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03-12-2012, 12:34 PM #26
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i love lynsey
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03-12-2012, 01:02 PM #27
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How's my hair?
I just got this jacket on sale.
That's really a cute..............
I'm moisturizing.
A few of my favorites.
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03-12-2012, 01:05 PM #28
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"beacon to the tit"...hehehe
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03-12-2012, 01:38 PM #29
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hahaha pretty good, just like the rest of them
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03-12-2012, 03:11 PM #30
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Originally Posted by AlpenChronicHabitual
It's pretty much the whole point of the genre...
If it's not working for you, don't click on anything with "shit ________'s say" in the title...
I got a chortle and a snort out of it, but I spend a lot of time skiing with a grl so maybe it's being able to relate...
Besides, it's Lynsey Dyer's edit, I think we can give her a pass...
I need to get my funnez bone checked out, 'cause, damn, I turned that shit off after 47 seconds. Or maybe I just need to ski with more girlz that ripz."We don't beat the reaper by living longer, we beat the reaper by living well and living fully." - Randy Pausch
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03-12-2012, 04:12 PM #31
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Yeah, I gotta say....you probably just need to ski with more girls who rip..... Originally Posted by Toadman
Shit skier girls do...
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03-12-2012, 04:43 PM #32
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Good stuff.
I'll add "Gotta be cute while you're shredding the gnar!" Ive def said that a fair amount.
Although, I've never "taken my beacon to my tit," I have taken a pole jab to the boobie. It hurt.
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03-12-2012, 05:05 PM #33
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shark = jumped Originally Posted by jahoney
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. -Helen Keller
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03-12-2012, 05:21 PM #34
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I laughed.
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03-12-2012, 05:36 PM #35
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i laughed. thanx for sharing
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03-12-2012, 05:54 PM #36
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How did I miss the shark?!? Originally Posted by powder11
I had my eyes fixed on the beacons.Move upside and let the man go through...
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03-12-2012, 06:05 PM #37
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"I don't feel so good."
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03-12-2012, 06:15 PM #38
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I liked, 'your mascara's running...... What?'. The look of disbelief and horror on her face was awesome.
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03-12-2012, 06:30 PM #39
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"Ahhh took the beacon right to my tit." made me giggle.
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03-12-2012, 06:46 PM #40Hugh Conway Guestlelandidiot likes the cock Originally Posted by TahoeJ
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03-12-2012, 07:54 PM #41
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I work with a lot of skier women and they don't exactly say those same things but I am sure that they have at times.
Funnez. thx.I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
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03-12-2012, 08:18 PM #42
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Should I semd it? X3 Funny!
Beacon to tit=Pure Gold
Loved it...Wife thought it was funny.Feeling anxious, a little paranoid.
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03-12-2012, 08:18 PM #43
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haha!
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03-12-2012, 08:27 PM #44
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Originally Posted by lpkdz
I think we watched a different video, and read a different post by a different skier chicka. Either that or youre gay, or youve possibly just watched way too much porn, never touched a real girl, and expect girls to wear so much makeup they look like a walking photoshop job. Originally Posted by Lelandjt
I would probably marry lindsey dyer. Hell, I'd probably try and kidnap her if I got the chance nad just hope to hell she got stockholm syndrome.
Never heard a skier girl say she wished there were more single guys though.__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
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03-12-2012, 09:02 PM #45
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Too funny. Originally Posted by Shorty_J
Originally Posted by TomCrac
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03-12-2012, 09:15 PM #46
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So wait... how was this supposed to be funny?
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03-12-2012, 10:43 PM #47
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1:10 to 1:13 was fucking hilarious.
The rest was pretty annoying.
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03-12-2012, 11:22 PM #48
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Like the rest of'em .... stuff we've all heard.
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03-13-2012, 05:14 AM #49
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Those girls all looked pretty cute and trendy. As a short balding late 30's guy, I felt an inadequacy within and refused to laugh.
Where are all the not-so-cute-looking skier girls on film these days?Last edited by neck beard; 03-13-2012 at 05:57 AM.
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03-13-2012, 05:44 AM #50
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Those girls are like, young. Very funny though, "why is no one going over here" ha ha. "These guys are so hot".
That kind of reminds me of how I felt during my post surgical haze, careful with them meds, homey.I would probably marry lindsey dyer. Hell, I'd probably try and kidnap her if I got the chance nad just hope to hell she got stockholm syndrome.
Never heard a skier girl say she wished there were more single guys though.
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