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  1. #1
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    Avalaunch Safety



    Lots of avalanche discussion here, but if you really want to go into overtime you need to check out imgur.
    j'ai des grands instants de lucididididididididi

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    instant TGR meme

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    I thought you were supposed to play dead and then it would leave you alone?
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion View Post
    I thought you were supposed to play dead and then it would leave you alone?
    No, that's bears. you are supposed to make yourself look as big as possible, that's what the airbag is for. Scares the avalanches.

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    your all wrong !!!

    duck and cover ...

    I mean, if it works for volcanos and earthquakes its clearly the best deffence eh?
    We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...

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    Also works with Tsunamis.

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    stop drop and roll!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Awesome. Makes sense cuz if you're getting launched it'll do no good to tense up.

    I wonder what I should do in an avalunch though?

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    I thought you were supposed to become one with the avalaunch?

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    That right up there with the alltime ... "I knew it was going to go but skied it anyway!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadam View Post
    your all wrong !!!

    duck and cover ...

    I mean, if it works for volcanos and earthquakes its clearly the best deffence eh?

    negative negative
    The proper procedure is Serpentine.
    An avalaunch can only go in one direction while you can go in many!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPX...ature=youtu.be
    Last edited by Gepeto; 04-08-2014 at 12:51 PM. Reason: added youtube clip

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    Hold your sunglasses on with one hand and swim with the other.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    As advice goes, it's marginally serviceable, but I prefer the old tried and true methods.



    There is more than one to skin a cat ... er poodle.





    (Tip of the transceiver to Ms. Tami Knight, a virtual non-stop laugh fest!)


    Give this a listen when you want to assail the "slide zone."

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