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05-30-2012, 09:09 PM #1
We are a nation of Moronic Retards and that is an insult to Moronic Retards
No links, no quotes.
That is all, there I said it and I was talking about YOU!
05-31-2012, 10:47 AM #2
Take a good look around, this is your existence and soon you and everyone that ever knew of you will be dead and ask yourself what the fuck have you done with it.
Gotta run some fucking dumb ass sluts are on tv acting like dumb fucking monkeys and this appeals to my deep seeded need to feel morally superior to all those around me. Later on I'll stuff my fucking face with anything I can get my hands on that is almost inevitably made from corn while using a 10000 earth's worth of resources because frankly I'm a unique little snowflake who's simple convenience is far more important than the continuation of the species.
I'll get tired of that pretty quickly so I'll probably go jerk off to American flags or the constitution neither of which I know anything about because being smart is just too much fucking work particularly when it does not increase my ability to do the above. Because of all the fat in my blood stream my dick is incapable of getting even remotely hard so jerking off sans prescription really just makes me angry. Even after 5 million years of evolution I'm still mostly incapable of controlling any of my basic emotions let alone understand them so when this rage over my soft dick comes I'll probably go beat my kids or some other being that is physically incapable of defending themselves.
After that I'll have some kind of existential crisis because really I've never spent more than 5 seconds in any kind of meaningful way using my dumb monkey tool figuring out existence and when I don't like the answer that I inevitably find I'll go to the doctor and spend the rest of my life mentally checked out or get giant fucking tits because hey at least I have giant fucking tits. etc etc
There is some truth to the above and certainly to your post, most humans experience this kind of thought pretty frequently. Its the cross we have to bare so to speak for being intelligent.
Humanity is beautiful, life is fucking amazing too amazing for words. Simply being here is like hitting the galactic lottery with incalculable odds. Go outside and simply experience that which is around you, turn off your thinking mind and just let experience flow and you can once again see like you haven't seen this for however long you've been on this planet.
Humans will be profoundly stupid and do monumentally stupid things but that is same coin as what allows for everything else that we love. Thinking did not come with a manual and thus what allows us to ski is the same thing that allows for genocide or fuckers who can't merge onto I-95.
Being pissed about ignorance is easy, accepting it as part of the human condition is enlightened and ultimately leads to a much better existence.You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?
05-31-2012, 11:03 AM #3Beartooth Jong
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05-31-2012, 12:54 PM #4
That couldn't happen without government "social programs".
Chalk up another one for liberalism.I've been to two state fairs and a goat fuck and never seen anything like this!!
05-31-2012, 01:29 PM #5
^^^^^^^And the quintessential moronic retard moves to assert his dominance in the field.I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. -אלוהים אדירים
05-31-2012, 06:02 PM #6
Awwww does somebody need some attention? How sweet.
05-31-2012, 06:05 PM #7
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05-31-2012, 07:53 PM #10
More Rasputin ...AND MORE THIS!!!
I've been to two state fairs and a goat fuck and never seen anything like this!!
05-31-2012, 08:59 PM #11
06-02-2012, 05:43 PM #12
Matt Patterson -
�January 8, 2012� Obama: The Affirmative Action President by Matt Patterson (columnist - Washington Post, New York Post, San Francisco Examiner)
Years from now, historians may regard the 2008 election of Barack Obama as an inscrutable and disturbing phenomenon, a baffling breed of mass hysteria akin perhaps to the witch craze of the Middle Ages. How, they will wonder, did a man so devoid of professional accomplishment beguile so many into thinking he could manage the world's largest economy, direct the world's most powerful military, execute the world's most consequential job?�
Imagine a future historian examining Obama's pre-presidential life: ushered into and through the Ivy League despite unremarkable grades and test scores along the way; a cushy non-job as a "community organizer"; a brief career as a state legislator devoid of legislative achievement (and in fact nearly devoid of his attention, so often did he vote "present") ; and finally an unaccomplished single term in the United States Senate, the entirety of which was devoted to his presidential ambitions. He left no academic legacy in academia, authored no signature legislation as a legislator.
And then there is the matter of his troubling associations: the white-hating, America-loathing preacher who for decades served as Obama's "spiritual mentor"; a real-life, actual terrorist who served as Obama's colleague and political sponsor. It is easy to imagine a future historian looking at it all and asking: how on Earth was such a man elected president?�
Not content to wait for history, the incomparable Norman Podhoretz addressed the question recently in the Wall Street Journal:
To be sure, no white candidate who had close associations with an outspoken hater of America like Jeremiah Wright and an unrepentant terrorist like Bill Ayers, would have lasted a single day. But because Mr. Obama was black, and therefore entitled in the eyes of liberaldom to have hung out with protesters against various American injustices, even if they were a bit extreme, he was given a pass.
