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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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08-17-2012, 02:13 PM #2051
^^ Yes. Just read the last few pages.
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08-17-2012, 05:07 PM #2052"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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08-17-2012, 05:09 PM #2053
Minion
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08-18-2012, 09:56 AM #2054
The GSA became self aware after his trip to AK as was foretold in the prophecy. Or at least by my prediction, lol.
Just as Jesus road into Jerusalem on a donkey and proclaimed himself King of the Jews. Just as Mohamed ascended to Heaven from the rock on a white horse to hear the word of God himself. The GSA did travel to Alaska in proper physical form, and ascend to the tops of the mighty Chugache on a chariot of spinning rotor blades, and in the nirvana of untouched powder did he attain true self awareness. We should be so lucky. Amen.
Sent from my cell phone. no, a cell phone.No longer stuck.
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09-07-2012, 10:05 PM #2055
Powderhound
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09-07-2012, 10:17 PM #2056
Can't stop whistling 'Wheel In The Sky' now....
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09-07-2012, 11:02 PM #2057
Any new sticker ideas for the new season? Anyone?
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09-08-2012, 05:10 AM #2058
You guys are pathetic. 83 pages?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?
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09-08-2012, 07:31 AM #2059"Those 1%ers are not an avaricious "them" but in reality the most entrepreneurial of "us". If we had more of them and fewer grandstanding politicians, we would all be better off."
- Bradley Schiller, Prof. of Economics, Univ. Nevada - Reno.
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09-12-2012, 11:13 PM #2060
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09-13-2012, 08:19 AM #2061
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09-13-2012, 08:58 AM #2062
3 bean salad
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oh this turd gonna roll all the way to mexico!!!!!!!! gsa now storming fb!!!!!
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09-13-2012, 04:32 PM #2063
His exalted presence shall rise from the ashes of summer.
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09-13-2012, 05:25 PM #2064
hahahahaha
first post here btw. but that made me laugh fo sure.The Passion is in the Risk
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09-13-2012, 06:52 PM #2065
3 bean salad
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splat - ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10-17-2012, 12:25 PM #2066
My deployments on the ground in PDX have brought me this intel. I am not sure what to make of his slouch and attire. Not ready for alaska yet, but it is early in the season.
Attachment 123057Last edited by klauss; 10-17-2012 at 12:38 PM.
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10-17-2012, 02:35 PM #2067
damn, the way that disciple of the GSA is holding those bars just proves how is rubber arms are holy
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10-17-2012, 03:06 PM #2068
engaging battle mode.
In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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10-17-2012, 09:41 PM #2069
The GSA is trying to pull together a wounded warrior charity website selling shirts and sending the profits to vets in need these days.
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10-17-2012, 10:21 PM #2070
Sweet . Get the link to us
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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10-17-2012, 10:23 PM #2071
If the GSA would let us use his likeness I would be in for hats or a stickers if the $$$ went to the wounded warrior project.
I will also give a % of all bacon sales ( sorry i gots no Booz license) in the abay parking lot to his holiness
Pay the man that pays me
http://www.ever-ware.com/
http://pmgear.com/
http://freeridesystems.bigcartel.com/
lurking with a bag o dicks for you
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10-17-2012, 10:26 PM #2072
Classic prose from DeathVan to restore the faith
Powdertracks in the Snow
One night I had a dream--
I dreamed I was skiing AK Spines with the GSA
and across the sky flashed scenes from my GoPro.
For each scene I noticed two sets of ski tracks,
one belonged to me and the other to the GSA.
When the dual GoPro final edit of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the ski tracks in the pow.
I noticed that many times down the spines of my heli trip,
there was only one set of ski tracks.
I also noticed that it happened at the very gnarliest
and most puckered times in my run.
This really bothered me and I questioned the GSA about it.
"GSA, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would ski with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome runs in my heli trip
there is only one set of ski tracks.
"I don't understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me."
The GSA replied, "My precious, precious maggot,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of death cookies and sastrugi.
When you saw only one set of ski tracks,
it was then that I carried you, cradled in my harness."License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
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10-17-2012, 10:34 PM #2073"You'll never regret listening to and trusting yourself. But, you'll never have enough money if that's what you pursue as your means to get what you want out of life." -Gaijin
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10-17-2012, 10:41 PM #2074
wow it sucks just as bad months later. whowouldathunkit.
"We sit together, the mountain and I, until only the mountain remains." -Li Po
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10-17-2012, 11:04 PM #2075
A guy lays it out there; packs his bag and ankle weights to pull off the whole Uggs look, gets his gear to the gym in the shitty PDX weather, probably raining outside and all, and then claims it while kickstanding it on the stair climber and you don't give him respect?
Your denial is strong, your assumptions are wrong. This is not all inside baseball shit, laugh at someone behind their back. This is fucking real.












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