Thread: Alta missing persons

Originally Posted by Downbound Train

I can't wait to read the thread that happens when I go missing.....

you would have to show up first.

Originally Posted by Blurred

I like this story. Was him being clocked followed with applause?

most of the locals stopped toking on their joints long enough to go "whoa, dude, relax man!"

Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat

this coming from the guy who hijacked a cool thread about chicks skiing pow to proselytize about your pansy-ass vegan diet.

get over yourself and fuck off

Maybe you could post a link to the first chair thread instead of acting like your butt hurts.

Originally Posted by Blurred

Next line-up on a big day someone should throw a hand grenade at the front of the line. Clean out the douches and make Alta cool again.

We get it. You're still bitter and a little embarrassed from that time you fell off the High T and lost your pole. At least you haven't been back since, so we've got that going for us...

^el oh el

Originally Posted by Finstah

We get it. You're still bitter and a little embarrassed from that time you fell off the High T and lost your pole. At least you haven't been back since, so we've got that going for us...

Have actually been back several times JONG.

The only people that fell off the High-T were your drunk friend and the group of kids he ran in to.

You're all a bunch of beaters. The high-T is ghey, but we know gapes like you think it's TEH GNAR!!!! RAR!

Utah sucks dick.

Originally Posted by wickstad

Maybe you could post a link to the first chair thread instead of acting like your butt hurts.

I have no idea what you're talking about, nor do I care.


Keep on fucking that fruit

they are looking for a missing person....dont be jealous ...you to can be missing!

Did Brett really lose his pole on the H-T? Thats fucking funny...although thats something I would do.

Originally Posted by philth

Did Brett really lose his pole on the H-T? Thats fucking funny...although thats something I would do.

JONGS friend doesn't know how to load a chair (collins) got butthurt he missed first chair(tried loading 5 to a chair) people wouldnt let him on the following 10 chairs....he got super butthurt, skied as fast as he could on THE HIGH-T GNAR!!!! ran into a bunch of kids and I dropped a pole trying to help them.
Dude is lucky I did, I would have smashed his face for being such a selfish cunt and almost killing those kids. Just another example of Alta lameness.

Getting fresh pow is more important than life of kids!!! Right?

^was that the Hardcore Alta pain train!?

Originally Posted by Blurred

JONGS friend doesn't know how to load a chair (collins) got butthurt he missed first chair(tried loading 5 to a chair) people wouldnt let him on the following 10 chairs....he got super butthurt, skied as fast as he could on THE HIGH-T GNAR!!!! ran into a bunch of kids and I dropped a pole trying to help them.
Dude is lucky I did, I would have smashed his face for being such a selfish cunt and almost killing those kids. Just another example of Alta lameness.

Getting fresh pow is more important than life of kids!!! Right?

Hear ya there; I've been cruising rather fast on the Hi T ,and been nearly run over by speed demons.....MISSING PESON Thread ,here?

Originally Posted by powder11

^was that the Hardcore Alta pain train!?

Dude, everything is HARDCORE at Alta....especially the flat traverses that even Baron gets run over on by the local gapes!! BRING DA PAIN TRAIN CHOO CHOO!!!

Originally Posted by Blurred

Dude, everything is HARDCORE at Alta....especially the flat traverses that even Baron gets run over on by the local gapes!! BRING DA PAIN TRAIN CHOO CHOO!!!

alrighty,I ran over your mother last night;also came in her eye;so when she winks at you ,dont get to horny

So who is B-Real and who is Ice Cube in your little state war?

Originally Posted by baron

MISSING PESON Thread ,here?

Is there an active SAR search going on? Nobody here really seems to be doing anything about the situation (other than typing on the interwebz), so it doesn't appear like many folks are missing him at all.

If one of my friends was missing for over a week and clearly was out skiing, I'd be looking for him right now.

(If the guy was missing in Boston, Adverse would shrug it off and get another penis tattoo on his cheek)

Originally Posted by Blurred

Utah sucks dick.

In all fairness B, you do keep coming back.

Thread went to shit, who cares about first chair, skiing is still fun without it. Sounds like the dude disappeared on purpose forever.

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

In all fairness B, you do keep coming back.

Thread went to shit, who cares about first chair, skiing is still fun without it. Sounds like the dude disappeared on purpose forever.

Shut your whore mouth. He's got Utah to make fun off and god help him he will stand up for his set till he dies. He's a muthafuckin thug yo.

I love how even skiing can be so clicky that living somewhere makes you a homer.

Maybe he moved to Russia where men show how hardcore they are by you know, being hardcore not fluffling around on pillow soft snow and making fun of others because their mountain get less fluffy snow or aren't as. Knuckle up bitches.

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

In all fairness B, you do keep coming back.

Thread went to shit, who cares about first chair, skiing is still fun without it. Sounds like the dude disappeared on purpose forever.

Meh, I have to drive through that backwater to see my family in Idaho.

Buzz is awesome, Utah is not.

Adverse has a crush. Next tattoo will be of me.

The Potato state?

I already got one for you sugartits.

Originally Posted by Blurred

Meh, I have to drive through that backwater to see my family in Idaho.

Buzz is awesome, Utah is not.

Only worth stopping for is the white fluffy deep......no secret I've had enough of (living)here. Hardcore may have too, just in a more serious way.

Originally Posted by Hohes

The Potato state?

Don't worry, Idaho is a close 2nd to shittiest state in the union.

Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd

I already got one for you sugartits.

Looks like you lost about 10 lbs since your last photo, keep up the good work!!

Originally Posted by Buzzworthy

Only worth stopping for is the white fluffy deep......no secret I've had enough of (living)here. Hardcore may have too, just in a more serious way.

Dude, come to Colorado. You'd LOVE living here.

Perhaps you're right about Hardcore. Can't say I blame him.

Originally Posted by Blurred

Dude, come to Colorado. You'd LOVE living here.

Pretty sure I would, we have a few places in mind once we can get out of the house, CO being one.

Originally Posted by Blurred

Perhaps you're right about Hardcore. Can't say I blame him.

Sucks if this is the case, demons are hard to fight......