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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
03-28-2012, 02:46 PM #1426
^^^ I never thought possible, but my mind is further blown.
03-28-2012, 02:49 PM #1427
One month, fifty-eight pages, over 1400 posts, and almost 150,000 views and we didn't catch it until now?
The GSA keeps on giving. He is a true holy figure. Tis better to give than receive.
03-28-2012, 02:53 PM #1428Banned
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03-28-2012, 03:03 PM #1429god created man. winchester and baseball bats made them equal - evel kenievel
03-28-2012, 03:06 PM #1430
03-28-2012, 03:11 PM #1431
Who shall be the chosen scribe who will create a Wikipedia entry detailing the GSA and all his glory? Alas, while a believer, I am not worthy of such a noble endeavor.
03-28-2012, 03:21 PM #1432
I believe the GSA is stronger then a double rainbow.
Brother Freeheel, you must tread lightly.
We do not want self-awareness to occur.
DO NOT GET CAUGHT!
03-28-2012, 03:41 PM #1433
03-28-2012, 03:45 PM #1434
He is also wearing his Holy Halo Headband that was a "new" piece of gear found during the Alaskan rapture.
03-28-2012, 03:45 PM #1435
Oh Great GSA.. I believe.. Up and out.. I believe'To quote my bro
"We're not K2. We're a bunch of maggots running one press at full steam building killer fukkin skis and putting smiles on our friends' faces." ' - skifishbum '08
03-28-2012, 04:08 PM #1436
Soups (and not Biff) = GSA. You read it here first, second or third (with no evidence other than a strong hunch). That is not a knock but rather an affirmation of absolute greatness.
Oh, and I'd rather be wrong than right but either way I remain captivated.
03-28-2012, 04:22 PM #1437
The GSA, though likely mortal, is more than a single being at this point. He has become each and every one of us, and even though a day may come, when he is "identified", he will live on forever in this collective body. As the son Ullr, he will ski for our sins.
Last edited by BigDaddy; 03-28-2012 at 06:36 PM.Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
03-28-2012, 04:30 PM #1438
I am sitting here like a kid on Christmas Eve waiting for a post from Brother freeheel.
I am also a little concerned for him. If the GSA is self-aware and is viewing this thread, surely he can figure out who snapped the latest photo. Didn't someone say that photo looked staged? So many questions I have. And really, he MUST be self-aware. Surely a friend or a friend of a friend on Wall Street, or perhaps just a chance acquaintance, has told him of his notoriety.
03-28-2012, 04:42 PM #1439
I, and a few others, think it's a bit incredible he happens to be photographed standing in that pose in the middle of a parking lot. If he is self-aware, it means he has a great sense of humor.
if not; it's incredible.
either way it's incredible; he has made it to AK. I face NW and strike the pose.
03-28-2012, 04:42 PM #1440
The first true commandment spoken to us through the chiseled stone tablet, that is the GSA's shirt (which he wore to the mountain top),
have been heard, and its meaning cannot be more clear.
"Fight Like Hell"
-Yes, GSA. I believe and I will
03-28-2012, 05:45 PM #1441
GSA: "Could I be known as Gape Muad'Dib?"
Ullr: "You are now Gape Muad'Dib!"
Ullr: "Muad'Dib is wise in the ways of the mountains. Muad'Dib creates his own snow. Muad'Dib we call 'instructor of maggots.' ... That is a powerful base on which to build your life, Gape Muad'Dib, you who is the Gaper Spirit Animal among us."
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03-28-2012, 05:55 PM #1443
This theological puzzle is starting to reveal itself
God /Muad Dib = GSA
Arakis = Alaska
Spice= Snow "snow is life"
Worms = Helicopters
"GSA created Alaska to train the faithful"
"One cannot go against the word of GSA"
Last edited by Ski to Be; 03-28-2012 at 06:40 PM.License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-28-2012, 07:02 PM #1444Registered User
The K-12 dude. You make a gnarly run like that and girls will get sterile just looking at you - Charles De Mar
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03-28-2012, 07:08 PM #1445
I think the GSA is a test from Ullr to find who is truly faithful. California has failed Ullr's test and have been thusly cursed with warmth and sunshine.But Ellen kicks ass - if she had a beard it would be much more haggard. -Jer
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03-28-2012, 07:49 PM #1447
I sincerely hope when GSA does become self aware (only a matter of time at this point) that he embraces it with thick skin, takes it in stride and participates on TGR. At the end of the day the guy hit Utah, Whistler and Alaska (and allegedly Tahoe) all in one season so I am definitely jealous. Trending on Google just takes this whole thing to another level. Hilarious.
03-28-2012, 07:50 PM #1448
As a steadfast follower why has GSA foresaken me? The mystery of faith is sometimes hard to fathom but it shall not shake me from my beliefs.
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03-28-2012, 07:50 PM #1449
most californians are there FOR the warmth and sunshine. the GSA REPRESENTS REAL WINTER, not the hollywood brand cali. produces.
i have a feeling about this shit
03-28-2012, 08:04 PM #1450
When are "Fight Like Hell" stickers coming out?
With each new siting my life changes paths
I fear the many GSA wraths
Always now towards AK I am glancing
One toe up & I am now stancing
I hope that Freeheel will have a story to tell
Until then I am going to Fight Like Hell
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