skibum ramblins and stoke from another week in the Mt Carlyse lodge

[Rick McBiffquick]

Seems like I can't upload a pdf file here but I do have a scan of the article. It's pretty cool to personally know infamous skiers like Steve "the human corn dog" et al.

[hoarhey]

nice work SFB
glad that you and your sponser had a great trip.

keeping the cream near the top...
bump!

[skifishbum]

so where was i ???
think it was the final day
dawned gourgie

and the entire crew assembled and for the first time all headed on a similar objective
w/ team usa draggin up the rear on the skywalk mission

the mrs. aint real big on exposure but rocked it out w/ encoragement from us

wasn't to hard she'd been there before and knew one of them "this is what we do" and why we fuckin do it moments waited on the other side

not to mention i scored her xmass card to send to the docs to remind them she's 10x corer than them
wd or biffyquick dropped 1st

then pinky

i'm blessed to be able to quite a bit of skiin mostly due to her
so when she skis things well it stokes me out even more than my skiing lately
regrouped and safely discussed potential concerns

once again rickybiffquicks conducts his slightly unorthodox snow study methods.

skied down

cautiously cause the entire hut is whatchin below
and no one wants to be

yup that guy
skied a few short carpenter laps fore climbin out on last time
might of even dropped blow the hut but the sun had funked er
got our party on


moonrise

dreams of another great hut trip
some breakfast and some cleain and packin fore ya knowz it the chopper incoming

and your'e outgoing

yo jongers mcbiffquick
been a good summer gots the funds for trip leader pondo ready
flailed on deposit for vahalla 16'
the damn most extreme skier in the huts doin it freaky freeheal as it looks like tophers comin again
hope your summers been good
and dr wd is doing well
still crushed
we were in costa rica when we found out
took this for yous ment to bump the thread and tell him p and i luv you bros
but you know how my slacker ass is


i know youve been there for him continue to hang tough
see ya back there in feb eh
unless you 2 come out to shred the coupius amounts of pow pow that should fall on or about the time i turn 1/2 a century
call us sometime

[grinch]

that's what we need. good closer pic. hope your buds ok bud

[skifishbum]

Nice trip report SFB, thanks to both you and your beautiful sponsor for sharing a week of turns with us. Stay safe until next year.

Ricky Jongy Mcbiffquick can't remember his log in
but since i promised to try n fill his hut trip
who wants to send him $$$ for this years trip? jan 30- feb 6 unguided uncatered
surely one of you powder pigs wants to be blanketed

[cat in january]

I might be free then, it is my birthday.

[skifishbum]

whats goin on?
Gave the bald bomber the cheddar a couple years ago for a 4th

ya don't goes uncatered peak seasons no mores
so feed us for a few more ducketts
and well the last one
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character buildings it was
otr

stopped in the 406 for liquids lunches

and to visit the troots in st reg

rolled into cordulsanes late and growlered down

well yeah knows we probably coulda not listened to or read the sub zeros weather guesses and when the projected avvy one word descriptive adjective is considerable at and below the treelines that usually held a higher degree of potential safeties aint to promising...

well fucks it were goin regardless

yeah....

made it to Nelway ussuall qustions but
they sure seemed to be especially worried about
cannibus products and repeated questions as to usages past present and future

and well youre telling me if I pull this car over im not gonna find any cannibus cause if I do im sending you all home
thankfully mrs. bum had enough and tells him shes never touched the stuff and she has no idea what mr toaster and I are gonna do or legally purchase in nelson
but its her car and we jut wanna visit your fine country and spend some cash ski sum pows ang go home in a week
and

yeah were callin the your tim hortans oversized took 5 minutes to even get out of your chair and do your job asses bluff

as it turns out ya kinda need a script or at least a chill budtender and well one outta 2 aint bads and we puts it on the catering list needs

and well French onion soups and bloody Mary's don't require much other than a means to purchase

did I mention the weather?

made it to kaslo
and into the

like goin to visit an old friends or sittin back at the peeler bar


id hit it

fore ya know the lodge comes into view

a quick safety briefing and an extended nose burning bleach o rama cleansing sessions as the previous groups trip was ravaged by a gi virus

we lost one ourself as things didn't work out for one of our crew and he didn't go in
or stuffs slungs in safes though

clouds rolled in and we got out for a quick lap or 2

got to see a cool cloud formation cover the kokes glacier eh


been a long time since we rolled catered and we have had L our hut custodian before
having our sunshine cook keep us well fed was great

fkna Mondays are long ass nofundays for me
so awakening to

and sending mrs. bum out to set track

and sfotex, r1234567 our one planked split shredder and mr toasters along

wwjd
well yeah know ive been told he was a carpenter

we cut a traverse across over to prospect pows



and up the larch covered ridge

and looked over at the lumberyard





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[LeeLau]

