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    guess who i saw today at houston international

    i was hustling my way to the vip room to take a shower with the boy and i pass one of those shoe shine places and this old black man is shining some white dude's cowboy boots and the boots have some shit printed on them and i look a little closer and it says "tom delay, house minority leader" on each boot with the shield in the middle.

    and i'm like, who the fuck would wear those? and i look up and it's the bugman himself watching the shoe shine man very closely to make sure he did a good job.

    i just laughed.
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    Ummm, you shower with boys???
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    should have used a piece of toilet paper to wipe the shitstain
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    careful, I think he's done hard time....
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    More racism from the pedophile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    Ummm, you shower with boys???
    Yeah - this is spook's entry for Creepiest Thread Of The Year.

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    yes, it's really creepy when parents bathe with their kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    More racism from the pedophile.
    yawn. you wish you could accuse me of something really really bad. i can see that. being an obnoxious asshole isn't cutting it. keep trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    yawn. you wish you could accuse me of something really really bad. i can see that. being an obnoxious asshole isn't cutting it. keep trying.
    So being racist and pedophilia isn't really bad? Gotcha.
    "Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks."

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    So being racist and pedophilia isn't really bad? Gotcha.
    i'm sorry, i should have said "you wish you could accuse me of something really really bad that is true."

    keep trying. we all have skeletons in the closet. i'll tell you if you find one of mine. promise.
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    Everyone [with money] in Texas has a pair of Luccheses with either their initials; a UT, A&M, TCU, SMU logo; or their family's ranch brand. That's just the way it is.
    relax... I'm a professional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    yes, it's really creepy when parents bathe with their kids.
    Not at all. The fact that you felt compelled to mention it in this thread is creepy. I know you did so just to rile the people who are always riled by everything you post and give them something to talk about...

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    Waitaminute! spook is in a Texas town that's not Austin? That's even weirder than the casual remark about pedophilia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jer View Post
    Not at all. The fact that you felt compelled to mention it in this thread is creepy. I know you did so just to rile the people who are always riled by everything you post and give them something to talk about...
    no, i wasn't trying to rile anybody. why would i think it would rile anybody to comment that i was in a hurry to get my family unsweatified for the rest of the trip? it was just context. a throwaway, really. sorry to hear you're going down the same path.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thrav View Post
    Everyone [with money] in Texas has a pair of Luccheses with either their initials; a UT, A&M, TCU, SMU logo; or their family's ranch brand. That's just the way it is.
    yeah, but not everyone is a dirtbag asshole looking down on a black man with scorn. oh wait, it's texas. maybe so.
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    guess who i saw today in Berkeley California?

    i was hustling my way to the vip room to wash the blood off my knife and i pass one of those libyuppie expensive mochachino places and this wannabe hippie is pouring a latte for some dickbag hipster and i look a little closer and it's Dexter Rutecki

    i just laughed.



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    yeah, i can see how you can equate those two examples. they're completely comparable. my bad. well, except for the talking and riling part. makes no difference to me and the only one who would (will) get riled would be schmuxter rutecki
    "We sit together, the mountain and I, until only the mountain remains." -Li Po

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