Skiing's first crowd-sourced roadtrip?

[WaistDeepGroomers]

Hey mags,

So we here at TGR are currently at the beginning of a bit of a three-week experiment we're calling the #Crowdtrip. Instead of your normal roadtrip, we're sending four guys from Vancouver on a three-week tour of all six Mountain Collective destinations (Jackson Hole, then Aspen/Snowmass, then AltaBird, then Mammoth, then Squaw/Alpine, then Whistler) during which these four guys will try and complete as many challenges "the internet" puts them up to as possible.

They just got to Jackson late last night, and after a little introductory afternoon on Teton Pass today, we've accumulated a few challenges for them to complete with their remaining two days in town:
1) Play SKI with Daniel Tisi (TGR film skier) down various lines at the resort.
2) Ski Corbet's in a pink bunny suit
3) Ski top-to-bottom off the tram switch while someone else skis top-to-bottom on one ski.
4) Go commando at Huckleberry Hot Springs

We're pushing a lot of the crowd-sourcing through our Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram, and have set up a designated site for the trip at tetongravity.com/crowdtrip, but I also wanted to solicit ideas from you mags.

While I expect most of you will offer only sarcastic and demeaning slander, given current implications from big data, I'd expect maybe 10% of you might be willing to posit some type of challenge for your favorite mountain along the way and even for the road tripping in between them all. To give you an idea of the kind of stuff we've been thinking up, here's a few of them:

-Summit all four mountains at Aspen/Snowmass in one day
-Sneak in the Caribou Club in Aspen, hit on a cougar
-Eat the mac n cheese kids lunch with the Mighty Mites at Squaw Valley
-Ski every lift at Whistler/Blackcomb in one day
-High five ten bros with GoPros at any mountain
-Snowblade KT-22
-Find a celebrity at Mammoth, and buy the Jaded Local a drink

So, go ahead and put up your own challenges in the thread, and I'll do my best to update this thread with the content that comes along the course of the trip, which goes from now until February 6th. For more info, check out the #crowdtrip site above.

[concretejungle]

Rob Story is a felching chucklehead.

[spook]

some things gradually deteriorate, others suck almost overnight.

[telelebowski]

This is the way TGR ends

Not with a bang

[Mr.KnowItAll]

This is a mission you just do, document, then post the stoke.

It is like finding out there is no Santa Claus, but you still get presents…. so because of this fact, of course people "will offer only sarcastic and demeaning slander".

No chick on the team= fail.

[spook]

This is a mission you just do, document, then post the stoke.

It is like finding out there is no Santa Claus, but you still get presents…. so because of this fact, of course people "will offer only sarcastic and demeaning slander".

No chick on the team= fail.

there are no "chicks" here so why would there be?

[gpcharles]

sounds like Nair the lame version of G.N.A.R.

[Cocximus]

ops nevermind

[uglymoney]

Ya go fuck yourself.
3,600 miles in a BMW X5


This guy on another forum nailed it:

What? Where did Ryan ask for money? Dude is asking for ideas. It looks like they have BMW and Mountain Collective sponsoring the trip?

[Cocximus]

What? Where did Ryan ask for money? Dude is asking for ideas. It looks like they have BMW and Mountain Collective sponsoring the trip?

I fucked up... my bad

[spook]

Dude is asking for ideas.

so.... free labor and content of which they will undoubtedly pick the lamest. 10% really? i think you should take your penis pump off your big data.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Oh good, hashtags. Just the kind of tags we were asking for.

[concretejungle]

there are no "chicks" here so why would there be?

So you're saying tits or gtfo isn't working?

[Vt-Freeheel]

Is KT-22 even open?

[skinipenem]

sounds like Nair the lame version of G.N.A.R.

^this.

#snowboard down high boy nekid post full body nair with legal pad in hand after riding up collins lift on a splitboard yelling phrases, such as, "free alta" "hold my saggy sack" "American Snowboardabilities Act Now" "#hashtags are so cool. #hashtag so cool"

[userA]

get sponsored by tom from austria, then you may have something worthy.
ride those rax down the rocks
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[Slaag Master]

canna i get some hep!? i lost my hashtag!!!!!!!!

[TBS]

^^^ Looks like a trip to Colorado or Washington is in your future...

[gpcharles]

i stopped pronouncing the # symbol as "hashtag" and instead started saying "pound"

the results have been hilarious

#babes

#powder

#butthole

#crowdtrip

[systemoverblow'd]

Go to Teton Thai and order anything #5... and film it.
"Stage dive" off the second floor balcony at the Moose... and film it.
Lick the floor at the Coach... and film it.

I can think of a bunch of other crappy things if you want.

[gpcharles]

so skiing's finally caught up to the brilliance of Jackass...

[leroy jenkins]

Pet/nuzzle against a fur coat in aspen. While someone is wearing it.

[systemoverblow'd]

so skiing's finally caught up to the brilliance of Jackass...

I didn't recommend they snort wasabi...

Hey, I have another idea: snort wasabi... and film it.

[irul&ublo]

Somehow, somewhere, tits must be involved

[stuckathuntermtn]

Pet/nuzzle against a fur coat in aspen. While someone is wearing it.

That made me laugh pretty hard.