Thread: Romney's fuck-ups, official thread, leading up to election.

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Can we get some captions?

"The trees in this country appear to be the correct height, but the incorrect humidity is having an adverse effect on the gelatinous substance I place on my hair."

Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush

Ha! Classic. You were shown to be wrong so many times in those threads that it really is pointless to keep relinking to them. If you want to clear things up go for it...I'm not going to waste my time with it. If anyone is truly curious check out the Zimmerman thread.

Man, you would think with such a multitude of mistakes it would be super easy to pick out just one. Its almost as if you are saying stuff you want to be true, with no factual basis. If i didnt know better....

Originally Posted by Harry

Cameron: Ruperts right, he really is a spineless moron.

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Can we get some captions?

"If the Andy Coulson, NOW, phone hacking trial goes really badly in regards your hiring him as press secretary consider retroactively retiring yourself"

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

You see there are these golden plates...

"You have had these chairs cleaned since the mooslim negro sat in them, correct? Wouldnt want any of his cooties getting past my magic long johns"

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Can we get some captions?

"Greetings Mr. Prime Minister, it is I, Mitt Romney, a unit of great weath. Are your corporations people too ?"

Originally Posted by ilikecandy

"You have had these chairs cleaned since the mooslim negro sat in them, correct? Wouldnt want any of his cooties getting past my magic long johns"

Strange thing is, this is the funniest caption thusfar.

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Now Dave, Errrr I understand I can call you Dave? I'm just here to help. Really, I just want to make our meeting make you look good..

Originally Posted by Harry

See Dave, we don't have to borrow horses. We deduct them!

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

Now this is how you run an Olympics...first out-source the ticket sales to Bangalore...


It's a good thing an American is here to save your butts once again.

Mitt Romney, the American Borat #americanborat

"Mitt the Twit," declared The Sun tabloid, condemning Romney as a "wannabe president."

At least the brits are going out of their way to prove him right.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oly...-Moynihan.html

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

At least the brits are going out of their way to prove him right.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oly...-Moynihan.html

That would be retroactively proving him right.

Originally Posted by JimmyCarter

At least the brits are going out of their way to prove him right.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/oly...-Moynihan.html

That's assuming it was a fuck-up and not just a really funny joke. Sometimes we just don't get British humor (or is it humour?).

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

That would be retroactively proving him right.

The Romney campaign (and Bobby Jindal) are saying this morning that Americans don't care about what happens in London or is written in the British press. Which is an odd thing to say if they actually believe it....

It's like they're retroactivizing his not fucking up the whole going to the Olympics thing.

He's now just got to schedule how not to go to Poland a few days after he actually did.

oh... and 10/10 for the Borat line.

Originally Posted by Hugh Conway

That would be retroactively proving him right.

Yeah, wasn't sure about that. In that case, it was nice of him to not specifically mention it in his comment.

Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins

That's assuming it was a fuck-up and not just a really funny joke. Sometimes we just don't get British humor (or is it humour?).

Need to see if the Bond character in the opening ceremonies will be shown assassinating some watermelon-headed asian dictator before I can judge.

"The Buckingham Palace is a nice house. But no car elevator."

Originally Posted by ilikecandy

Man, you would think with such a multitude of mistakes it would be super easy to pick out just one. Its almost as if you are saying stuff you want to be true, with no factual basis. If i didnt know better....

It certainly is very easy, I'm growing bored of doing it over and over again. Nevertheless here's a link to your profound thoughts on race/ethncity in the Zimmerman thread you started: http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...n-Martin-thing

The majority of your posts thoughout that thread are good examples of your lack of understanding between the concepts of race and ethnicity but a perfect example is the first post of your thread there where you insinuate that "Hispanic" is a race.

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

"Those fish and chps made me shit my pants"

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Now everybody sing along with me..."O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!
America! America!
Moroni shed his grace on thee "

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

"No, no, my friend. I can't have tea with you. But I would have a Mt. Dew."