I've seen AZ Greg at the Wobbly Barn, making out with fat whales up from The City for the weekend. Dude must have some great beer goggles. Greg, do you take them to your secret BearClaw Woods stash the next day?
In the end the surest way to meet cute ski gurls is to be one so start saving up for that sex change op.
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Carry around a jar of pickles or vienna sausages in your pocket, offer them to girls on the lift.
I wear crocs for the style, not the comfort.
i dont drink beer but other than that i like this idea, maybe i will just ask if she wants to ski together on her next day off.
i did but i got banned quickly, and you guys are much cooler than newschoolers.
i REALLY like this idea, thanks!
Become a gay skier guy. Chicks love that shit.
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^^ Well, then, some girl could "fix" you
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
^ You think I'd really mean neuter! C'mon now! I may be a chick, but not ALL chicks are evil Naw, just fix with cuddles!
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
I don't know. I think most chicks could sense that gnarhucker isn't fix-able. OTOH, he should probably try going gay for a bit as part of that tactic. He just might have to stick with it for years to really sell it.
My problem is that I went and impregnated my touring partner/wife. Now I am faced with a choice: attempt to tour with a 6 months pregnant chick on 20 inches of rotten facets with pokey staubs and rocks jutting out (and probably get stabbed with a probe or snow saw in some fit of anger), ditch the 6 months pregnant chick (and probably still get stabbed), or just give up on skiing due to abysmal conditions (I don't know what else I'd do with myself).
Life is just peeling the onion. You bag cute skier chicks until you find one who is somewhat less crazy than the others, but that just leads to a different set of problems.
^^^I feel fine after reading that.
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
Thats a good angle, babies are big time chick magnets.
watch out for snakes
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"Don't be afraid of the spaces between your dreams and reality. If you can dream it, you can make it so." - Belva Davis
"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle"--Albert Einstein
This may work:
http://https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p44WXVW60Cc
mbsc's on fire here.
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