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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
03-23-2012, 08:15 PM #1301
^^^^I hope bassbone can provide additional information!
03-24-2012, 12:21 AM #1302
WOW!!!! This thread has gotten well over 100,000 views and over 1300 posts in exactly 30 days!!!
That's got to be some sort of TGR record!!
The GSA must be berry berry proud of himself.
--"The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi
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"Squirrels are rats with good PR."
03-24-2012, 12:27 AM #1303
I got my stickers in the mail... gotta figure out where to put them...Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
Days on snow 12/13 season: 68
03-24-2012, 12:45 AM #1304
03-24-2012, 12:59 PM #1305
We have all seen signs like this at sporting events:
Soon we will see signs like this and know the gospel is spreading:
03-25-2012, 11:22 PM #1306
We are now in prime AK season. Surely the training is being put to use if not now, then soon. If you have non-mag buddies heading up to Alaska, enlighten them and make sure they have their cameras ready because to capture the GSA in his spiritual home would be a truly divine experience!Days on snow this season: 54 Last Season: 83
03-26-2012, 12:57 AM #1307
Alpental Chair 2 towers will be blessed by the end of this season. Maybe on Cinco de Mayo er Gaper de MayoLicense to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-26-2012, 09:48 AM #1308
03-26-2012, 11:02 AM #1309
"...maybe we can track this guy down, capture him, and put him in a zoo so scientists can study him...."
"...Word is he’s a MASSIVE roided out dude who everyone describes as “Lattimer from the movie The Program...”
These comments will not go unpunished. May the GSA have mercy on your soul. Hope you've got some rock skis to use, FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!
Heresy I say! Burn the non-believing heathen!
Oh holy, powerful, munificent, omnipotent and multi-gopro enabled heavenly father-like figure - have mercy on the small minded gerbil fart that has written such drivel.
There is only one all-mighty (well there's Ullr too, but I'm sure you guys talk things out and like, come to agreements on things and such... but I digress), and that is your power and glory. Amen.
Last edited by garyfromterrace; 03-26-2012 at 11:05 AM. Reason: it would have displeased the GSA to have typosWe own it!
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03-26-2012, 11:28 AM #1310
Said article needs immediate removal. Not CoolLicense to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-26-2012, 12:13 PM #1311
^^^ +1..... blasphemous.
no response yet from the potential ex-roomie, if anyone's holding their breath on that.
03-26-2012, 12:20 PM #1312Soul Turns Heal All
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"Daryn Edmunds grew up shredding the bad ass hills of lower NY. After college he moved out to SLC to ski in Little Cottonwood Canyon. He now sells Real Estate and runs Unofficial Snowbird. Contact: Daryn@unofficialnetworks.com"
Contact this sinner to stop this before it's too late!
'Brian' apparently submitted this there too, he must be found and his ski's stoned to death.
03-26-2012, 01:54 PM #1313Registered User
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- really? You can't guess it?
03-26-2012, 01:59 PM #1314frothing and fishy
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The GSA came forth from the darkness in order to spread the word and show all the light. Sad turn that he's now likely to be driven back into the darkness. Sad sad sad.
May the GSA embrace the world and carry his mandate forward, may he walk the hill and carry his burden for our souls to be saved.
In the name of the GSA, the dos gopros, and the climbing harness... amen. Believe. I Believe.
03-26-2012, 02:14 PM #1315
From the Unofficial comments. If true, kind of surprised no one here noticed since we have plenty of Squaw representation...
March 26, 2012 at 11:36 am
This guy was at Squaw! Spotted both in the rental shop and at Mamasake – we’ll have to track down the photos. This is awesome.
03-26-2012, 02:16 PM #1316
in the same gear?! there is hope...
03-26-2012, 02:38 PM #1317
With about 2 weeks gone by and no sighting of my beloved GSA, I was back in the city away from the snow with no proper way to praise GSA. I found myself pondering how best to honor GSA. Muslims pray 5 times a day facing Mecca, Catholics take communion, Jews bob incessantly at the wailing wall reciting from the Torah, born again christians speak in tounges, I was on a quest give this new found diety of snow sliding his due.
After hours of imbibing copius amounts of Bourbon and IPA's I found myself flailing around and found myself in a pose that immediately made me feel at one with the GSA.
I took note and found that I was standing pigeontoed and knock-kneed, my upper body completely stiff with arms up, out, and bent as if trying to steer my whole body...it was an epiphany as I let out a cry of "hail GSA, I believe.surviving in the city, powered by wellbutrin
03-26-2012, 02:50 PM #1318
03-26-2012, 03:04 PM #1319
03-26-2012, 04:19 PM #1320Registered User
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03-26-2012, 04:21 PM #1321Registered User
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03-26-2012, 04:26 PM #1322
03-26-2012, 05:27 PM #1323Days on snow this season: 54 Last Season: 83
03-26-2012, 05:28 PM #1324Registered User
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03-26-2012, 06:28 PM #1325
That ^^^ up there, ^^^ is all fucking time.
SOMEBODY has to do something about this unofficial Squaw heresy!
Can JONG SLAUGHTER call up the troops of dark overlords to do his bidding and hack that website and remove that article ASAP before something awful happens?
• Global warming
• 30 years of darkness
• cats and dogs living together
• pow being groomed off before the ropes drop
We must trample the bodies of the non-believers, stomp their top sheets herd their their woman into small, manageable groups, then pillage their ski passes with resort charge!
You get the idea, take action!
PS- BELIVE sticker made it to Maui, check the Ho'okipa sign
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
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