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    How to wax your skis from Uncle Hef


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    Really? You guys don't hot wax?

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    FTW.


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    No beer=fail

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    Tits or no, I wouldn't let those bimbos touch any of my fucking skis.

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    I would do their bikini lines for free ... wouldn't even charge the usual case of beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Tits or no, I wouldn't let those bimbos touch any of my fucking skis.
    WelI, I would certainly try and figure out other things for that brunette to work on. That woman was smokin hot....errr, or was that the iron?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Tits or no, I wouldn't let those bimbos touch any of my fucking skis.
    Dude! Kidding? They are doing a better job than some kid that fucks up your edges or structure at 2 am baked out of his mind and sets the machine up wrong, whats a little hot waxed, scraped off by a nice dick mitten??

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    I'd be glad to show them how to wax in the bush.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crampedon View Post
    Dude! Kidding? They are doing a better job than some kid that fucks up your edges or structure at 2 am baked out of his mind and sets the machine up wrong, whats a little hot waxed, scraped off by a nice dick mitten??
    Not kidding. I've been a snob with my ski equipment for far too long to break down over a pair of hooters, great though they may be. And they're both doing a terrible fucking job.

    I appreciate scantily clad bizzoes as much as the next guy, but not if it means I have to deal with them contaminating my bases with their greasy dick-beaters.

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    Yikes!

    As long is the pow is deep and cold and the bro-brahs have not fucked up the base I'd let them Wax about anything

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    It's just boring. That's all it is: boring.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    It's just boring. That's all it is: boring.
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