my ass. So there's that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad dancer View Post
    So I'm sitting her right now with Mrs Bad dancer and she just said to me................
    "So you know where I've been putting the oil in the car this whole time ?"
    As the man of the house your pride lets her do this how?
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    This is kinda like the goose that laid the golden egg, but shittier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    It's a pretty safe bet that I'd be dead right now if I wasn't married. I simply wasn't doing what I needed to do for my health and she basically kicked my ass. So there's that.
    So...you're saying this is improvement? or a fail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    It's a pretty safe bet that I'd be dead right now if I wasn't married. I simply wasn't doing what I needed to do for my health and she basically kicked my ass. So there's that.
    Amen to this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powtario View Post
    As the man of the house your pride lets her do this how?
    Hey.....she checks the oil and fills it when needed. No pride issues here.
    I'ts her car.
    The car always has oil in it at least. I guess it's method of delivery to the engine case varies depending n who fills it. Who knew ?
    What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?

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    Well I thought you were gonna say she was putting it in the radiator or the windshield fluid reservoir, so the dipstick tube isn't that bad.

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    I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...


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    That looks good for an engine fire. Guess she wants the car totaled?
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Well I thought you were gonna say she was putting it in the radiator or the windshield fluid reservoir, so the dipstick tube isn't that bad.
    That was my first thought. I was dreading that as well.
    What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?

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    Who owns a funnel that small? Where do these ideas even come from?

    This week for instance: "Do you know where the passenger pickup is?" (in the airport)
    "Yes, take that escalator up a level"
    "Oh, the one by the big passenger pickup sign with an arrow?"

    Today: "So, where do I pickup my order."
    "Just to your left underneath the big pickup order sign."
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Lots of people can't drive in snow.

    Only a wife could drive 150 miles on the highway in 4WD on dry pavement when the last thing I said as she left was "Please please please do NOT forget to put it in 2WD when you get to the top of the driveway."
    Here's a pic of an exploded transfer case in a Cherokee that the wife had driven in 4wD on dry pavement:


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    Find out yesterday she's been driving with the low tire pressure light on for over a month.

    When I ask why she states "because when it gets cold it always come on"

    C'MON MAN!!!

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    Took my wife's car in for service recently. When I picked it up I noticed the side mirror was basically destroyed. I went in to tell them and they denied it. I had to get back to the office so I couldn't call the cops but I was going to after work to file a report.

    I called the wife to tell her. "Oh...I might have hit something "

    No kidding?


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    Quote Originally Posted by BS720 View Post
    Can ex-gf's qualify in this thread?
    "Have we gone through Texas yet?"
    We were in North Carolina, Driving from Taos, NM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tBatt View Post
    "Have we gone through Texas yet?"
    We were in North Carolina, Driving from Taos, NM.
    to be fair it was only 177m out of 1,767m. Easy to miss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Find out yesterday she's been driving with the low tire pressure light on for over a month.

    When I ask why she states "because when it gets cold it always come on"

    C'MON MAN!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Find out yesterday she's been driving with the low tire pressure light on for over a month.

    When I ask why she states "because when it gets cold it always come on"

    C'MON MAN!!!
    I just noticed my wife's car had a very low tire; I couldn't even get it to register on a pressure gauge. Asked her if her light was on; "Yeah, it's always on." There's a nail head clearly visible right above the stem. Hon, you might want to get that fixed.

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    I have to admit I get some sort of odd amusement from watching a bunch of maggots assert intrinsic superiority over roughly half the human race. A sad and twisted kind of amusement. But amusement nonetheless.

    I'd love to hear the tales from the other side of some of these marital entities...

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    Paging babybear, altagirl, etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spindrift View Post
    I have to admit I get some sort of odd amusement from watching a bunch of maggots assert intrinsic superiority over roughly half the human race. A sad and twisted kind of amusement. But amusement nonetheless.

    I'd love to hear the tales from the other side of some of these marital entities...
    Your wife reads TGR, cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spindrift View Post
    I have to admit I get some sort of odd amusement from watching a bunch of maggots assert intrinsic superiority over roughly half the human race. A sad and twisted kind of amusement. But amusement nonetheless.

    I'd love to hear the tales from the other side of some of these marital entities...
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Your wife reads TGR, cool.
    Right? Have her post up!

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    I can't post anything.
    I spent the day trying to figure out how to tell my wife that I need to change two of her tires because I put them on backwards. And I have to do it tonight, because she's taking the car to the shop in the morning, and they'll tell her.
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    I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...

    Anyone want to buy my wife's car? It only has minor to major damage on front and rear right side and left side quarter panels. Much of the rear bumper is the same color as my neighbors' Prius. It manages to get us to our final destination two out of every three road trips. All reasonable offers entertained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian View Post
    I can't post anything.
    I spent the day trying to figure out how to tell my wife that I need to change two of her tires because I put them on backwards. And I have to do it tonight, because she's taking the car to the shop in the morning, and they'll tell her.
    That is a 10 to 12 second job for the Nascar crews.... Have to have an air wrench though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian View Post
    I can't post anything.
    I spent the day trying to figure out how to tell my wife that I need to change two of her tires because I put them on backwards. And I have to do it tonight, because she's taking the car to the shop in the morning, and they'll tell her.
    Not following... you mounted your own tires backwards? Who mounts their own tires? Besides Benny, I mean.. Or did you put the wheels on backwards? Is that even possible?
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