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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
02-24-2012, 04:27 PM #126
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02-24-2012, 04:33 PM #127
Muthafuckin' Unicorn POV!!! Do want.
02-24-2012, 05:04 PM #128
Great job on the bear. He looks sad as if Al Gore and Greg from Alpine Zone just convinced him all his ice is melting.
02-24-2012, 05:06 PM #129... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...
02-24-2012, 05:11 PM #130
02-24-2012, 05:15 PM #131
IT'S ALL FAKE.
not to ruin the fun, but you guys are getting played.Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
02-24-2012, 05:27 PM #132
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02-24-2012, 06:10 PM #136Registered User
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I too began to think that the sudden rise in sightings must be thanks to someone dressing themselves up in a GSA rig. However, I started to think about the cash outlay required to duplicate the GSA down to every detail, and it's far, far too much money for any real Maggot to lay out.
However, we do seem to be faced with two alternatives:
1. This is the real GSA.
2. It's an elaborate hoax with a significant investment.
Both of which are TOTALLY FUCKIN' AWESOME!
Oh, and AlpinZone Douche, no more posting until you can stretch your cock around to your asshole. When you can do that, let us know, and we'll give further instructions...
02-24-2012, 06:23 PM #137
02-24-2012, 07:03 PM #138
If its a hoax well then thread of the year is in order. My source says no. In fact this is normal for all of his outdoor pursuits. Imagine what his roadbike and riding outfit looks like.
02-24-2012, 07:11 PM #139
02-24-2012, 07:28 PM #140
Starting with a shared strange experience and a few pictures to raise awareness of the rarity and majesty of the beloved Gaper Spirit Animal, followed by more sightings as GSA fever caught on, to truly dazzling commemorative art (which will go right next to my obama plate btw) and a theme song.
The odds for all of these events to occur are low.
It all points to one thing - GSA is real and loves us.
Why else would he "crucify" himself to make us laugh so hard?
Why would he show himself so readily?
How did he know that this was the right moment to reveal his glory?
WE MAY NEVER KNOW, but recent sightings only hearten the faithful that GSA will lead us to the promise land.
Go FORTH and spread the good word that the GSA embodies hope, for so many. Gapers, trolls, maggots, "nice" bloggers, gays, straights, nonbelievers, and even a few douches all unite in praise. Only a truly powerfully powerful power could achieve all that with possibly 3 gopros and a contour.
GSA is GREAT.
And So IT IS.
P>S I love you guys, this is so much better than anyone could have imagined. I laughed for three pages straight. Even you DasBlunt, your still a fucktard, but thanks.
02-24-2012, 07:34 PM #141Registered User
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Brilliant thread. Only a true douche would not be able to laugh at this thread.
02-24-2012, 08:08 PM #142
02-24-2012, 08:11 PM #143frothing and fishy
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Yes I am a Jong. Yes I lurk too much. Yes this is the funniest fuckin thing I may have ever seen this year.
If for some ungodly reason I run into the gsa, I will first question how long I have to live and then second bow and chant before him as if I have consumed a half of shrooms.
02-24-2012, 08:12 PM #144
If it's fake, it's some amazing meta-trolling. Kinda like this:
whether or not it's real, it's almost equally amazing.
02-24-2012, 08:29 PM #145
Whether this is real or not is irrelevant. It is equally beautiful either way. My favorite thread of the year probably.
DasCunt, you are a douche for trying to ruin it. Fuck off.
If I see the GSA at the bird, I will photograph from a distance so as not to disturb him in his natural habitat.
02-24-2012, 08:31 PM #146"Listen boy,
We all take turns being assholes in this life and it was your turn today, so smarten the fuck up dildo."
02-24-2012, 08:54 PM #147
Yet again, I guarantee this is not fake. Keep up the good work everyone.
02-24-2012, 09:04 PM #148Registered User
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Here's to you Gaper Spirit Animal. Ready for anything the mountains can deliver, catching stoke from every angle, impressing all who gaze upon you. Too much gear not nearly enough for the peaks you climb. Take a bow man of mystery the legend has been born, ride your trusty steed to the top of the mount for you have arrived. Shine on you crazy diamond.
02-24-2012, 09:48 PM #149
02-24-2012, 10:34 PM #150
Wherever there's a bro filmin a guy,
Wherever a freshly yardsaled beater cries
Where there's gnar to be shralped, and snow in the air
Look for me Brah, I'll be there.
Wherever there's someone with some herb to burn
Or a decent cliff drop or a backseat turn
Wherever somebody's flailing on their skis
Look in their eyes Bro. You'll see me.
YOU"LL SEE ME