Sfb you hit the weather jackpot

[skifishbum]

Didn't suck nearly as bad as the weather guessers guessed
Knees got dropped

Gullies got ripped
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The ups were enjoyed


It's funny or cook sunny worked for cmh and a few lodges
And doesn't really ski
So we're explaining in the ski week we're only gonna actually ski a few hours
You gotta learn to enjoy all the rest
The early morning predawn coffee making
The long slog home in the fading light or darkness
The sauna, the communal dinner shadings
The beverages, the stories, the goods, the fails
The damn ifin the ullr didn't bless us overnight with some more fresh
The vis when ya gets it
The old man bearded mossy snow ghosts when ya don't
Ups n downs





The lookin back at what ya skied

[getoutside]

Didn't suck nearly as bad as the weather guessers guessed, knees got dropped, the ups and downs were enjoyed

^^ fuck yea!

[skifishbum]

i guess its all pretty mute ifin youre not sharing it

I rolled in with some fucked up toes and boot issues I shuda delt with
so tues I took it easy helped the hut chicks with chores set up a beacon drill
and i aint the type of bum that's gonna say no to the "wanna go share the secret stash line with us'' questions
fore headin out with em after a good 20 cm's fell


them 2 betties and i shared sums pit work

didn't take much to find sums pwl of early jan and feb buried hoars
thankfully at this point they weren't to reactive
the betties shredded sum secret stash shits up


so i didn't ski too goods clipped some woods and shed a stick
turns out ifin ya were to loose your dyna rad 2 brake afd its gonna make it a bitch to git the rear pins to lock
and sound don't travel real well in the dumping land of snow ghosts
so until i got it figured out ya needed to pull up on the brake i was mia until
made contact with the other group pilfering the double secret probation stash
and some radio communications break downs kerfuckles were overcome
made it out n home

got up on the roof to watch the sfotex and toaster send it home


and i recollect pulled pork tacos for dinner
and it seems our Donny truth stretcher potwat aint to popular with our neighbors to the north but Vikings on unicorns are and they likes me stickers

[Norseman]

Word. Carlyle is a hoot, thank you for the pictures and story.

[skifishbum]

hump day s dawn broke clear after a few more cm
and Mr Mojo says
"no one now will forgive us for wasting the dawn"



the ussuall whos skiin what
aint quite sure how post Canada works
but mr toaster and I brought our own usps stamps and hump day sounds as good as any day to send some pillows
but first we got alpine high




looked across the valley to the witches fingers and well I bet that'd ski well

but first there is this old cool lone larch tree that wanted to be on the tgrz

one of them special cold smoke early light and fresh snow lingering and being blown about things ya hope for but all the pieces don't always fall together things

and the terrain just got better


shits got sents





to the valley floor

[Buster Highmen]

w00000t!

[mall walker]

[skifishbum]

hit the valley floor
looked up at the rock garden pillow dream shit and smiled

a special bum entitlement wide grinned smirk

and that smirk got erased real fast as accessing the witchs fingers turned into skin of futility ridge repeated loss of elevation in steep faceted sugar game
and wants well ya find some time ya gets what ya needs even ifin it consolation turns

ended up punchin a skinner up a finger till the weather changed and we'd be rollin in late already realization sent us down
no it didn't suck

to the valley floor


ad well thc/cbd gummies to the bloody mary extended happy hour made my old man ass slog out suck less

[skifishbum]

Thursday brought more bluebirds a day of valentines and 33 years of livin for one of the crew
sfotex and toaster decided to roll out to ski the big daddy salamander slide path i'd been wanting to try n ski every trip
I decided to hang with the better 1/2

[splat]

Still shreddin the Bros, Mofo! Love ya dibs. Great TR!

[skifishbum]

I bets his lhasas are approaching 500 days on em



ran into the rest of the crew and headed up

[schindlerpiste]

SPECTACULAR!!! Love the wifey money shots!

[skifishbum]

gal pal

jan cats

pow pondos

life coach sick rick mcbiffquick


and shred that shit up like its your bday

[wyeaster]

dang somehow i missed this thread! sweet stuff, sfb!

[ACH]

Pure awesome SFB! looks like you really nailed the weather and conditions window. (Yourock)

[Buster Highmen]

snorkel time.

drive neighborly!

[::: :::]

Thanks for sharing this, sfb!