2015 PGA Tour Thread

spook · 01-21-2015, 08:24 PM

i think tiger's relationship with vonn may actually help him. she's gone through a grueling rehab and is back on top. maybe she'll help get his competitive juices flowing without thinking so much again. i read he's lost some bulk.

**BmillsSkier** · 01-21-2015, 08:38 PM

Tiger needs to party rock star style like he was when he was winning everything.

I'm talking go borrow some blow off DJ, some roofies from Allenby, and a sloppy drunk groupie or two from Big J.D. and get down to business man!

Shit, throw in a Perkins hostess if you get bored, just get back to winning.

"Here's to the finely tuned athlete on the verge of greatness!"

spook · 01-21-2015, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

he needs to be flowing without a chicks influence.

she's not a chick. she's the best at what she does ever.

spook · 01-21-2015, 08:47 PM

tiger's lifestyle obviously wasn't sustainable. he's going to have to grow up about a lot of things if he wants to beat jack.

**skiballs** · 01-21-2015, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by spook

she's not a chick. she's the best at what she does ever.

She's an alpha chick.

Originally Posted by spook

tiger's lifestyle obviously wasn't sustainable. he's going to have to grow up about a lot of things if he wants to beat jack.

He has to beat all the young guys that aren't afraid of him. Jack isn't playing anymore.

**4matic** · 01-21-2015, 09:09 PM

For skiballs. 16 y/o self taught swing. Johnny Miller? Yes, I hit a cut:

**skiballs** · 01-21-2015, 09:14 PM

Nice shoes. I'd call that an Azinger swing, especially with that super strong grip.

**4matic** · 01-21-2015, 09:18 PM

Classic red white and blue. They are still in service somewhere in San Mateo County last I heard.

spook · 01-21-2015, 09:54 PM

Originally Posted by skiballs

She's an alpha chick.

He has to beat all the young guys that aren't afraid of him. Jack isn't playing anymore.

right, but he's not going to do it banging a bunch of waitresses when he's 40.

**skiballs** · 01-21-2015, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by spook

right, but he's not going to do it banging a bunch of waitresses when he's 40.

A 40 year old with a bad back, trying to keep up with a 30 yr old 160 lb amazon woman, is probably worse.

**BmillsSkier** · 01-21-2015, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by spook

right, but he's not going to do it banging a bunch of waitresses when he's 40.

That's good, because he likes hostesses not waitresses.

Why can't anyone remember this?

**DasBlunt** · 01-21-2015, 11:13 PM

i think she has made it clear he is a boyfriend, and nothing further.

DJ will win 2-3 this year. Maybe the US open.....maybe not, but it was fun to think about for a second.

**abraham** · 01-22-2015, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

That's good, because he likes hostesses not waitresses.

Why can't anyone remember this?

Ding-dongs or snoballs?

**skiballs** · 01-31-2015, 11:00 AM

Damn, old woody fired up a +13 82. Looks like he's got the yips around the greens.

**skiballs** · 01-31-2015, 11:04 AM

Damn, old woody fired up a +13 82. Looks like he's got the yips around the greens.

**BmillsSkier** · 01-31-2015, 08:13 PM

Is there an echo in here?

**BmillsSkier** · 01-31-2015, 09:47 PM

Mickletits chopped an ugly number too and missed the cut.

How bout Mollanari's ace on the stadium hole at Phoenix?

spook · 01-31-2015, 10:02 PM

I heard Phil and tiger both dropped a bunch of weight during their off season. haven't seen either yet. from everything I've read, tiger sounds more lost in the woods than ever. he was invincible and knew it. now he's not and he knows it.

**BmillsSkier** · 01-31-2015, 10:20 PM

Ah spring, when the azelias bloom, Jim Nance welcomes us back to Augusta, and Spook opines for another season on Tiger. (Lovingly, I'm sure)

**skiballs** · 01-31-2015, 10:43 PM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

anyone besides spook notice tiger and his 82.

Hell man, I double posted that. Take a drop.

**HansJob** · 01-31-2015, 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by spook

beat jack.

ain't gonna happen

spook · 01-31-2015, 11:40 PM

yeah, i don't see how it can happen either. amazing downfall.

spook · 02-05-2015, 12:05 PM

well i didn't until the day he died. just watched tiger's interview pre-round and it's hard to believe it's the same person that was so electric not that long ago.