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  1. #51
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    I bet you have never heard of skiing in august either???

  2. #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Or even just ones that are misspelled?
    he gets genitals and gerbils mixed up all the time.

  3. #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Use your imagination, it's what he appears to be doing.
    Good one!
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  4. #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Has DB ever posted a picture?
    Pics or it didn't happen.

  5. #55
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    i call bullshit !!!

    TROLL !!!
    We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...

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    Evidently the situation is not uncommon. Google: my girlfriend admitted she is bi-sexual

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Evidently the situation is not uncommon. Google: my girlfriend admitted she is bi-sexual

    Wow, thanks. I never would have guessed that Debbie Harry is bisexual.

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    every Debbie i know is a freak. aunt Debbie is a total freak and everyone knows it.

  9. #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    I don't get how this fucker has a gf and I don't.
    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I'm guessing less than fully developed genetils

    Bringing the lulz.......
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

  10. #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    I don't get how this fucker has a gf and I don't.
    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Evidently the situation is not uncommon. Google: my girlfriend admitted she is bi-sexual
    Yeah.....I have had a three some before (2000, Dominican Republic), the 2 women did not know each other, I was dating them both and double booked....showed up at my house at the same time.... I needed to smooth it over, they hit it off talking and I made "the" suggestion....they were down slobbering on the 8in D in no time flat, they needed a lot of coaching to make the positions work smoothly... A little talent, funny and a big circumcised dick always wins over money, haters.

    This situation is different. Her and I had an awesome affair, both blindsided by the relationship....she tells me she loves me, she wants to tell me about her past.....boom...."i am not selfish", and "here this is my friend".....
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

  11. #61
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    Dear Penthouse Forum...

  12. #62
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    ^^^ This
    Ski Mad World
    A blog of MadPat's World: A History of Skiing Geography
    http://madpatski.wordpress.com

  13. #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    sometimes losers just don't realize it
    Sometimes I love you. This is one of those times.

  14. #64
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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    I thought you were married with kids and a hot Korean au pair. It's hard keeping DasCunt's fantasy worlds from colliding.
    This is so true.

  15. #65
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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    Yeah.....I have had a three some before (2000, Dominican Republic), the 2 women did not know each other, I was dating them both and double booked....showed up at my house at the same time.... I needed to smooth it over, they hit it off talking and I made "the" suggestion....they were down slobbering on the 8in D in no time flat, they needed a lot of coaching to make the positions work smoothly... A little talent, funny and a big circumcised dick always wins over money, haters.

    This situation is different. Her and I had an awesome affair, both blindsided by the relationship....she tells me she loves me, she wants to tell me about her past.....boom...."i am not selfish", and "here this is my friend".....
    Such a loser. Stunning.

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    I'm gonna call bs on this too. And even if it's not, maybe I'm just a jealous fucker, but, she's still fucking somebody else. Male or female. She's not satisfied and looking for more. Wouldn't really fill me with confidence. Just sayin...

  17. #67
    spook Guest
    but but but ... all girls want an 8" uncut D no matter what it's attached to!

  18. #68
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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    Yeah.....I have had a three some before (2000, Dominican Republic), the 2 women did not know each other, I was dating them both and double booked....showed up at my house at the same time.... I needed to smooth it over, they hit it off talking and I made "the" suggestion....they were down slobbering on the 8in D in no time flat, they needed a lot of coaching to make the positions work smoothly... A little talent, funny and a big circumcised dick always wins over money, haters.
    "Dating" is not a euphemism for paying prostitutes.

  19. #69
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    No, no, he used both hands when he was in the Dominican Republic.

    Maybe with all the horse tranquilizers DasCunt doesn't know his hands fucking other people right now.

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    nsfw words? nah

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    He doesn't realize that just because his gf admitted to messing around with some girls drunk at a party in college and enjoyed it, doesn't mean she'll do that with him.

    Scuse the run-on sentence.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    He doesn't realize that just because his gf admitted to messing around with some girls drunk at a party in college and enjoyed it, doesn't mean she'll do that with him.

    Scuse the run-on sentence.
    Well, that is my next play, to assume the friend wants in on my action, because she did mention the "not selfish" part.....the trick is not come on too much to the friend, so I don't fuck up with the girlfriend.

    She was telling me her "past", admittedly her lack of experience with the D and age (22) had me thinking something was up, but timid was not it.

    I have an outdoors date set. She wants to try the outdoors. TR coming.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    I would show both of those girls the worst 30 seconds of their life

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    Well, that is my next play, to assume the friend wants in on my action, because she did mention the "not selfish" part.....the trick is not come on too much to the friend, so I don't fuck up with the girlfriend.

    She was telling me her "past", admittedly her lack of experience with the D and age (22) had me thinking something was up, but timid was not it.

    I have an outdoors date set. She wants to try the outdoors. TR coming.
    Have you gotten your "Creeper" tattoo yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dhelihiker View Post
    I would show both of those girls the worst 30 seconds of their life
    at least you are honest. Try learning some tantra....chicks love it when you can last more than 30 seconds.

    I cannot even count the jokes of men chicks tell me about after my brilliance and unselfishness.

    2 pump chumps.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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