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02-28-2015, 10:33 PM #326Funky But Chic
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03-01-2015, 06:08 AM #327Registered User
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- really? You can't guess it?
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03-01-2015, 09:01 AM #328
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03-01-2015, 09:36 AM #329
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03-01-2015, 10:02 AM #330What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?
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03-01-2015, 11:50 AM #331Funky But Chic
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Well I thought you were gonna say she was putting it in the radiator or the windshield fluid reservoir, so the dipstick tube isn't that bad.
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03-01-2015, 12:14 PM #332
I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
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03-01-2015, 12:19 PM #333
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03-01-2015, 04:12 PM #334
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03-01-2015, 05:26 PM #335
Who owns a funnel that small? Where do these ideas even come from?
This week for instance: "Do you know where the passenger pickup is?" (in the airport)
"Yes, take that escalator up a level"
"Oh, the one by the big passenger pickup sign with an arrow?"
Today: "So, where do I pickup my order."
"Just to your left underneath the big pickup order sign."Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-04-2015, 11:27 PM #336
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11-22-2015, 11:59 AM #337
Find out yesterday she's been driving with the low tire pressure light on for over a month.
When I ask why she states "because when it gets cold it always come on"
C'MON MAN!!!
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11-22-2015, 12:11 PM #338
Took my wife's car in for service recently. When I picked it up I noticed the side mirror was basically destroyed. I went in to tell them and they denied it. I had to get back to the office so I couldn't call the cops but I was going to after work to file a report.
I called the wife to tell her. "Oh...I might have hit something "
No kidding?
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11-22-2015, 02:59 PM #339Hungover & Homeless
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11-22-2015, 03:36 PM #340
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11-22-2015, 03:52 PM #341
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11-22-2015, 04:33 PM #342
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11-22-2015, 04:47 PM #343Registered Undead
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I have to admit I get some sort of odd amusement from watching a bunch of maggots assert intrinsic superiority over roughly half the human race. A sad and twisted kind of amusement. But amusement nonetheless.
I'd love to hear the tales from the other side of some of these marital entities...
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11-22-2015, 04:53 PM #344Registered User
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Paging babybear, altagirl, etc.
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11-22-2015, 04:59 PM #345Funky But Chic
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11-22-2015, 06:19 PM #346
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11-22-2015, 06:36 PM #347
I can't post anything.
I spent the day trying to figure out how to tell my wife that I need to change two of her tires because I put them on backwards. And I have to do it tonight, because she's taking the car to the shop in the morning, and they'll tell her.
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11-22-2015, 06:47 PM #348Good-lookin' wool
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I love my wife and all, but Jesus Hercules Christ...
Anyone want to buy my wife's car? It only has minor to major damage on front and rear right side and left side quarter panels. Much of the rear bumper is the same color as my neighbors' Prius. It manages to get us to our final destination two out of every three road trips. All reasonable offers entertained.
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11-22-2015, 06:50 PM #349
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11-22-2015, 07:42 PM #350
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