Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal

Originally Posted by jgb@etree

Oh my god. Dude, I love you. You actually reached out to the GSA and invited him to the mammoth mini? Why am I just hearing about this now? I literally spewed coffee onto my keyboard & monitor as I put 2+2 together while reading the last 8hrs worth of posts backwards in a wake & bake haze.

I nominate splat for maggot of the decade!

Edit:
I guess TGR420 should also be nominated for giving us a great home and being willing to stick up for us when shit hits the fan

this ^ ^ ^

walking the path

Kudos & props...

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

follow better and know your rights
it is the first 1st amendment you scored on

LOLZ. That's what I get for thinking of two things at once and typing at the same time. Was thinking some should take the fifth. Oh well. You knew what I meant.

Blessed are tgr 420 and all his followers.

Believe, ye unholy sinners, or forever have dull edges!

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totally know what you meant just trying to keep our rights clear

great ad in the gsa thread on sidebottom ad space for asian hookers.

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

great ad in the gsa thread on sidebottom ad space for asian hookers.

D00d, I think google places those ads on the basis of your search history.

they pretty much got it right except for the tall swedish chicks that i google at too!

Glad to see this little corner of sarcastic projection is back in the open.

FEAR!! Be afraid because the outcome we cannot know. One day in the quotidian, the next he knows his greatness and our benedictions may seem "slings and arrows of outrageous fortune."

Innocence is dead, and in the aftermath can anyone know what lies beyond? Malevolence I fear. A dark mantra repeated on the stair-stepper: "Bastards....Bastards....Bastards....."

Imagine for a moment that moment when someone said, "um, you know, you are kind of a big deal on the internet" Then the google search, and then ----JJESUSFUCKINGCHRIST!!!--- and then, what? A moment few of us will face, that is the crux where character can show, where modern deities emerge.

Originally Posted by jaja111

To the GSA, on my knees with head down in reverence, come speak to us!.......(in other words, read the whole thread light heartedly with a thick skin, realize your ever elevating status and the fantastic humor in all of it, and now join to make it better. Sometimes fame finds you and not the other way around.)

Well said. And GSA you're undoubtedly a very good skier and you have skied great lines in Alaska, and you have recieved personal invitations from really cool and connected people, do you get it? Own this thing or forever be a fool

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Meantime I believe



and I train



for Noeux les Mines

I am the best fucking gaper on this forum!

Updated and improved from the other thread. Thought I would add this important GSA iconography.



And thus, the prophesy is fulfilled. The GSA, after jumping over the shark devil SPOOK(the prince of lameness), the thread was erased, and on the third day, was resurrected and ascended into Alaska thereafter... as it was foretold.

It just keeps getting better


praise the GSA and his devoted maggot believers.

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

Updated and improved from the other thread. Thought I would add this important GSA iconography.



And thus, the prophesy is fulfilled. The GSA, after jumping over the shark devil SPOOK(the prince of lameness), the thread was erased, and on the third day, was resurrected and ascended into Alaska thereafter... as it was foretold.

me likey.

Originally Posted by Crampedon

I am the best fucking gaper on this forum!

I am the best fucking skier...never mind.

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I was definitely being guided by the GSA earlier this week. The ~3 mile, 2000 ft ski out to the road on my splitboard with 60 lbs. of gear was one of the more terrifying things I have done in my life. The fact I came out unscathed is nothing short of a miracle.

I call this look the doublewide.


(Half-assed TR to come sometime in the next few days)

^^ You need at least 1 caribeener (not sure how the fuck you spell that, but that aint it) per foot of rope. Your gaper steeze <<<<< GSA

Originally Posted by spook

i am the duke of gape.

I am the Earl of Sammich, and gape; gape sammich.

Glad this thread is back.

Ye! We are all born with the Spirit of the GSA as the true essence of our whole. The world sees duty bound to suppress our natural spirit so as to be better cogs. It is up to each to not be bowed by the weight of non believers. Follow the path of the most knowing GSA.

My personal reawakening began while Training for Mt Olympus

WINNING
The coleman lantern and frypan hanging off the pack are truly gaperrific

http://vimeo.com/38003952
Fuck a duck, "random believer" you deserve a medal for this,
I'll be the 1st to admit I was sceptical regarding the GSA, however seeing is believing and what can't speak cannot lie the true greatness shone through in unmeasurable quantities,
I'm now a BELIEVER,
i NEED some GSA merchandise,

To the GSA:

I hope you can see the humour in all of this. If I was you, I would probably be super choked at first. With a bit of time, I hope you'll realize that it was all just in good fun. This place is full of the most fun people you could ever want to ski or drink with. Plus we hang out at all the places you ski. Shoot me a PM next time you're in Whistler

Join us (Darth Vader voice)

Long live the GSA....

I just want to applaud TGR for getting this back up quickly, and to reach out to the physical persona of the GSA. We are many, we are global, we can't be avoided. Join the dark side, and have fun when you bump into us on the hill or at the bar. Ease up, have fun, keep skiing.

If the GSA were smart, he'd out himself and claim his title (and Alias?). He'd probably not have to buy beers for a long time in any ski town.

Originally Posted by Clownshoe

To the GSA:

I hope you can see the humour in all of this. If I was you, I would probably be super choked at first. With a bit of time, I hope you'll realize that it was all just in good fun. This place is full of the most fun people you could ever want to ski or drink with. Plus we hang out at all the places you ski. Shoot me a PM next time you're in Whistler

Join us (Darth Vader voice)

I want to see the GSA walk in to the bump room and beckon to any nonbelievers to bow down in his greatness.
If he comes back to Whistler claiming it he will be a fuckin' rock star.
I bet between those of us on here we could hook him up with everything he needs for a couple weeks.

Claim it GSA, come ski, we are still open for 3 weeks, or show up for Gaper day and see those that worship your true greatness.