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    Women in the NFL?

    Dont count on it any time soon.

    I'm all for equal rights for women but this was funny I thought. I know she re-injured herself and I wish her luck with that. Tried to find a good video of just her kicking but they all were grainy. Enjoy.


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    I'm just disappointed that she was given jersey #68. Would it have killed the equipment guy to have some fun with it?

    I can't wait to see what Tosh.0 does with this in his 20-second breakdown.

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    "shattered the glass ceiling"

    ... and promptly rebuilt it out of something more robust.


    seriously though, good on her.

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    Why is she the one who got the tryout? There's got to be thousands of girls out there who could have done better than she did. Did the NFL purposefully choose her knowing she'd fail big time? I don't see a woman making the NFL anytime soon, but seriously, this was just pitiful.

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    No woman would ever make the NFL, NBA, NHL, or what have you.

    99.9999999999999999999999% of athletes never make the pros. You're telling me a girl is going to lay the smack down on millions if not billions (think soccer and basketball) of other athletes and go pro. Surely you jest.

    This is not a men are better than girls thing, its just fact.
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    Women have a better chance of being in combat. Oh wait...the NFL, it's never gonna happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AdironRider View Post
    No woman would ever make the NFL, NBA, NHL, or what have you.
    Never say never. It's not likely to happen soon, but it could happen, and something like a kicker or punter in football seems the most likely when it does happen.

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    I could see Steve Nash as a woman.

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    doooooooood?

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    And they think women are capable of running up mountains at 8,000 ft with 90-115lbs of gear, and then beating the fuck out of a well rested enemy guy.

    It would be funny if it wasn't going to get people killed so some feminist cunts can feel good about themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Never say never. It's not likely to happen soon, but it could happen, and something like a kicker or punter in football seems the most likely when it does happen.
    Until she gets brain damage getting demolished on a broken play by a dude who is 6'3" 245 and runs a 4.3 40. this is fucking stoopid.

    Why is she the one who got the tryout? There's got to be thousands of girls out there who could have done better than she did. Did the NFL purposefully choose her knowing she'd fail big time? I don't see a woman making the NFL anytime soon, but seriously, this was just pitiful.
    So true. I thought she was a D1 soccer player. Turns out she played one year of club. So many women out there just got hosed by this media stunt.

    "shattered the glass ceiling"

    ... and promptly rebuilt it out of something more robust.
    Hahahaaaaa exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Never say never. It's not likely to happen soon, but it could happen, and something like a kicker or punter in football seems the most likely when it does happen.
    There are 32 NFL teams, say each has 3 kickers, do you really think that we will get to a point where a women is in the top 100 football kickers in the country?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    doooooooood?
    Well he would be cute, but what I mean is I don't see it as out of the realm of possibility that there could be a hyper-quick six-foot woman with great peripheral vision and court sense and the ability to make tough passes. Could possibly happen some day, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Never say never. It's not likely to happen soon, but it could happen, and something like a kicker or punter in football seems the most likely when it does happen.
    This I could see. Say a nouveaux feminist Georgia Frontieri becomes an owner, stomps her fuckme pumps, and says, "gitter done." Maybe a publicity stunt to draw in the advertising. Especially if the chick kick half ass decent and had legs like Sea Bass. Any other spot and.she's toast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I could see Steve Nash as a woman.
    your just posting that because he's a Canadian
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    dougW, you motherfucking dirty son of a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rmnpsplitter View Post
    Dont count on it any time soon.

    I'm all for equal rights for women but this was funny I thought. I know she re-injured herself and I wish her luck with that. Tried to find a good video of just her kicking but they all were grainy. Enjoy.

    reminds me of this classic:

    Gimme five, I'm still alive!
    Ain't no luck, I learned to duck!

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    Both of those videos are brutal to watch...

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    The time the Williams sisters secretly took on the 200th ranked mens player. He crushed both of them back to back. The sisters asked him to keep quiet about it and told him they would play the 300th ranked in a couple of months. His response? "Ok but I will be taking a couple of months off from tennis and by the time i compete again I will be ranked in the mid 300's. They never played a man again.

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    Why do women always want to try and break into mens sports ?
    Took me like 10 minutes to figure out how to change this shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by XavierD View Post
    There are 32 NFL teams, say each has 3 kickers, do you really think that we will get to a point where a women is in the top 100 football kickers in the country?
    No, but don't forget the novelty factor. Signing the first woman would be a big story and pro sports are entertainment. Do you think Eddie Gaedel was one of the best baseball players in the country? OK, maybe not the best example. I think the first woman who plays in a men's pro league will be an outstanding athlete, I just don't think she necessarily has to be better than all the other males out there contending for the same spot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    No, but don't forget the novelty factor. Signing the first woman would be a big story and pro sports are entertainment.
    Look at the Tim Tebow fiasco in New York. After that I'd be surprised if any NFL team shelled out money for a publicity stunt no matter how big, press doesn't win championships.
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    Yeah, but the Jets signed Tebow expecting him to actually play. And I'd say a kicker is a much different scenario.

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    Are you kidink? It's all about the Benyamins. Perhaps an activist judge hellbent on equality in the workplace. Quotas and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    Until she gets brain damage getting demolished on a broken play by a dude who is 6'3" 245 and runs a 4.3 40. this is fucking stoopid.
    plenty of guys in the NFL who are like 5'8" in cleats and 165 soaking wet. they're fine.
    holy fucking shitballs

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    Why the heck would women want to be in the NFL? They already have this :

    http://www.lflus.com/


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