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06-09-2012, 04:35 PM #1
WARNING LABEL: SUBJECT MATTER NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. Bunch munch x10? Woof.
Tough subject I know but if somebody could save me a trip to the doc's office for this one I sure would apppreciate it.
Bright red rash around my a-hole and taint. My taint is raw like somebody took 100 grit sandpaper to it and went to town. To say the least, this is not comfortable. WTF is it? And how in the hell do I get rid of it?
Here is what I have tried:
1. Started out trying baby wipes and diaper rash cream. Has worked in the past. But got worse.
2. Thought maybe it was some kind of severe jock itch so next tried Lotrimin and jock itch powder (alternated between the two after shower and/or bath with baking soda. But this has not helped. Not worse but not better.
Flame away. I can take it and fully expect it.The Passion is in the Risk
06-09-2012, 04:41 PM #2"We sit together, the mountain and I, until only the mountain remains." -Li Po
06-09-2012, 05:31 PM #3commoner than you
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You do anything out of the ordinary in the days prior? Extra long bike ride? Camping? New TP brand? Incessant scat porn auditions?Nodafinga!
06-09-2012, 08:40 PM #4
Spook, I've been doing the ass drag across my back lawn for the last three mornings and today my neighbor called the cops! WTF is her problem?! Public nudity citation. At least I stayed outta jail. Hahaha.
gotch ya. The beginnning of that vid^^ had me pissing my pants and it only got better. The fat little black dog (Ithink) with the uncontrollable head twitch was my favorite and had me in tears. Thank you for the laugh.
common law, I just got over a nasty roid? Maybe self contamination with old Prep H or worse my own butt cheeze? Yikes?
If all else fails I'm going Stark on it:
This txt was pretty funny. Found it while searching for above ^^^^.
http://techland.time.com/2008/05/12/...from_iron_man/The Passion is in the Risk
06-10-2012, 07:46 AM #5
One time my dad got a nasty yeast infection on his balls/grundle/ass on a long hunting trip. Yes, guys can get yeast infections too. Go to the doc and get some script strength meds.
06-10-2012, 09:04 AM #6
of course, a test might be good idea first."We sit together, the mountain and I, until only the mountain remains." -Li Po
06-10-2012, 12:00 PM #7Registered User
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Tropical parasites/worms - been to Bangkok lately?
Wait - you put jock itch stuff on your ASS?!?!?
..... did it help resolve your 'roids? ...... 'cuz if it did, Lotrimin owes you some big $$$$$.
06-10-2012, 04:38 PM #8Formerly someone else!
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Benadryl extra strength gel.
06-11-2012, 06:48 AM #9
No trips - especially to southeast asia. No new tp, detergent, etc.
Yeah. Creamed it up good and thick too. Just figured it couldn't hurt? WTF do I know? And no, it did not clear up the roids or the rash.
Thinkin it is some kind of mutant roid / infection type thing? Not getting worse but not better either.
Went to the ocean yesterday and soaked it good. Water was warm for this time of year - 60ish already. Hoping the salt water helps.
Headed to the doc's office. To get an a-hole experts professional's opinion. Lucky him/her.
Thanks for the replies.The Passion is in the Risk