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  1. #1
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    Attn Law Mags and those who need a laugh

    This very funny court opinion came out yesterday from the Western District of Texas:

    http://www.woai.com/media/lib/12/5/9..._Top_Order.pdf

    Worth a read.
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    Hilarious. Certainly worth a quick read.
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    That was funny
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    worth a read...
    they must have had some fun writing that up.
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    The closing statement is the best part.

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    Gotta love it. Cites from Shakespeare and To Kill a Mockingbird.

    Gotta wonder who was tasked with defining "semi-nudity" in the City's new ordinance.

    I'm gonna trademark the term "nefarious magnets of mischief"(tm). Might make a good name for a band too.

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    I wish I could submit snarky reports like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by butterscotch View Post
    I wish I could submit snarky reports like that.
    You can when you get a job with lifetime tenure
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Funny opinion - good natured too.

    Few things I learned:

    The sleepy ski village of Ellicottville, NY was the setting for a study on gentlemen's club effects

    The acronym for these clubs is SOB

    Strippers are afforded with intermediate scrutiny

    The court offers insomniacs some light reading out of the goodness of their hearts.

    Funny stuff
    I still call it The Jake.

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