What do I do? I found out my Girlfriend is a swimsuit model.........

**DasBlunt** · 03-10-2013, 12:35 PM

She is Chinese, but she models for some Korean company......dropped the "bomb" last night in bed because we will go to Korea in July. She was keeping it a secret because she did not know how I would react; asians are so shy.

Needless to say, I was stoked. I always wondered why she had the best collection of panties and bras on the planet, and walks around and does the dishes in them....so fucking rad.

**nateski** · 03-10-2013, 12:39 PM

pics or it didnt happen

**itsnowjoke** · 03-10-2013, 12:40 PM

Act like its no big deal. Whatever you do, don't post it on the Internet. If she finds out she'll freak out & you're history.

**The AD** · 03-10-2013, 12:41 PM

I'm sure Leroy Jenkins dated her before you...

**iceman** · 03-10-2013, 12:45 PM

Just because she wears it to the beach doesn't make it a swimsuit.

**4matic** · 03-10-2013, 12:51 PM

Posting this without pics is lame.

Hugh Conway · 03-10-2013, 12:51 PM

troll people who care?

**jfost** · 03-10-2013, 01:30 PM

is there any way you can get her fired?

**The Suit** · 03-10-2013, 01:53 PM

creeper.

**systemoverblow'd** · 03-10-2013, 02:02 PM

you should be proud.

**schuss** · 03-10-2013, 02:21 PM

Well duh, they don't make body pillows out of random people.

**philth** · 03-10-2013, 03:31 PM

Fail....

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 03-10-2013, 03:33 PM

Did you're parents not pay attention to you when you were a child or something?

**userA** · 03-10-2013, 04:06 PM

which bra & panty co., pretty sure we could narrow her down.
bF

doughboyshredder · 03-10-2013, 05:34 PM

Funniest thing about this is that Das Cunt has said before he is married and has a kid.

So, either he is even creepier than we already think he is, or his wife left him, indicating he is even more of a douche than we already thought he was.

**bushman** · 03-10-2013, 05:38 PM

Yes and yes

**iscariot** · 03-10-2013, 05:41 PM

Originally Posted by doughboyshredder

So, either he is even creepier than we already think he is, or his wife left him, indicating he is even more of a douche than we already thought he was.

This is not an "either, or" situation. See the SQL thread...

**DasBlunt** · 03-10-2013, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by iscariot

This is not an "either, or" situation. See the SQL thread...

Cool that you know SO much about me, bro. Both you and doughboy circlejerk each other, while grinding over my life?

I would love to see this thread.

This thread shows some real butthurt from some posters, really funny shit.

remember, this is the internet, you don't even know me.

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 03-10-2013, 06:14 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

remember, this is the internet, you don't even know me.

no shit?

**SkiBall** · 03-10-2013, 06:29 PM

My name is Elmer J Fudd. I own a mansion and a yacht.

**iscariot** · 03-10-2013, 06:31 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

Cool that you know SO much about me, bro. Both you and doughboy circlejerk each other, while grinding over my life?

I would love to see this thread.

This thread shows some real butthurt from some posters, really funny shit.

remember, this is the internet, you don't even know me.

Little testie?

**systemoverblow'd** · 03-10-2013, 06:35 PM

Originally Posted by DasBlunt

remember, this is the internet, you don't even know me.

So what you're saying is, you sometimes lie here and hide behind the blanket of anonymity like a bitch.

**Like a Boss** · 03-10-2013, 06:36 PM

Funny thing, I was talking to my girlfriend last night after an epic 4 hour lovemaking session where she came 14 times, and she revealed to me that she's actually Scarlett Johansson! She'd been using the assumed name Bertha McAlias ever since we met! I thought it was a strange name, and that she looked a bit like the famous starlet, but celebrities always look different in person. What a strange world we live in.

**DasBlunt** · 03-10-2013, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Like a Boss

Funny thing, I was talking to my girlfriend last night after an epic 4 hour lovemaking session where she came 14 times, and she revealed to me that she's actually Scarlett Johansson! She'd been using the assumed name Bertha McAlias ever since we met! I thought it was a strange name, and that she looked a bit like the famous starlet, but celebrities always look different in person. What a strange world we live in.

Well, famous is different than a hot anonymous asian spinner. My girl has about 12-15 orgasms an hour, bases on secretions, and while I cannot match 4 hours, 1.5 hours is my record without injury or pain.