Shit that annoys you

[MMP]

nice little storm drops 7-8 with some nice breezes that filled everything in saturday night. I am up early and just waiting for the lift to open, which is about 300 yards from my door for a 9 am start according to the snow report on their web page.

Imagine my surprise to go out at 8:45 and see people skiing down, not waiting in line for first chair. I was fucking pissed. I still got untracked runs, but what the fucking fuck? Can you not put the proper opening time on your goddamned webpage????!!! Untracked pow is the only currency i really value and I was robbed!!!!

The inability to convey important information in a coherent way with facts is annoying.


awesome day though.

[NoPostholio]

Fucktards with no spacial awareness that need to drive 4-6' away from the sidewalk snow cliff or adjacent car. Leave your car at home and walk - esp the bostonians.

[NoPostholio]

Since it is mass holio they will wait until cars thaw out via El sol

[yeahman]

People who go on Amazon and write a one-star review of something because it was damaged during shipping, or some other reason that has nothing to do with the actual performance or merit of the product.

[booner]

People that can't figure out to read the email chain even after I TELL THEM TO READ THE FUCKING EMAIL CHAIN!!!!!!

I love having to repeat the info that's ALREADY IN THE FUCKING EMAILS YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!!

Stupid MFing cunts are driving me to drink

[riser4]

People that can't figure out to read the email chain even after I TELL THEM TO READ THE FUCKING EMAIL CHAIN!!!!!!

I love having to repeat the info that's ALREADY IN THE FUCKING EMAILS YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!!

Stupid MFing cunts are driving me to drink

I concur.

[Captain Awesome]

People that don't turn into the correct lane in a multi-lane-turning scenario. (e.g., 2 lanes turning, and guy on the inside drifts to the outside lane in the turn squeezing everyone else out and generally making it suck for everyone)

[TomCrac]

^what are you guys talking about?

Anywho, asswipes with their heads in their phones. Step out in front of my car, good job. Fucking up the flow on the sidewalk, get a gold star.

[Flyoverland Captive]

Bosses who call me on my day off but don't leave a message.

If something is so fucking important that you need to bother me on my time, at least tell me what the fuck it is.

[dark_star]

All the fucking cheesy "slow down" signs at all vail resorts and the general gaper coddling. Really a buzz kill to be warned every three seconds of how eager vail resorts is to take your pass.

[east or bust]

Loud chewers, holy fucking shit. My brother chews with his mouth closed and it still sounds like a suction pump.

[dark_star]

Sidehilling across mogul fields in stiff boots. Sucks balls.

[KQ]

Loud chewers, holy fucking shit. My brother chews with his mouth closed and it still sounds like a suction pump.

WTF? How can it be any louder than the next person? Is he clacking his teeth together? Maybe he has thin cheeks or his head echos. Weird.

[dark_star]

WTF? How can it be any louder than the next person? Is he clacking his teeth together? Maybe he has thin cheeks or his head echos. Weird.

This is hilarious.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Sidehilling across mogul fields in stiff boots. Sucks balls.

Anyone sidehilling across mogul fields.

[doughboyshredder]

Having to clean the house before the housekeepers come so the wife isn't embarrassed.

[HD333]

Having to clean the house before the housekeepers come so the wife isn't embarrassed.

Delaying taking a shit because the cleaners could show up at any point.....then having them be like an hour late.

[dark_star]

Anyone sidehilling across mogul fields.

Hey man, sometimes trails merge. Otherwise I am shredding 100% fall-line perfect form.

[booner]

Hey man, sometimes trails merge. Otherwise I am shredding 100% fall-line perfect form.

[skiballs]

Having to clean the house before the housekeepers come so the wife isn't embarrassed.

Where does she hide you?

[snoqpass]

People who park like this, fucking flatlanders....

[Alaskan Rover]

People who park like this, fucking flatlanders....

I think they're stuck. What?? You can't just drive around them?? That's what I do.

My pet peeve is people who break glass bottles on the road on purpose. Are they just morons or is there something more sinister going on? I think it's got to be the same dumbasses that shoot at road signs with rifles. Or maybe the people throwing glass bottles out the window are the OFFSPRING of the people who shoot at roadsigns?

[snoqpass]

I'm trying to be the narcissistic local, They are just morons, they were there earlier with all their doors open having a picnic, you're right about the bottles those fucking things are all up and down this road

[east or bust]

Quebecistan drivers.


People who drive on public roads with their aux lights on, with other vehicles on the road. This includes driving with them on during the day, seen a big uptick in this lately. Guess people like buying new bulbs.

[frorider]

Quebecistan drivers.


People who drive on public roads with their aux lights on, with other vehicles on the road. This includes driving with them on during the day, seen a big uptick in this lately. Guess people like buying new bulbs.

What lights are you referring to?

"Auxiliary light" means a light, other than standard equipment lighting such as headlights, taillights, directional signals, brake lights, clearance lights, parking lights and license plate lights, that is displayed on a vehicle and used to increase the operator's visibility of the road or the visibility of the vehicle to other operators and pedestrians. [1993, c. 683, Pt. A, §2 (NEW); 1993, c. 683, Pt. B, §5 (AFF).]