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  1. #26
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    Good skiing for a girl!

    But since you came in Vag Wavin' for her, I need to inform you that my girl is infinitely hotter, is a real woman, and doesn't have hairy Montana Pits. She may not be able to ski worth a shit, but I win.

    Carry on.
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  2. #27
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    ^^^ Sig worthy
    "The idea wasnt for me, that I would be the only one that would ever do this. My idea was that everybody should be doing this. At the time nobody was, but this was something thats too much fun to pass up." -Briggs
    Quote Originally Posted by LeeLau View Post
    Wear your climbing harness. Attach a big anodized locker to your belay loop so its in prime position to hit your nuts. Double russian Ti icescrews on your side loops positioned for maximal anal rape when you sit down. Then everyone will know your radness
    More stoke, less shit.

  3. #28
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    NEW promo created for Kelsey Boleski!

  4. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevepopovich View Post

    NEW promo created for Kelsey Boleski!
    lots of claiming for mediocre skiing... even by chic standards.
    Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller

  5. #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    lots of claiming for mediocre skiing... even by chic standards.
    Haha it's not your fault, Whistler is a little skewed in terms of what we perceive as normal or standard. The girls (and guys) around here aren't exactly your average baseline for comparison.

    Then again, it's always better to let your skiing do the talking and let people form their own conclusions. There is always someone better than you on the mountain... and the girls around here shred pretty darn hard. It's a lofty claim indeed, I'll leave it at that.

  6. #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoNads View Post
    Haha it's not your fault, Whistler is a little skewed in terms of what we perceive as normal or standard. The girls (and guys) around here aren't exactly your average baseline for comparison.
    Ha... or so they think until they come to the interior and get smoked by real skiers.
    Local Golden, BC area rep for Bluehouse Skis. Shoot me a PM if you'd like to try a pair when you're in the area!

    "He is god of snow; the one called Ullr. Son of Sif, step son of Thor. He is so fierce a bowman and ski-runner that none may contend! He is quite beautiful to look upon and has all the characteristics of a warrior. It is wise to invoke the name of Ullr in duels!"

    -The Gylfaginning

  7. #32
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    She is good, but no......

  8. #33
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    Hey stevey, go away.
    Last edited by plugboots; 10-08-2012 at 10:15 AM.
    "I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job"

  9. #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Go away.
    For me? .......?

  10. #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by PowTron View Post
    Good skiing for a girl!

    But since you came in Vag Wavin' for her, I need to inform you that my girl is infinitely hotter, is a real woman, and doesn't have hairy Montana Pits. She may not be able to ski worth a shit, but I win. Carry on.
    Pretty much what I was thinking. Also, while it is nice to have the wife join me on the occasional ski/surf trip, I prefer to have some time to myself and really don't need her with me on the hill/in the water.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

    In a perfect World, every dog would have a home and every home would have a dog.

  11. #36
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    lots of claiming for mediocre skiing
    Yeah!!!!

    She looks fat.
    Last edited by plugboots; 10-08-2012 at 10:14 AM.
    "I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a blow job"

  12. #37
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    She rips, can't say I've seen video of a better amateur female big mountain skier. People forget (or don't know) how hard skiing a bc/big mountain line non-stop and fluidly is.
    Ask McGreener....

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  13. #38
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    Good thing you all have a hunk of skin swinging between your legs that proves you are good skiers. Fucktards.
    So hot right now

  14. #39
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    I saw Kelsey's mom the other day and she shared a nice update on her progress. Always great to see Green Mountain gals rip it, while demo'ing proper nostril clearing. Hey Kelsey!

  15. #40
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    OUCH! This place can be mean! She is not fat, is cute, and can ski. Had to do that, you guys are mean!

    Here is a shot of an old girlfriend from 2001 and btw, she stood up on it and out ran it!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3y0...1&feature=plcp

    And........I found having a gf that ripped hard became kind of annoying, she was always there. You gotta have yer own time just hanging with the boys. She was also the first girl to send Fat/Smart Bastard in 2001, it was not the girl that was on the cover of Freeskier.

  16. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by lpkdz View Post
    Good thing you all have a hunk of skin swinging between your legs that proves you are good skiers. Fucktards.
    More like you have a hunk of skin swinging between your legs that makes you fluff her boyfriend for showing a shot of panties.
    Living vicariously through myself.

  17. #42
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    a bit of stoke from something you can poke, not a lot more to say on the subject is there?
    i dont kare i carnt spell or youse punktuation properlee, im on a skiing forum

  18. #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rossymcg View Post
    a bit of stoke from something you can poke
    THis just became Snowsprites new sig.
    I demoed the TECH TALK JONG! pro model this spring and their performance was unparalleled which is good because I ski in a wedge most of the time - bendtheski, 2011

  19. #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by grrrr View Post
    More like you have a hunk of skin swinging between your legs that makes you fluff her boyfriend for showing a shot of panties.
    I was actually talking about this, jong.
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    So hot right now

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