The Gaper Spirit Animal

[stevesliva]

I wasn't going to post in this thread, but now that spook's making it sound like telemarktips, I feel that I belong.

The GSA is dead. Long live the GSA.

[MustangSVT]

I spread the gospel of the almighty GSA last weekend at the local hill. Hopefully the GSA rewards me with some snow the coming weekend.

[CaptainDouche]

I wasn't going to post in this thread, but now that spook's making it sound like telemarktips, I feel that I belong.

The GSA is dead. Long live the GSA.

Someone for spook to play with?

[Ski to Be]

The GSA is dead.[/QUOTE]


What?

[Sessiøn]

Clearly a higher power was at work when all these items came in to my possession at the same time.

[Ski to Be]

That is perfect

[BigDaddy]

Tim Thomas Believes...




And a special hoodie for Spook:



I will buy this for Spook if the Bruins win again.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Clearly a higher power was at work when all these items came in to my possession at the same time.

that is fucking sick.

[vdRONdripper]

The GSA is not on telemark skis he cannot be that good. What is the big deal?

[wickstad]

Oh no. Did I get trolled by already goNORrhea?

[wickstad]

i consider myself an agnostic but i came across this photo from 2007.

[Ski to Be]

i consider myself an agnostic but i came across this photo from 2007.

2007 = 5BGSA

[PowerWhore7]

The prophecy shall be fulfilled...


Thank you brother superstator and let Spook know I have a couple extra if she wants some. HA-ha

[vdRONdripper]

Someone for spook to play with?

Stop posting pictures of me!
I am the best skier here and
that is why telemarktips keeps
banding me from that forum.
I'm that good.

[Ski to Be]

An excerpt from the book of Clownshoe.




He was very competent on the cat track. He was able to pass several other skiers as if they were standing still.

Oh wait, they were standing still.

I'm not a qualified ski instructor, but I believe I did detect a slight bit of counter rotation. I believe this is His way of showing He understands the frailties of our mortal coil.

These are words from the book of Clownshoe.

Praise be to the GSA.

Had to repost my favorite verse of the book of Clownshoe. On a side not I fought like hell to put believe stickers on chair 2 at Alpental this weekend. I am a jong when it comes to stickering lift towers. I could not reach. Any tips

[Ski to Be]

Tried that but it didn't seem to stick. Next time I thought of scotch tape lightly taped to the pole handle.

[spook]

Tried that but it didn't seem to stick. Next time I thought of scotch tape lightly taped to the pole handle.

you are a proper gaper. the next sticker will be you falling from the lift trying to apply a sticker. sold to other idolaters to contribute to your medical expenses and a first class round trip ticket so your idol can come visit you and share his hope that you walk again.

by the way, is there something comparable to the darwin awards but ski/snowboard specific?

[SterlingSpikeDancer]

by the way, is there something comparable to the darwin awards but ski/snowboard specific?

Yup. We call it "Spooking" yourself.

In the name of the Harness, the Dos GoPros, and the uppointed toe, GSAmen.

[spook]

Yup. We call it "Spooking" yourself.

In the name of the Harness, the Dos GoPros, and the uppointed toe, GSAmen.

excellent! the very idea of naming an award to commemorate idiots who die being idiots after someone still alive is such profound gsa reasoning that you surely must be a member of the intelligentsia. therefore, i think the duty falls upon you to not only name the award but design it. i was thinking, why reinvent the wheel, since there is at least one blueprint that is quite close to gsa imagery, tweaking the color scheme a bit of course:



oops!

i meant this one:

[Chip Board]

excellent! the very idea of naming an award to commemorate idiots who die being idiots after someone still alive is such profound gsa reasoning that you surely must be a member of the intelligentsia.

As sparkling as someone alive naming themself after something dead perhaps?..

[spook]

As sparkling as someone alive naming themself after something dead perhaps?..

i can see i started too low on the totem pole of gsa intelligentsia. you are clearly more worthy.

[creaky fossil]

Aside from the original sighting of the GSA at the tram and on the stair-stepper, the best thing in this thread is spook making lots of poseurs uncomfortable.

Remember, neo-Maggots: the InterToobz is reality and meatspace is artificial.

[vdRONdripper]

I'm not afraid of no ghost. I bet half of the Frenchy poseurs posting in this forum could out ski the GSA. That guy is a tool.

[AlpineZone]

Hi, vdRONdripper! Calling someone you never even met a "TOOL" is truly juvenile, clearly crossing the line of decency, and I am asking you to stop and think about how adolescent and insipid that statement was. Until you are ready to post photos and videos of YOURSELF snowriding, you should keep such comments to yourself. You have no idea who can ski better than who here, we are ALL united by the love of the sport. This thread shows an incredible lack of maturity, making so much fun of someone who clearly is infatuated with the pastime we all love and cherish is really an embarrassment to TGR. The stalking, ridicule, and juvenile seventh-grader sniping has clearly crossed the line and I am asking you all to stand back and take a look at how childish this all is. SPOOK is the only one who dares speak the truth, and should receive a commendation for that.
I also would like to take this opportunity to formally invite all reading this to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados at http://forums.alpinezone.com/. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

[Chip Board]

the best thing in this thread is spook making lots of poseurs uncomfortable

I think you'll find that that's spelled 'praisers contemptful'..