Thread: What I argue with conservitards about on other message boards.

Tonight:

- wolf hunting again.
- using passages from the Bible to prove your point.
- some dipshit asking what knife he should buy his girlfriend for self-defense. She's too meek/timid/unskilled to carry a gun. So obviously a knife is going to do her a whole lotta good.
- Newton's 3rd law of motion.

Saw this interesting pictoglyph on an ancient message board in Utah recently. Coincidence?

I have to bite. What do you argue about with Newtons Law?

akpogue doesn't understand recoil

Actually it was external ballistics.

The best part about argueing with conservitards is when you use words with more than three syllables they start calling you a Madison college boy or something. Like actually possessing some intelligence is a negative.

"You smartass college boys and your physics mumbo-jumbo!"

"Actually, it's not 'mumbo-jumbo', it's an accepted fact by people who possess an IQ greater than that of an African violet."

Originally Posted by Jer

Actually it was external ballistics.

The best part about argueing with conservitards is when you use words with more than three syllables they start calling you a Madison college boy or something. Like actually possessing some intelligence is a negative.

"You smartass college boys and your physics mumbo-jumbo!"

"Actually, it's not 'mumbo-jumbo', it's an accepted fact by people who possess an IQ greater than that of an African violet."

do they know your iq?

Originally Posted by Jer

Tonight:

- wolf hunting again.

Got a link?

Wait, you're cheating on us?

Originally Posted by timnormandin

Wait, you're cheating on us?

Jer= internet slutwhore........

I'm currently arguing with someone that insists Obama is a muslim. I informed him that Obama went to Catholic school and now he is super butthurt.

sofa king badass

Conservitard #1: Genesis 1:26-28
"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth. 27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

Jer:
Oh. Well. I guess that settles it...

...wow.

Conservitard #2: Really? People have a problem with the mention of God and the Bible? Give me a brake.

Jer: I don't have any problem with God or the Bible. I just think using either one to prove your side of any arguement is ridiculous.

Flame - would you need a brake if somebody had quoted some passage from the Qur'an or the Prose Edda?

Conservitard #2:
I am sure you are trying to make a point here. Not sure what that is.

What I think is ridiculous is that every time someone brings God into a conversation everyone wants to jump on him or her for doing so. I also think it is ridiculous to think anyone was trying to prove their side by simply stating their view on the matter as it relates to their religious beliefs.

I don't care if you quote whatever religious script you want or believe in. What I have a problem with the constant persecution of Christianity. It's ok to bash the Christians, but God forbid someone doesn't like another religion and says so and the world is in an uproar. Tolerance in this world is one sided as it relates to religion.

If you want to quote Mickey fucking mouse, have at it.

I will not drag this any further off topic. Enjoy having the last word on the issue.

Other normal guy besides Jer:
And what I think is ridiculous is how Christians always turn things around to make people feel sorry for them. This thread is not about religion or Christianity, so why bring it up? people do that so they can try to argue their point and it never turns out good. Keep religion out of these conversations and let people argue about the topics. Christians are radicals just like any other religion and it should be kept to themselves. I personally don't want to hear it, just like you don't want to hear others talk about any other religion or non religion in my case.
I dont care what you believe..... that's your beliefs they don't bother me any, until you start preaching to me. then yes I get annoyed. And that is the problem with Christians, they cannot talk about anything with out bringing up their god or bible. I can talk to you all day and not bring up the fact that I am not religious.,

Consevitard #2 (who for some reason really has a bug up his ass about the whole thing): Point missed.

Jer: ...of course.

I love how so many gun guys think that being into guns and being an Evangelical Christian are one and the same. Also think it's pretty funny what the libdouches here consider freaky right-wing. You guys need to get out more. I mean - this guy here thinks I'm "persecuting" his religion because I make the comment "wow.". I'd bet any money he had that song by Lee Greenwood blasting as he typed out his butthurt responses.

Originally Posted by Blurred

I'm currently arguing with someone that insists Obama is a muslim. I informed him that Obama went to Catholic school and now he is super butthurt.

I was cut out of an inheritance and banished from setting foot in an Uncle's house after I pointed out the same fucking thing. Shrug... Epic butthurtz!

He'd probably shoot me if he knew that in 2004 Mittens signed a permanent ban on assault weapons in MA.

Originally Posted by 13

I was cut out of an inheritance and banished from setting foot in an Uncle's house after I pointed out the same fucking thing. Shrug... Epic butthurt

Send him the latest superblurredtacochronicles episode.

A thread in which Jer demonstrates his cred by showing he's a troll elsewhere, too? That guy is so fucking cool. And not at all a fringe right-wing nutjob like he's convinced us he is.

The point at which you know you're taking your message board life too seriously--when you start trying to prove yourself by posting details of what you post on one message board on another board. But I'm sure things are slow out there in the woods, surrounded by empty shell casings and empty heads, with nothing but the barrel of a sweet, freshly oiled automatic weapon to keep you company. ------------>more Jer trolling....

Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki

A thread in which Jer demonstrates his cred by showing he's a troll elsewhere, too? That guy is so fucking cool. And not at all a fringe right-wing nutjob like he's convinced ME he is.

I would say that takes very little convincing.

Look at it this way, Dex - I may go to other boards to troll idiots on The Other Side, but at least I haven't gotten so butthurt that I've created an alias who's sole purpose is to stalk somebody for over 150 posts and scream in ALL CAPS the entire time. I mean - anybody who would resort to that kind of behaviour would be a complete loser, right?

Huh?

Right Dex?

I thought Tippster was the guy in the chicken suit?

What's going on here?

Nope. Dex was chicken man. Tipp was the taller version of Rodney Dangerfield standing next to chicken man.

If I could find that photo I'd post it but I had it saved to a computer two computers ago.

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

I thought Tippster was the guy in the chicken suit?

What's going on here?

Paying attention isn't your strong suit, is it.

Keep forgetting to take him off ignore--he still likes the chicken suit? Maybe I'll loan it to him for one of his Teabagger/gun rallies.

Just unsure why the guy constantly has to prove something to us...144, not a Republican, not a troll, has actually been on skis before, etc.

I still want to see the wolf hunt thread. Tried my Google-fu but nothing of substance came up.

Originally Posted by Tippster

Paying attention isn't your strong suit, is it.

Incorrect, not caring is my strong suit.

I remember the suit and you guys being a big deal around here years ago. Never really cared to find out why.

Originally Posted by 13

I still want to see the wolf hunt thread. Tried my Google-fu but nothing of substance came up.

Sorry 13, but there's already one other guy on my side there. I really prefer if nobody's on my side.

Originally Posted by Jer

I really prefer if nobody's on my side.

I'm surprised by this what with all the followers you have around here.

Originally Posted by Jer

Sorry 13, but there's already one other guy on my side there. I really prefer if nobody's on my side.

No way in hell would I jump in, I waste enough time here!