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    I just saw alkasqualik

    I was on my way into five guys, I woulda threatened him to a fist fight since he is a better skier than I am, but he looked legitimately embarrassed to be seen leaving sport clips so I politely averted my gaze and pretended not to recognize him.
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    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    You're better.
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    Well if he had stepped between you and the five guys, I'm sure this thread would read quite differently haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    ww!!!!!!!

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    You know you wanted to touch his belt.

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    Fortunately, when I've been feeling like I've been wasting too much time on TGR and maybe following things a little too closely, a thread like this comes along where I have no idea wtf's going on and I feel better.

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    ^^^with you there Meadow Skipper!!

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    Nice blog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Fortunately, when I've been feeling like I've been wasting too much time on TGR and maybe following things a little too closely, a thread like this comes along where I have no idea wtf's going on and I feel better.
    Almost sig-worthy right there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I was on my way into five guys, I woulda threatened him to a fist fight since he is a better skier than I am, but he looked legitimately embarrassed to be seen leaving sport clips so I politely averted my gaze and pretended not to recognize him.
    You have more posts than him so you must be better, right?!

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    There's a five guys in the Whistler backcountry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    There's a five guys in the Whistler backcountry?
    He just saw some other greasy blonde dude with the same "Free Moustache Rides" t-shirt as you...

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    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Doppelganger... or drunk? Or both?

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    Did he smell like a fart when you saw him too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    There's a five guys in the Whistler backcountry?
    you get your hair done at sport clips?
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    I get my hair done at sport clips.

    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    you get your hair done at sport clips?

    Yeah! And I get my skis waxed at Pizza Hut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Click image for larger version. 

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    For the record, Sport Clips in Reno (near Whole Foods), has an AWESOME! poster of Rob Deslauriers dropping into the Chimney!! Totally old school, probably like NF Skiing Extreme IV time (87).

    I asked the haircut girl if I could come behind the counter, and I took some photos with phone. Keep wondering if they would sell it, as they have No Respect for what it is.
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    I'm here to post in this important thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    There's a five guys in the Whistler backcountry?
    nope. there was only a couple out there yesterday.

    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    There's a five guys in the Whistler backcountry?
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    sizzle sizzle, my nizzle
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    You know you wanted to touch his wife.
    Fixed it for you.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I actually think I saw him riding bitch on Abma's sled earlier today!
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    I actually think I saw him riding bitch on Abma's sled earlier today!
    It's called Squirrel Style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alkasquawlik View Post
    There's a five guys in the Whistler backcountry?
    GODDAMIT, I really thought it was you. Story is unamusing now.


    Funny thing is I don't even remember posting this thread.
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    "I'm constantly doing things I can't do. Thats how I get to do them." - Pablo Picasso

    Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    GODDAMIT, I really thought it was you. Story is unamusing now.


    Funny thing is I don't even remember posting this thread.
    All those 5 guys meals must be slowing the blood flow into your brain
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