Tighter than a nun's cunt or a dolphin's asshole?

**Alkasquawlik** · 12-03-2014, 10:14 AM

What's your best guess on the last shot? I haven't posted in ages but I guess sharing some stoke from the boys at MSP would be a halfway decent way to re-introduce myself.

**grskier** · 12-03-2014, 10:17 AM

1) I thought that you were nuts for the last 2 or 3 speed scrubs in there
2) that is an amazingly aesthetic line
3) welcome back jong

**guermo** · 12-03-2014, 10:44 AM

Wow Alka - indeed an amazingly aesthetic line!!

**MMP** · 12-03-2014, 10:50 AM

pfffft

**mntlion** · 12-03-2014, 10:52 AM

meh.

nice comeback

some "sporty" lines....

spook · 12-03-2014, 10:59 AM

that other dude did a backflip in front of his "avalanche" last season. why is msp paying you to be a pussy?

**::: :::** · 12-03-2014, 11:03 AM

loved that movie more than the others in this season's crop

you look like you're having so much fun

**kmkmkmk** · 12-03-2014, 11:16 AM

I think you're really good at skiing straight.

**Alkasquawlik** · 12-03-2014, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by spook

that other dude did a backflip in front of his "avalanche" last season. why is msp paying you to be a pussy?

FT-MF-W

**Coño Frío** · 12-03-2014, 11:24 AM

I have not yet had the pleasure (?) of going back door with one of our flippered friends, so I am going to have to go with the former....el coño de una monja.

p.s. loved DOMY

**Alkasquawlik** · 12-03-2014, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by grskier

1) I thought that you were nuts for the last 2 or 3 speed scrubs in there
2) that is an amazingly aesthetic line
3) welcome back jong

1. No way, that was me being a puss so I wouldn't die by hitting that wall on the exit at ninety miles an hour
2. Indeed. Never seen anything else like that. It's Terminal Cancer on Barry Bond's steriods.
3. Compare the join dates jong.

**powdork** · 12-03-2014, 11:27 AM

dolphins asshole

**Timberridge** · 12-03-2014, 11:30 AM

I realize the Q&A session has long passed, but if you and Ian Mac did a race start from the top, who do you think would get to the choke first?

**strawjack** · 12-03-2014, 11:32 AM

I guess that would be considered fully committed.

Where was that line?

**Alkasquawlik** · 12-03-2014, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

I realize the Q&A session has long passed, but if you and Ian Mac did a race start from the top, who do you think would get to the choke first?

I'd go with Mac. Specifically because if I didn't say Mac, I'd be scared to see him in a dark alley somewhere later on.

**tone capone** · 12-03-2014, 11:40 AM

I always route for ya in the movies sir...Especially now, considering you are old, broken (previously) and Ameican, That's alot to have stacked against you when you are up against those Scandi and Frenchie freaks, Fuck yeah!

**stuckathuntermtn** · 12-03-2014, 11:47 AM

Welcome back, Cody!
Can we talk about a limited run of Dictators in 184?

**subtle plague** · 12-03-2014, 11:48 AM

woah. that's kinda tight.

**wag** · 12-03-2014, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Jim Morrison

I don't remember being born, but I think it felt a lot like that

Nun's cunt FTMFW

**smartyiak** · 12-03-2014, 11:51 AM

At about 6:00, I got scared. That's some commitment there...impressive to say the least.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 12-03-2014, 11:56 AM

Oh and thanks for the super stoke. I have to go visit my parents in the East Bay for 5 days. That's gonna be a little taxing. Then I gotta ski myself back into shape.

**Alkasquawlik** · 12-03-2014, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by tone capone

I always route for ya in the movies sir...Especially now, considering you are old, broken (previously) and Ameican, That's alot to have stacked against you when you are up against those Scandi and Frenchie freaks, Fuck yeah!

Ouch. I guess I am no longer the young guy anymore. But old and broken, don't tell my sponsors that.