Thread: Alta missing persons

Originally Posted by DBdude

people kill themselves for the most fucked up reasons. I know of an instance of a married dude who killed himself the day his family was evicted from their house for not paying the mortgage

what the hell, it's not the end of the world.

It was for him.

one of my fav songs is KILL YOURSELF ,by STORMTROOPERS of DEATH! MOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you're a loser ,there's nothing left for you P>S>>dont forget ,premenstrual princess blues

SOD was awesone

Originally Posted by DBdude

people kill themselves for the most fucked up reasons. I know of an instance of a married dude who killed himself the day his family was evicted from their house for not paying the mortgage

what the hell, it's not the end of the world.

Is the house for sale?

Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

It was for him.

LOL

yes it was, he was a pussy

Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

SOD was awesone

A rare moment of agreement w/ Advres.

Speak English or Die was a pretty cool tune.

i want some milk!

Any update on this . . . saw news report on man found in Utah, but not Corry - thought I'd bump this for any new, and good, news!!

Originally Posted by GimpToo

Any update on this . . . saw news report on man found in Utah, but not Corry - thought I'd bump this for any new, and good, news!!

that dude,in the report, had a vey funny story.... he "answered the call of the desert" and was refusing rescue!....was this the REAL gaper spirit animal?

Originally Posted by baron

that dude,in the report, had a vey funny story.... he "answered the call of the desert" and was refusing rescue!....was this the REAL gaper spirit animal?

wouldn't the GSA be more likely to answer the call of alaska?

Originally Posted by MRR11

wouldn't the GSA be more likely to answer the call of alaska?

Suggesting, frog eating man ,is a different' HARDCORE' gaper spirit .Would imagine any ''remote'' land would do ,for OLD GAPE !

Originally Posted by EZB

I think monikers like "hardcore" are often just a play on words, so Corry might be pronounced Corey shortened to Core, and you get the idea.

Always been an apologist?

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It really seems odd to me that they haven't found this dude yet.

In the Winter, the Wasatch is crawling with gapes everywhere. Do none of you go up there in the Summer? If this dudes body isn't under snow from being in a slide....why wouldn't it be found by now? The Wasatch is small, we're not talking about a large area as found in Colorado.

I think that a lot of people (incl. locals) are thinking the same thing. Could it be that he has been found, dead or alive, and it is just not deemed "newsworthy"? Could it be that it just costs too much to look for this guy, and no one really cares what happened? I don't know the answer, but I'm sure that this is a strange occurrence.

Paging sfotex...

This is the most recent news that I could find. http://www.sltrib.com/sltrib/news/54...-area.html.csp I think that he may have never been near Alta on the day of his alleged disappearance.

Originally Posted by Blurred

It really seems odd to me that they haven't found this dude yet.

In the Winter, the Wasatch is crawling with gapes everywhere. Do none of you go up there in the Summer? If this dudes body isn't under snow from being in a slide....why wouldn't it be found by now? The Wasatch is small, we're not talking about a large area as found in Colorado.

What if a NSA is in TOWN and this clown Is local !!! Or !!!

Maybe he has a new hobby.
http://www.duluthnewstribune.com/eve...93/group/News/

SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Friday the person is doing nothing illegal, but he worries the so-called “goat man” is unaware of the dangers.

“My very first concern is the person doesn’t understand the risks,” Douglass said. “Who’s to say what could happen.”

Douglass said a man hiking Sunday along Ben Lomond peak in the mountains above Ogden, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City, spotted the person dressed like a goat among a herd of real goats. The person provided some blurry photographs to Douglass, who said they did not appear to have been altered.

Wildlife officials now just want to talk to the man so that he is aware of the dangers. There’s no telling what his intentions are, Douglass said, but it is believed he could just be an extreme wildlife enthusiast.

“People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I’ve never had a report like this,” Douglass said. “There’s a saying we have among biologists — You don’t go far enough, you don’t get the data. You go too far, you don’t go home. The same is true with some wildlife enthusiasts.”

http://cmsimg.rgj.com/apps/pbcsi.dll...-northern-Utah

Originally Posted by splat

SALT LAKE CITY — A man spotted dressed in a goat suit among a herd of wild goats in the mountains of northern Utah has wildlife officials worried he could be in danger as hunting season approaches.

Phil Douglass of the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources said Friday the person is doing nothing illegal, but he worries the so-called “goat man” is unaware of the dangers.

“My very first concern is the person doesn’t understand the risks,” Douglass said. “Who’s to say what could happen.”

Douglass said a man hiking Sunday along Ben Lomond peak in the mountains above Ogden, about 40 miles north of Salt Lake City, spotted the person dressed like a goat among a herd of real goats. The person provided some blurry photographs to Douglass, who said they did not appear to have been altered.

Wildlife officials now just want to talk to the man so that he is aware of the dangers. There’s no telling what his intentions are, Douglass said, but it is believed he could just be an extreme wildlife enthusiast.

“People do some pretty out there things in the name of enjoying wildlife. But I’ve never had a report like this,” Douglass said. “There’s a saying we have among biologists — You don’t go far enough, you don’t get the data. You go too far, you don’t go home. The same is true with some wildlife enthusiasts.”

http://cmsimg.rgj.com/apps/pbcsi.dll...-northern-Utah

I just read this on the cbc website and thought the same thing, too amazing...huge acid trip?

Originally Posted by misfit toy

O could that ( that's) whats coul;d be UP Niece one village peeps . Seam just checking big bra!

Agreed....

goatman is a hunter,say the news...but I yhink he was lookin for some goat action,beastiality! and hunt/scouting was an alibi......anyone interview local goats for illegal touching!

Clearly, Goat Boy grew up and moved to Utah.

I grew up with Corry "Hardcore" Ehlers and yes he could be a pain in the ass! but he is our friend and I hope this has a happy ending. Everyone has skeletons in their closet, but that's no reason to wish bad things on a person.
Come back to us Bro! We miss you!
B........

If he's dead, I call dibs on the nickname "Hardcore"!



Too soon?

yes too soon

First you need a couple of years of First Chair at Collins to even be considered in the running for the nickname.

CAT

hardcore, is skiing in any condition...powder day only show ups are NOT 'hardcore'