The New Douchebag Badge?

[shirk]

My wife says crocs are too girlie for her to wear.

Ahm jus sayin...

I really should have got a picture of my dad standing one foot in the lake and one foot on slimy rock while running a chainsaw to cut up and old dock crib while wearing crocs. Certainly not a "girlie" guy doing anything "girlie" while wearing crocs. Those girlie little shoes are actually damn good when working in and out of water.

[shirk]

Dark socks and sandals? How euro.

Well I am really into Enduro racing these days so it's fitting.

[that dude who did that thing]

I'm really quite proud of where this thread has gone.

Which probably makes me a douche.

At least I don't wear white sunglasses. Although when my hair is cut short, I tend to wake up with a fauxhawk.

[PNWbrit]

Sweet, I have a pair of $5 walmart knock off crocs that I wear from the house to the garage or out to the garden. Usually with socks on. do the socks make it extra douche?

Only if they have

a bunch of fake rim roll bolts all over them?

Socks and crocs both black.

So as to not clash with your Dakine pad?

[beaterdit]

Sweet, I've got a pair of crocs that I wear every day at work, often with black or dark socks.

I am so winning this thread!

[Roxtar]

Sweet, I've got a pair of crocs that I wear every day at work, often with black or dark socks.

I am so winning this thread!

I have a Dakine pad that I never remove with a black wheel kicker.
I think that trumps.

Damn, if I only had fake beadlocks.

[Percy Rideout]

i have a small version of a tower pad (basically a utility pole or box wraparound pad).

[westoxified]

The badge evolves...taking up two spots with a maxi cab and a maxi pad.

[Roxtar]

The badge evolves...taking up two spots with a maxi cab and a maxi pad.

And for the win; I think I see faux beadlock boltheads.
$20 says he walked away in crocs.


If only he had trucknuts hanging under the hitch.

[tellybele]

meh...

The badge is properly adorned invisibly, (e.g. self-importance trumps a Dakine flap any day) until one opens its mouth and expresses him/herself.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

.....Pretentious assholes that think they're too good for a good ol' fashioned TGR hatefest.

I hope to eventually offend everybody by the conclusion of this thread, or just beaterdit on multiple counts.



Jack'd up white pickup: the official vehicle of the Mormon Mafioso and Douchbags the world over.


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[ZomblibulaX]

I think this belongs here...

Ed Hardy: Jon Gosselin "tanked" my clothing brand

"Having a celebrity wear your clothing brand is usually good for business -- get your dress on Kate Middleton, for instance, and you can pretty much expect sales to shoot through the roof. But if your brand is sported by a less-liked celebrity, it can turn into a brand catastrophe.

Just ask Ed Hardy, who said having reality personality Jon Gosselin photographed in his clothing led to the brand's demise.

“That Jon Gosselin thing was the nail in the coffin,” the tattoo artist told the New York Post. “That’s what tanked it. Macy’s used to have a huge window display with Ed Hardy, and it filtered down and that’s why Macy’s dropped the brand.”

Gosselin was frequently snapped by the paparazzi wearing the tattoo-inspired clothing brand during a 2009 yachting trip to Cannes. Sure, bonafide celebs such as Madonna had also publicly sported Hardy's clothing, but that apparently wasn't enough to combat the negative association brought on by the star of "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

However, Hardy doesn't blame only Gosselin for sinking his clothing empire. He also points the finger at Christian Audigier, the French fashion designer who was responsible for getting Hardy's ink-inspired artwork onto clothing and other products.

“Christian worships celebrities so much, he will get next to anyone who is famous for anything,” Hardy told the Post. “If he could have gotten Charles Manson in a shirt, he would have.”"


Oh, and plaid. Fucking plaid.

[JoshP]

Hah, I know the guy that owns that truck. Really good dude.

[mmmm...pow!]

actualy what works better is some 2x4 in the bed post holes with a 2x4 cross bar, it gets the wheels up higher, some carpet to protect the frames & tailgate

This is going in the "Why didn't I think of that?" file. Shit, swap out the wood for some PVC, and I can make a nice rack for less than the piece of shit hitch rack I've got now. (The bumper on my truck makes the tailgate option not work so good)

[Soups]

Hah, I know the guy that owns that truck. Really good dude.

Well he sure parks like a douche

[creaky fossil]

Well he sure parks like a Lopes

okay now it's good.

Jacked White crosses the White Stripes.

[rideit]

You something against Brian Lopes?

wow.

hey, do you still have that fork?

[creaky fossil]

I got nothing against surfing a wave of Toobz Discontent, and the fork stays here because we're getting a McPumptrack built with McPublicmoney and I want it for my McQuiverbike. Glad you weren't a lion snack, but remember those lions have to eat too. But more importantly, what happened to Wallyworld, did someone forget to pay the monthly hosting fee?

[smslavin]

the Mormon Mafioso

wait. there's a mormon mafia?? wonder what a gang fight would look like between them and these guys...

[Hugh Conway]

e because we're getting a McPumptrack built with McPublicmoney and I want it for my McQuiverbike

damn it man, all 100 people who'll use it deserve it. this is about bikes everywhere.

[rideit]

Haha....well, if you have ever met lopes, you know he is....mentally...handicapped!

[creaky fossil]

Hugh, I'm betting it will have undulations that will be only barely pumpable (probably something like washboard ripples), and the place will be crowded with tricycles and Striders whenever the 12 foot high security fence's gate allows entry. Grow the sport!

Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a HATER and needs to go see a shrink and then do 8 mos of Anger Management therapy.

[powder11]

Dakine is so last year. Evoc is the new standard brand for douchebadges... extra douche points for those who double it as a rack for their SUP.

[spook]

so does anybody have a used one for sale or trade?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Hah, I know the guy that owns that truck. Really good dude.

Is he mormon?

Maybe a nice guy, but definitely parks like an asshole.