Thread: WARNING LABEL: SUBJECT MATTER NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. Bunch munch x10? Woof.

Tough subject I know but if somebody could save me a trip to the doc's office for this one I sure would apppreciate it.

Bright red rash around my a-hole and taint. My taint is raw like somebody took 100 grit sandpaper to it and went to town. To say the least, this is not comfortable. WTF is it? And how in the hell do I get rid of it?

Here is what I have tried:

1. Started out trying baby wipes and diaper rash cream. Has worked in the past. But got worse.
2. Thought maybe it was some kind of severe jock itch so next tried Lotrimin and jock itch powder (alternated between the two after shower and/or bath with baking soda. But this has not helped. Not worse but not better.

Thoughts? Thanks.

Flame away. I can take it and fully expect it.

You do anything out of the ordinary in the days prior? Extra long bike ride? Camping? New TP brand? Incessant scat porn auditions?

Spook, I've been doing the ass drag across my back lawn for the last three mornings and today my neighbor called the cops! WTF is her problem?! Public nudity citation. At least I stayed outta jail. Hahaha.




























gotch ya. The beginnning of that vid^^ had me pissing my pants and it only got better. The fat little black dog (Ithink) with the uncontrollable head twitch was my favorite and had me in tears. Thank you for the laugh.

common law, I just got over a nasty roid? Maybe self contamination with old Prep H or worse my own butt cheeze? Yikes?

If all else fails I'm going Stark on it:
































This txt was pretty funny. Found it while searching for above ^^^^.

http://techland.time.com/2008/05/12/...from_iron_man/

One time my dad got a nasty yeast infection on his balls/grundle/ass on a long hunting trip. Yes, guys can get yeast infections too. Go to the doc and get some script strength meds.

of course, a test might be good idea first.

Tropical parasites/worms - been to Bangkok lately?

Wait - you put jock itch stuff on your ASS?!?!?

..... did it help resolve your 'roids? ...... 'cuz if it did, Lotrimin owes you some big $$$$$.

Benadryl extra strength gel.

No trips - especially to southeast asia. No new tp, detergent, etc.

Yeah. Creamed it up good and thick too. Just figured it couldn't hurt? WTF do I know? And no, it did not clear up the roids or the rash.

Thinkin it is some kind of mutant roid / infection type thing? Not getting worse but not better either.

Went to the ocean yesterday and soaked it good. Water was warm for this time of year - 60ish already. Hoping the salt water helps.

Headed to the doc's office. To get an a-hole experts professional's opinion. Lucky him/her.

Thanks for the replies.

I'm taking a stab at guessing that this would be one of the rare instances here at TGR where pics ARE NOT wanted..

I was recently given an amazing cream that is ozonated olive oil. Got a spider bite and it cleared it up overnight, wounds heal 10x faster.

Prolly would work on your ass, too.

Start cleaning your butt plugs

Originally Posted by tjomball

I'm taking a stab at guessing that this would be one of the rare instances here at TGR where pics ARE NOT wanted..

Actually, pics of rashes or seeing them in person are the only ways of getting a good idea of what it might be. Although, if you could isolate the rash from the b-hole, that'd be preferable. For the children's sake. Glad you're seeing your doc, but FWIW, a telltale sign of a yeast-related rash are red bumps close to but not continuous with the main rash.

Pinworms?

Originally Posted by tjomball

I'm taking a stab at guessing that this would be one of the rare instances here at TGR where pics ARE NOT wanted..

Will you stop bumping extremely old threads with useless rants and/or anecdotes? We have plenty of recent stuff for you to post your stupid shit in, we don't need you bringing up the past.

Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

Will you stop bumping extremely old threads with useless rants and/or anecdotes? We have plenty of recent stuff for you to post your stupid shit in, we don't need you bringing up the past.

Who put you in charge? I'm very interested in this new development. My ass always itches.

Originally Posted by irul&ublo

Start cleaning your butt plugs

Sorry does not apply. My asshole is exit only.

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Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud

Who put you in charge? I'm very interested in this new development. My ass always itches.

Mine is on fire today. Pretty sure roids related. Bummer. Ha!

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Originally Posted by lynchdogger

Mine is on fire today. Pretty sure roids related. Bummer.

Public service announcement: soap is bad for your asshole because of the alkaline pH. So is vigorous scrubbing, rubbing, etc (like I keep telling my dog.)

Originally Posted by old goat

Public service announcement: soap is bad for your asshole because of the alkaline pH. So is vigorous scrubbing, rubbing, etc (like I keep telling my dog.)

Have been reading that. I have yet resorted to scraping my ass across the front lawn (neighbors and all) but it may come to that. None of the articles I have read offer an alternative to soap though? I mean ya gotta wash it right?

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Originally Posted by splat

I was recently given an amazing cream that is ozonated olive oil. Got a spider bite and it cleared it up overnight, wounds heal 10x faster.

Prolly would work on your ass, too.

Hey Splat I missed this the other day. Who makes this?

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Lynchy, you never told us the final diagnosis from the Dr?

and ya....I'm not going to NOT wash my ass.

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Lynchy, you never told us the final diagnosis from the Dr?

My bet is butt herpes.

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

Lynchy, you never told us the final diagnosis from the Dr?

and ya....I'm not going to NOT wash my ass.

Roids. Got a colonoscopy and everything. All OK. Lots of fun. But good to know that plumbing is fine.

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