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    May we interrupt your bickering for a short word on Scottish Independence?

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    Poly Asshatary, but still funny.
    Terje was right.

    "We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel

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    I think Jesus might have been Scottish.


    He went out on a Friday, got hammered and didn't rise until Sunday morning.

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    A Scot goes on a skiing trip to Canada.


    After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.


    After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.


    He asks the bartender, "What the fuck is that?"


    The bartender says, "It's a Moose."


    The Scot replies, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"

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    Please, Texas, do like the Scots. Please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    A Scot goes on a skiing trip to Canada.


    After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.


    After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.


    He asks the bartender, "What the fuck is that?"


    The bartender says, "It's a Moose."


    The Scot replies, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"
    A friend of mine is a Scotsman; I can't understand a fucking word he says.


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    Seems like Yes to be independent lost.
    Terje was right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DasBlunt View Post
    Poly Asshatary, but still funny.
    Isn't polyasshat gone? I sure dont see it anywhere on TGR anymore

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    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post

    Math!
    How does it work?

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    Well, I know a bunch of Scottish people are pissed tonight, but I am happy they are still part of the UK.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    I hope they go independent just because I bet the flag will be badass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    A Scot goes on a skiing trip to Canada.


    After a hard day on the slopes he retires to a bar at the bottom of the mountain.


    After about five or six whiskeys, he looks up and notices a stuffed animal with antlers on the wall.


    He asks the bartender, "What the fuck is that?"


    The bartender says, "It's a Moose."


    The Scot replies, "Fuck me! How big are the cats?"
    *Whisky or Whiskies.

    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Well, I know a bunch of Scottish people are pissed tonight, but I am happy they are still part of the UK.
    Vote won't be tallied until tomorrow. No exit polls allowed, so you're basing your prediction on... what? That joke graphic?

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    Apparently, they can't do exit polling in the UK. Weird.
    They're now counting votes and "No" leads by over 200,000
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    BBC now calling it for "No". Wtf, 16 year olds can vote in Scotland? No wonder this is even an issue.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    your savvy political commentary is wasted here

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    the blancmange!
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    Ee aeddy haf u flag iudoon e!
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Apparently, they can't do exit polling in the UK. Weird.
    They're now counting votes and "No" leads by over 200,000
    did you know that humans once lived satisfying daily lives without cell phones? I know doing so would cause you to hara-kiri your whale self, but it's true. Technosnark is for reddit, little girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creaky fossil View Post
    did you know that humans once lived satisfying daily lives without cell phones?
    I call bullshit
    People should learn endurance; they should learn to endure the discomforts of heat and cold, hunger and thirst; they should learn to be patient when receiving abuse and scorn; for it is the practice of endurance that quenches the fire of worldly passions which is burning up their bodies.
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    well, okay, I forgot to mention that in the pre-cell-phone era, everyone died of typhus or plague before their 27th birthday

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    they can't do exit polling in the UK.
    Yes they can.

    They just can't release the figures until polls close.

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    *Whisky
    Thank you.

    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    And thank you too. This sketch didn't get nearly enough airtime during the campaign. I've got a nephew in the UK who went to University in Scotland, from England.

    He's gone completely off the deep end about now being Scottish even changed the spelling of his name to Gaelic.... I'm going to send him that link.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Yes they can.

    They just can't release the figures until polls close.
    Correct, AFAIK, though in this case apparently no one commissioned an exit poll because they til bought the result would be an open and shut "no". By the time it became widely recognised that the result would be closer it was too late to organise exit polls.

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