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Thread: Lindsay Vonn
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03-22-2012, 11:37 AM #1
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Lindsay Vonn
Tim Tebow will soon be a Jet
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The Jets spend a few weeks hanging around my sorry ass small town in the summer
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I hear that Lindsay Vonn likes to hang around Tim Tebow
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Tim Tebow can't or rather won't "satisfy" her
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FKNA I'm going to "satisfy" Lindsay Vonn this summer
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03-22-2012, 12:03 PM #2
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Are you the guy who wrote those Direct TV comercials?
In with the 9.
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03-22-2012, 12:26 PM #3
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She would crush you to death with her thighs.
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03-22-2012, 12:29 PM #4
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I was really hoping for a NSFW to follow your title. Then only to find out Timmahh is the first word mentioned.
Jesus, I am glad hes outta here (pun intended)
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03-22-2012, 12:34 PM #5
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Yes, please
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03-22-2012, 12:51 PM #6
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WRONG FORUM JONG!
This belongs in the Threads for Delusional Psycho's Forum.
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03-22-2012, 01:07 PM #7
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WIN! Where is that forum? Need to direct a few posters there... Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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03-22-2012, 01:11 PM #8
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oh sweet sweet death... Originally Posted by Captain Anal
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03-22-2012, 01:32 PM #9
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That sounds like 90% of the Padded Room. Examples: Originally Posted by Downbound Train
Leroy's imaginary jailbait
A handful of Advres threads
Anytime you bring up politics (basically every thread except this one)
Crass off his meds
Jer Originally Posted by Tunco perfectly summarizing TGR
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03-22-2012, 01:44 PM #10
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I'm just gonna keep checking in until I see an "NSFW" tag appear in the thread title.
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03-22-2012, 02:16 PM #11
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Trust me, if my plan falls into place, a TR w/ dual GoPro footage is going to happen. Originally Posted by Pegleg
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03-22-2012, 03:07 PM #12
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I hope the GoPro salesman isn't counting on you to make his quota Originally Posted by dumpy
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03-22-2012, 06:34 PM #13
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You think she likes the GSA look? Good luck with that. Seriously. I got it bad for Vonn and I don't normally go for blondies. She could pop your head like a peanut though so do it right if you get that close. Originally Posted by dumpy
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I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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03-22-2012, 07:24 PM #14
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Vonn isn't blonde!
Calmer than you dude
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03-23-2012, 05:29 AM #15
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Nude pictures might help prove that unless she likes it Brazilian ! Originally Posted by freshie247
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03-23-2012, 07:25 AM #16
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If I do this, I'm doing it right. Dual Go Pros, harness, switch to the road, while indiscriminately firing my glock out the window. Originally Posted by carvedog
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03-23-2012, 10:48 AM #17
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Yes, definitely where a full face helmet, and for sure where a condom. Might want to wear two, just to be safe. Originally Posted by carvedog
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03-23-2012, 10:56 AM #18
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Really? Originally Posted by freshie247
A nice dirty blonde to be sure. Originally Posted by skuba
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I would like to see your point of view but I can't get my head that far up your ass.
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03-23-2012, 10:59 AM #19
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...made me think of this old Boeri ad... Originally Posted by Toadman
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03-23-2012, 11:47 AM #20
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Google images of Lindsey Kildow and you will see some shots of darker hair in her younger days: Originally Posted by carvedog
Really?
A nice dirty blonde to be sure.
http://www.google.com/search?q=linds...iw=988&bih=526
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03-24-2012, 06:50 AM #21
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all the kool kids are dying their hair now, wonder if katy pery is a smurf? well she's not. vonn a blond? when she wants.
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03-24-2012, 01:38 PM #22
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Who cares what color her hair is! No boobies though... now that's a problem!
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03-24-2012, 02:25 PM #23
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Funny but she doesn't look 165 lbs. At 5' 10" and being rock solid she wears it very well.
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03-24-2012, 02:50 PM #24
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^ for the love of god, you can't actually be silly enough to believe that is an actual, unretouched representation of what she really looks like?
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03-24-2012, 03:44 PM #25
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What would they have had to retouch? Skin tones? Who cares. They're certainly not airbrushing away any flab rolls.
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