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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
03-28-2012, 07:26 AM #1401
I fear for freeheeler
03-28-2012, 07:41 AM #1402
It's hard to laugh when I sit in a cubicle and this guy is heli-skiing the Chugach - I am more a gaper than he..'Cause You Can't You Won't And You Don't Stop ~MCA
03-28-2012, 07:58 AM #1403"Listen boy,
We all take turns being assholes in this life and it was your turn today, so smarten the fuck up dildo."
03-28-2012, 08:18 AM #1404Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
03-28-2012, 08:38 AM #1405
I keep standing in GSA fashion, or as I call it "the stance", and can't help shaking with laughter. This is awesome. Believe.
03-28-2012, 08:43 AM #1406
Brother freeheel - you must seek an audience with the GSA. Your words subsequent to this meeting(s) are awaited by a collective unlike anything in recent history. If you find he is self-aware, you will be instrumental in shaping his ongoing reaction by your careful choice of words. As he has taught us determination and the ability to laugh at our inner gapers, hopefully you can help him to embrace his fame, laugh at himself, and most importantly, to accept his role as the maggot leader and take his place here on the message board in permanent stickiness in the name of GSA that has been reserved for him.
But Brother freeheel, be careful. We all can clearly see in your photo above that he is indeed badass.
03-28-2012, 09:01 AM #1407
wow. thanks for the free ticket to the guns show; GSA got some artillery! can't get over how you caught him in the pose, with different attire and a red solo cup. almost like he's in on it. or just being the badass that he always has and always will be...
03-28-2012, 09:07 AM #1408
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03-28-2012, 09:12 AM #1409Registered User
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- Park City
New Training Regimine
I have now added wearing a harness while drinking on down days to my regimine.
Seriously, you really never can be sure what will happen when you have a beer in hand. I might even take is up a notch and put on some body armour.
03-28-2012, 09:24 AM #1410
Freeheel, you have been chosen !
You have been given great responsibility.
Give our GSA the highest reverence that he deserves.
Speak only when spoken to.What if "Alternative" energy wasn't so alternative ?
03-28-2012, 10:17 AM #1411
Doubters, you can see the camera mounts on his helmet.
That is an amazing pose. Did you talk to him before taking that picture?
Dude IS friggin huge. Only fitting he should be able to smite thee. And also, he's heliskiing in ak right, so good for him.No longer stuck.
03-28-2012, 10:24 AM #1412
03-28-2012, 11:24 AM #1413
Reality hits hard.......I am a giant gaper and the GSA is CORE!!!surviving in the city, powered by wellbutrin
03-28-2012, 11:39 AM #1414
03-28-2012, 11:53 AM #1415
Up there somewhere, Cliff Huckstable is smiling down upon us.
03-28-2012, 01:23 PM #1416License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-28-2012, 01:37 PM #1417
^^ "Stancing" is clearly superior to "Tebowing" in the ski world.
03-28-2012, 01:40 PM #1418
is a beacon outside the jacket de rigueur in AK heli operations?
thxgo ahead and huck the cornice anywhere!
03-28-2012, 01:43 PM #1419
03-28-2012, 01:53 PM #1420
AS the self-appointed Central Pacific GSA Coordinator, I will report any and all sightings post-ski season. Along with the annual Humpback Whale migration and Golden Plover flights, it is highly likely there could be a pilgrimage to a white, sandy beach.
03-28-2012, 02:15 PM #1421
Not that it matters any but Saturday at work I was approached by a co-worker/acquaintance that asked me if I knew of GSA.
My and my other friend were like "hell yeah we know about him."
We were told that the day in question at Snowbird when GSA needed help getting into his skis was ended with beers at the Tram Club. This co-worker of mine (a lurker on TGR) felt that it was not compelling enough to relate his experience of having beers with the GSA to all of us disciples.
Apparently he is friends of the GSA's follower that was with him at snowbird. He had beers and shareth the sacred mead with the GSA.
He said the GSA was "intense and looked like he was all jacked from the gym or something." Judging from the pick the Freeheel posted of the GSA outside the RVs, he is growing in strength....
03-28-2012, 02:22 PM #1422
03-28-2012, 02:28 PM #1423
Look at the tags in this article:
03-28-2012, 02:32 PM #1424
If he is not self aware yet this is probably one of the funniest things I've ever encountered.
03-28-2012, 02:42 PM #1425
Wait a tick!!!......
Is he wearing his harness on the treadmill? I don't think that has been mentioned yet.