Let that sink in: Obama was given a pass -- held to a lower standard -- because of the color of his skin. Podhoretz continues:�
And in any case, what did such ancient history matter when he was also so articulate and elegant and (as he himself had said) "non-threatening," all of which gave him a fighting chance to become the first black president and thereby to lay the curse of racism to rest?
Podhoretz puts his finger, I think, on the animating pulse of the Obama phenomenon --affirmative action. Not in the legal sense, of course. But certainly in the motivating sentiment behind all affirmative action laws and regulations, which are designed primarily to make white people, and especially white liberals, feel good about themselves.
Unfortunately, minorities often suffer so that whites can pat themselves on the back. Liberals routinely admit minorities to schools for which they are not qualified, yet take no responsibility for the inevitable poor performance and high drop-out rates which follow. Liberals don't care if these minority students fail; liberals aren't around to witness the emotional devastation and deflated self esteem resulting from the racist policy that is affirmative action. Yes, racist.
Holding someone to a separate standard merely because of the color of his skin -- that's affirmative action in a nutshell, and if that isn't racism, then nothing is. And that is what America did to Obama.
True, Obama himself was never troubled by his lack of achievements, but why would he be? As many have noted, Obama was told he was good enough for Columbia despite undistinguished grades at Occidental; he was told he was good enough for the US Senate despite a mediocre record in Illinois; he was told he was good enough to be president despite no record at all in the Senate. All his life, every step of the way, Obama was told he was good enough for the next step, in spite of ample evidence to the contrary. What could this breed if not the sort of empty narcissism on display every time Obama speaks?
In 2008, many who agreed that he lacked executive qualifications nonetheless raved about Obama's oratory skills, intellect, and cool character. Those people -- conservatives included -- ought now to be deeply embarrassed. The man thinks and speaks in the hoariest of cliche and that's when he has his teleprompter in front of him; when the prompter is absent he can barely think or speak at all. Not one original idea has ever issued from his mouth -- it's all warmed-over Marxism of the kind that has failed over and over again for 100 years.
And what about his character? Obama is constantly blaming anything and everything else for his troubles. Bush did it; it was bad luck; I inherited this mess. It is embarrassing to see a president so willing to advertise his own powerlessness, so comfortable with his own incompetence. But really, what were we to expect? The man has never been responsible for anything, so how do we expect him to act responsibly?
In short: our president is a small and small-minded man, with neither the temperament nor the intellect to handle his job. When you understand that, and only when you understand that, will the current erosion of liberty and prosperity make sense. It could not have gone otherwise with such a man in the Oval Office.
Haha haha haha
06-02-2012, 07:03 PM #13
^^^^^That was GREAT! ^^^^^^I've been to two state fairs and a goat fuck and never seen anything like this!!
06-02-2012, 07:17 PM #14
06-03-2012, 02:31 PM #15
"How, they will wonder, did a man so devoid of professional accomplishment beguile so many into thinking he could manage the world's largest economy, direct the world's most powerful military, execute the world's most consequential job"?
06-03-2012, 04:04 PM #16
06-03-2012, 04:35 PM #17I've been to two state fairs and a goat fuck and never seen anything like this!!
06-03-2012, 06:02 PM #18
Why don't you go missing and we will lament your loss.
06-03-2012, 06:06 PM #19
^^^^Pfffffffft, if you say so, it must be true. Kind of like the current Redumlicunt candidate who was a one time governor. All hail the second coming. But based on experience, I am thinking the incumbent is kicking Mittens ass, regardless of his magic underwear.
06-03-2012, 07:02 PM #20
06-08-2012, 12:01 AM #21Been there, skied that.
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"We are a nation of Moronic Retards and that is an insult to Moronic Retards"
I highly agree with that.
I listen to Neal Boortz in the mornings and love him as he regularly goes off on all those that do nothing but push out babies and collect checks, goes off on everyone for voting back in people that do no good for the long term of the country and goes off on anyone who can not be successful in the US.
It's great. It's like listening to some great depression era person lecturing their grandchildren for being wimps and a useless excuse for a life.
It's going to be great fun over the next 10 years seeing the mass hysteria of all the people that spent the past 10 years taking coping medication.Eat em up Houston Cougars !