Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal

^^^ I never thought possible, but my mind is further blown.

One month, fifty-eight pages, over 1400 posts, and almost 150,000 views and we didn't catch it until now?

The GSA keeps on giving. He is a true holy figure. Tis better to give than receive.

Originally Posted by DaveTV

It's hard to laugh when I sit in a cubicle and this guy is heli-skiing the Chugach - I am more a gaper than he..

Get a job with a TBTF Wall St bank and you too can enjoy the GSA lifestyle.

Originally Posted by acinpdx

sidebar:
is a beacon outside the jacket de rigueur in AK heli operations?

thx

You should see the lodge at baker.

Do we know the logo on the holy headband? Only the gsa can bring us the knowledge that you can still sport divine fo-hawk and keep thine ears warm.

Bow down to the holy headband!

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Originally Posted by luffski

Rejoice believers! We are google trending!

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Hate to break it to ya, but Google search is crazy adaptive to what you've been looking at already.

Who shall be the chosen scribe who will create a Wikipedia entry detailing the GSA and all his glory? Alas, while a believer, I am not worthy of such a noble endeavor.

I believe the GSA is stronger then a double rainbow.
Brother Freeheel, you must tread lightly.
We do not want self-awareness to occur.
Repeat
DO NOT GET CAUGHT!

Originally Posted by soups818

Wait a tick!!!......

Is he wearing his harness on the treadmill? I don't think that has been mentioned yet.

WOW! We have been reading the Sacred Texts of the GSA for over 58 divine pages, and Brother Soups haveith uncovered the Greatest Mystery of All. And There It Be Written, a New Book is Born!!!!!!!!

He is also wearing his Holy Halo Headband that was a "new" piece of gear found during the Alaskan rapture.

Originally Posted by freeheel80731

it is He
never without his Hestra gloves or harness, He however graces us without his helmet or performance shell, revealing His skin tight shirt proclaiming His mantra 'Fight Like Hell'

While impressive in appearance.. the GSA does not need the guns he sports or a badass disposition to destroy nay-sayers or non-believers... He can smite thee with a thought... In the glorious photo evidence supplied by the Chosen One Freeheel, the GSA looks as if contemplating the punishment of a non-believer.. be it dropping the n-b into a hidden bottomless shrund or just a nasty core shot....

Oh Great GSA.. I believe.. Up and out.. I believe

Soups (and not Biff) = GSA. You read it here first, second or third (with no evidence other than a strong hunch). That is not a knock but rather an affirmation of absolute greatness.

Oh, and I'd rather be wrong than right but either way I remain captivated.

Originally Posted by Bottleman

Oh, and I'd rather be wrong than right but either way I remain captivated.

I think you are wrong... I had to investigate and this post leads me to believe you are wrong:

Originally Posted by soups818

His massive ego (he's got to have one) would probably step up, not get the joke, and claim the shit out of it.

The GSA, though likely mortal, is more than a single being at this point. He has become each and every one of us, and even though a day may come, when he is "identified", he will live on forever in this collective body. As the son Ullr, he will ski for our sins.

I am sitting here like a kid on Christmas Eve waiting for a post from Brother freeheel.

I am also a little concerned for him. If the GSA is self-aware and is viewing this thread, surely he can figure out who snapped the latest photo. Didn't someone say that photo looked staged? So many questions I have. And really, he MUST be self-aware. Surely a friend or a friend of a friend on Wall Street, or perhaps just a chance acquaintance, has told him of his notoriety.

I, and a few others, think it's a bit incredible he happens to be photographed standing in that pose in the middle of a parking lot. If he is self-aware, it means he has a great sense of humor.

if not; it's incredible.

either way it's incredible; he has made it to AK. I face NW and strike the pose.

Believe...

The first true commandment spoken to us through the chiseled stone tablet, that is the GSA's shirt (which he wore to the mountain top),
have been heard, and its meaning cannot be more clear.

"Fight Like Hell"

-Yes, GSA. I believe and I will

GSA: "Could I be known as Gape Muad'Dib?"
Ullr: "You are now Gape Muad'Dib!"

Ullr: "Muad'Dib is wise in the ways of the mountains. Muad'Dib creates his own snow. Muad'Dib we call 'instructor of maggots.' ... That is a powerful base on which to build your life, Gape Muad'Dib, you who is the Gaper Spirit Animal among us."

Originally Posted by freeheel80731

it is He
never without his Hestra gloves or harness, He however graces us without his helmet or performance shell, revealing His skin tight shirt proclaiming His mantra 'Fight Like Hell'



and somebody dropped their camera onto the collective in the heli a few years back, so by pilot's orders all cameras including GoPros stay in pockets around the bird.

The harness makes him quite a strapping fellow, and mark him (along with his distinctive headdress and aggressive plumage) to his Adoring Public when he is away from his slopeside temples.

This theological puzzle is starting to reveal itself
God /Muad Dib = GSA
Fremen =Maggots
Arakis = Alaska
Spice= Snow "snow is life"
Worms = Helicopters

Quote
"GSA created Alaska to train the faithful"
"One cannot go against the word of GSA"

SHI ALLUDE

Originally Posted by drdevon

The harness makes him quite a strapping fellow, and mark him (along with his distinctive headdress and aggressive plumage) to his Adoring Public when he is away from his slopeside temples.

Not only is it component of the divine trinity that is the GSA, but as He teaches, one must always be ready for a Holy Rappel from the Heavens...

I think the GSA is a test from Ullr to find who is truly faithful. California has failed Ullr's test and have been thusly cursed with warmth and sunshine.

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

He has become each and every one of us, and even though a day may come, when he is "identified", he will live on forever in this collective body. As the son Ullr, he will ski for our sins.

And he will FIGHT LIKE HELL for our powder salvation.

So it is and will be.

I sincerely hope when GSA does become self aware (only a matter of time at this point) that he embraces it with thick skin, takes it in stride and participates on TGR. At the end of the day the guy hit Utah, Whistler and Alaska (and allegedly Tahoe) all in one season so I am definitely jealous. Trending on Google just takes this whole thing to another level. Hilarious.

Originally Posted by Chugachjed

I think the GSA is a test from Ullr to find who is truly faithful. California has failed Ullr's test and have been thusly cursed with warmth and sunshine.

You're quite possibly correct. However, I have been a staunch and firm believer from the beginning and I am in Denver. The Northern CO mountains have had one of the shittiest winter ever. The GSA church of Loveland is only sitting at 221" for the year and the past month only trace snow has fallen. They have almost no snow left and it's not even April yet.

As a steadfast follower why has GSA foresaken me? The mystery of faith is sometimes hard to fathom but it shall not shake me from my beliefs.

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most californians are there FOR the warmth and sunshine. the GSA REPRESENTS REAL WINTER, not the hollywood brand cali. produces.
i have a feeling about this shit
bobby

When are "Fight Like Hell" stickers coming out?

With each new siting my life changes paths

I fear the many GSA wraths

Always now towards AK I am glancing

One toe up & I am now stancing

I hope that Freeheel will have a story to tell

Until then I am going to Fight Like Hell