What will your house be like in Heaven?

[Benny Profane]

http://www.raptureready.com/photo/ma.../mansions.html

[glademaster]

I guess a highly stratified class system there makes as much sense as it does here.

[jma233]

It will have a porch with a clear view to hell...so I can watch all my old friends get repeatedly raped by the devil

[digitaldeath]

Thug Mansion

Ain't no place I'd rather be
Chillin' with homies and family
Sky high, iced out paradise
In the sky..
Ain't no place I'd rather be
Only place that's right for me
Chromed-out mansion in paradise
In the sky..


So right before I sleep, dear God, what I'm askin
Remember this face, save me a place, in thug's mansion

[Viva]

I'll trade my "Jesus mansion" for some Jihadist's 72 virgins. Of course, I won't have a place to deflower them, but that's where a bivy comes in handy.

[creaky fossil]

a Thomas Kincaid painting, what else?

[MontuckyFried]

I'll trade my "Jesus mansion" for some Jihadist's 72 virgins. Of course, I won't have a place to deflower them, but that's where a bivy comes in handy.

You mean like these guys? Well, if that's your version of heaven...

[Cruiser]

I'm digging that pew warmer / outhouse mansion. If I can shape up a bit here in the second half then I might just be able to look forward to something nice like that one.

[irul&ublo]

I'll trade my "Jesus mansion" for some Jihadist's 72 virgins. Of course, I won't have a place to deflower them, but that's where a bivy comes in handy.

That was a misprint or bad translation. its actually 72 sturgeons.

[TomCrac]

Made of glass.

[Dhelihiker]

Empty, I'd be in hell chillin with my friends

[liv2ski]

Beach front on the nicest point break (that is empty) except for me and the occasional angel / buddy that stops by. Down the beach there is a really high speed gondi that whips me and said angel / buddies up 10k vert to ski on down and do it all over again.

[XXX-er]

open concept with a bar just like this house ... I make all these posts whilst sitting at a bar

[ill-advised strategy]

http://cabinporn.com/

[liv2ski]

dog friendly beach a given.

Yep, all our old buddies are back with us, healthy as they ever were.

[iceman]

It took me a while to come to believe that site isn't a spoof.

[MMP]

there is a party and everyone is there, everyone will leave at exactly the same time

[MMP]

It took me a while to come to believe that site isn't a spoof.

it's hard to imagine that nothing at all, could be so exciting, could be this much fun

[BigDaddy]

it's hard to imagine that nothing at all, could be so exciting, could be this much fun

Yes, but it costs nothing, too.