This flight attendant deserves a raise.

[systemoverblow'd]

[Viva]

She has nice tits.

[SB]

As Aunt Patty would say," She is a stitch."

[Bobby Finstock]

assman fucked her.

[Timberridge]

assman fucked her.

and Leroy Jenkins banged her sister who, by the way, is not a nice person.

[PNWbrit]

and Leroy Jenkins banged her sister

Now there's a safety briefing you'd want to pay close attention to.

[booner]

She has nice tits.

HUUUGE feeders

[Dhelihiker]

I had a flight with a gay dude doing the announcement, he killed. "You will notice that the seatbelts are unlike those in your car, unless you drive a 76 Scout."

She was brilliant!

[PNWbrit]

I had a flight with a gay dude doing the announcement

Gay flight attendant?!

Good to see that glass ceiling finally getting broken down.

[BigDaddy]

Seriously, that was brilliant.

I had one once that was close... may have even been her, as I use SWA a lot. She should add a few other scenes and take that on stage.

[AdironRider]

Seriously, that was brilliant.

I had one once that was close... may have even been her, as I use SWA a lot. She should add a few other scenes and take that on stage.

I've been flying SW a lot recently as well, and I'm almost positive that this same lady gave me free booze the entire flight from Denver to Manchester after I got stuck in the middle seat between two Moms, both with crying babies. Gave a pretty similar routine but the memory is a little hazy after all.

[TBS]

I think SWA encourages their flight crews to have fun with the pre-flight instructions. I've heard

"You will be pleased to know that this aircraft is equipped for one water landing."

"if you are traveling with a child or someone who is acting like one, put on your own mask and then decide whether to assist your mates."

"We appreciate your decision to hurtle thru the air in our tightly packed metal tube"

That however, is in a league of its own.

[iceman]

I know I'm a grumpy old fuck but I fly Southwest all the time and when they launch into their little comedy routines - or worse, start singing - I'm just like shut the fuck up, do your job and get me off this air Greyhound with as little interaction with you or anyone else as humanly possible.

[systemoverblow'd]

Jesus, and I thought I was a miserable bitch.

[iceman]

I didn't even listen to her schtick. But they do it all. the. damn. time.

It was funny a few times a few years ago, now it's like just fucking stop. I bet they write those jokes in Corporate headquarters, you hear the same ones over and over.

That "husband, boyfriend, divorce attorney" thing she started with I've heard at least 10 times. That's why I turned it off. Gah.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I'm with iceman on this one, not that funny. I can't believe all those schmucks on the plane were laughing so much.

[east or bust]

She has nice tits.

First thing I noticed.

I'm with iceman on this one, not that funny. I can't believe all those schmucks on the plane were laughing so much.

The cheering at the end was definitely the worst.

[Tippster]

The longer her shtick is the longer I get to stare at her boobs. I'd also rather have them funny the pre-flight thing up than just drone along and get pissed if you aren't listening.

I had my headphones in the whole time once and the Rainbow Warrior "Flight Team Member" came over to me afterwards all miffed, then bitchily asked me if I understood the instructions or if I had any questions. I simply said "no, no questions, since it isn't my first time on a plane." He gives me this look... I stare at him and basically go through the whole routine - showed him how to buckle a seatbelt, where my nearest exit was, showed him the instruction card, and asked him if he would like me to don the emergency vest and inflate it by either pulling on the tab or would he prefer me to blow into the tube. My seat mates were crying trying not to laugh.

Asshole actually threatened to kick me off the plane when all I wanted to do was quietly sit, listen to music, and read, but the plane was already taxiing. I hate the entitled queens you sometimes get on planes.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Flying sucks, I hate it. It might have something to do with me being 6' 5" and being too thrifty to fly business or first class. I haven't flown in over 10 years.

[nickwm21]

She is doing fine.

http://youtu.be/QJZMigVYUZA

In other news, how do I get to meet her daughters?

[MagnificentUnicorn]

She is doing fine.

http://youtu.be/QJZMigVYUZA

In other news, how do I get to meet her daughters?

Had to fast forward through the routine, couldn't bear to hear it again. Her being on Ellen is proof it's not funny. She's also not hot at all, is all that you guys see blonde hair and big tits? Ellen might be more attractive than that lady.

[BigDaddy]

I didn't even listen to her schtick. But they do it all. the. damn. time.

It was funny a few times a few years ago, now it's like just fucking stop. I bet they write those jokes in Corporate headquarters, you hear the same ones over and over.

That "husband, boyfriend, divorce attorney" thing she started with I've heard at least 10 times. That's why I turned it off. Gah.

You probably hate Ellen, Barney, and the World Cup, too.

[Supermoon]

She is doing fine.

http://youtu.be/QJZMigVYUZA

In other news, how do I get to meet her daughters?

Typical hot chick. Does something slightly entertaining, then gets a whole bunch of free shit from someone who wants to fuck her.

[east or bust]

She's almost brown paper bag worthy.

A step above I'd say.

[jma233]

Id pay extra to fly on an airline with 1950's style flight attendants. I want young bodies, high skirts, and no attitude. How this waitress in the sky 'profession' ever became a union gig with frumpy 50yo grandmothers in orthopedic shoes is beyond me.