Maybe try to smuggle myself into canada___MENTOR MY DREAMS

[digitaldeath]

As you liekly all know I, DigitalDeath, am headed to seattle next month. I know whistler is the best, likely world wide- so why not cruise up there and bully my way into to their shit country to shred

sure i have 2 dui's but am near genius and canadian PM got a DUI while vacationing in Hawaii


i know i can do this feat but wonder how far i must travel from Baker or seattle

thoguhts

[BCMtnHound]

Dunno which crossing is the most 'friendly' in the lower mainland these days - someone else probably can answer this one. Recommend you not be the driver, travel with someone with a clean record that is the registered owner of the vehicle, with the vehicle and occupants looking reasonably clean and sober (buy the smoke and booze north of the border - and don't be hung over and bleary eyed when you lear across the driver at the guard in the booth). On a good day, at the right crossing, give it around 7 outa 10 chance of crossing unmolested.

FYI it was the BC premier that got busted in Hawaii (Gordo Campbell), not the PM.

[thaar]

You'll be fine unless they send you for add'l questioning. And if they do that, they'll most likely grant you a temporary resident card for $200. At that point, you'll be in the system for good though and you'll have to apply for Criminal Rehabilitation for $400 and likely over a year of wait time. While your application is being processed, you can pay to get another temp resident permit, if they let you.

Qualifier - I'm currently going through it and have been to Canada twice since I was pulled for addl questioning.

[AdironRider]

Last time I crossed the border, my buddy just had to be open about the fact that he had a couple arrests for DUI's on his record and they let him right on in. Been a couple years though.

[digitaldeath]

ya i may do it - nothing to lose except a couple hours in a car

[jamesp]

I'd say be honest to the border peeps & just tell them straight up that you are wishing to bully your way into their shit country to shed. You'll get the best reception & they'll probably let you cross no problems.

[grrrr]

Just leave your car at the Mt. Baker lot and walk north. You'll hit the Trans Canada highway in no time.

[Gcooker]

I'd say be honest to the border peeps & just tell them straight up that you are wishing to bully your way into their shit country to shed. You'll get the best reception & they'll probably let you cross no problems.

This...
Don't say shit unless they ask, cross at Huntington (Sumas) near the end of a pow day at Baker, they push everybody through quick because everyone is half cut anyway.

[PNWbrit]

I'm pretty certain that the whole not allowed into Canadia with a DUI doesn't actually apply to Canadians Like Mr Campbell?

But phone Dan Samas to be certain. He probably has an associate or paralegal who deals with his DUI/Immigration practice who can gve you a quick off the cuff opinion.

[shirk]

2 dui's? You not learn the first time?

I bet they turn you back at the border.

[digitaldeath]

what is to learn? that my country has a incredible racket going, anyone can get a DUI ...unless you drink absolute zero

[AK47bp]

Put on some warm clothing and get comfy inside a Thule roof box, and DON'T hot box it, the border guard will smell ya.

[Hugh Conway]

Rent a 4WD. Head towards one of the crossings east of the Peace Arch and just four wheel it across the fields until you hit a road in Canada

[shirk]

what is to learn? that my country has a incredible racket going, anyone can get a DUI ...unless you drink absolute zero

Safe roads from impaired drivers is a racket?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Safe roads from impaired drivers is a racket?

I agree...unless this was his arresting officer:

http://gma.yahoo.com/former-cop-accu...opstories.html

[digitaldeath]

Im not going to devolve into a conversation about alcohol, its ubiquitnous, and the racket the county courts in my city run day after day to increase revenue

1 dui was 2 beers(twohearted) plus a meal- i was doing 32 in a 25 and blew a .08 - its a fucking racket!

[digitaldeath]

Rent a 4WD. Head towards one of the crossings east of the Peace Arch and just four wheel it across the fields until you hit a road in Canada

MAD LOL LOL LOL

[jamesp]

I could be nice & say you were dumb for breaking more than 1 law at a time... but maybe the real problem is you can't handle your booze?

Canada probably isn't the place for you

[My Pet Powder Goat]

1 dui was 2 beers(twohearted) plus a meal- i was doing 32 in a 25 and blew a .08 - its a fucking racket!

two beers and a .08? ...ya right, sounds like someone was butt-chuggin'

[userA]

this one is headed to polyasssshit if it stays on course

[digitaldeath]

im an anarchist - fuck the law

just living life

[digitaldeath]

two hearted are 7 percent -

if you drink two ales in an hour you an be arrested for DUI-- i am 6.4 205 --- believe it

FYI

[PNWbrit]

two hearted are 7 percent -

if you drink two ales in an hour you an be arrested for DUI-- i am 6.4 205 --- believe it

FYI

So that story is one DUI what about the other?

[digitaldeath]

oh ya, so my second DUI was in 2010 2 years after the first one

i was celebrating a new job and had 3-4 sierra nevadas(best beer in america) over a 3 hr period. i left the bar, which was very close to other bar where i got 1st DUI, made an illegal u turn and bam i got lit up

told the dumb cop he is luck y he got me as i dont see him in this area too much (uptown MPLS for those in the know) he responded " that hurts our feelings digitaldeath" and i told him to take me in cause im not dancing for you

then he took me in and because the county is scamming the DA banned breath tests and i chose urine over blood

i pissed a .11 whcih again is not really an impaired state- so it goes

[BCMtnHound]

If you think 0.08 and .11 are bad, then you'll really love the 0.05 limit here in BC:
http://www.icbc.com/road-safety/safe...paired-driving

Might be best if you just stay south of the border.