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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
03-26-2012, 06:33 PM #1326
The GSA Prophecy has been said to cause SOOLS, clinically known as Spontaneous Outburst Of Laughter Syndrome, for days or even weeks at a time. There is no known cure for SOOLS, the GSA lives in your soul and medications are not effective since they cannot transcend into the spiritual world.
03-26-2012, 06:43 PM #1327
03-26-2012, 07:02 PM #1328
That explains why he is always looking down. He is prepping to send it from 200,000 feet. We were petty fools to think that is was Christy's.License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-26-2012, 08:23 PM #1329
03-26-2012, 08:56 PM #1330We own it!
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03-26-2012, 09:01 PM #1331
03-26-2012, 09:55 PM #1332
When all hope was waning
When the idiot neophytes at Unofficial Networks made ignorance official
When hope and faith were tested to the limit ----
Then this, I bet when GSA dropped he reached up and snagged both of those cameras, bringing his total to 6,7 maybe 8? digital recording devices
Anyone who doesn't believe now has the soul of a desert rat turdyou know there ain't no devil,
there's just God when he's drunk---- Tom Waits
03-26-2012, 10:09 PM #1333
As we are coming close to a holiday perhaps we the believers should take a moment on April 15th and turn your Gopro or whatever camera you have available north towards Alaska and observe a moment of silence.License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-26-2012, 11:16 PM #1334Registered User
when you really, really need to slap someone, just do it, and then yell, "Mosquito!"
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03-27-2012, 12:47 AM #1335not awesome
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03-27-2012, 05:31 AM #1336
praise the gaper spirit!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw how greg from alpinezone highjacked the unofficialnetworks thread.
in north facing prayer position,
herr_stoiber~#at night the highway's diesel roar/speaks to me and tells me more/than any book I've ever read/or anything you've ever said#~
03-27-2012, 07:23 AM #1337
Some amazing work from the Messenger...so worthy of the name.
Taking GSA to new heights.Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!
03-27-2012, 11:57 AM #1338Soul Turns Heal All
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03-27-2012, 01:02 PM #1339Soul Turns Heal All
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The spirit lives on, and the brotherhood created by this thread shall transcend and haters, or false prophets such as Daryn from Unofficial, or Bryan the blasphemer who shared this story in vain hopes of glory.
My belief was already strong, but when a hand-addressed letter from far-away in the PNW graced my mailbox yesterday, all disbelief in my fellow man vanished, and all was good in the world. 5 Believe stickers, in all their glory, in my hands. This immortalizes the GSA, this thread, and my faith in random people from the internet to deliver the goods, literally to my doorstep.
Superstator , thank you brother!
03-27-2012, 01:30 PM #1340Registered User
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edit:^^^look's like someone beat me to the chase
Look's like Greg got him on his own forum, and a bunch of other non-believers.
Sounds like you have a nice site and like you are a nice guy. Sorry we are too immature and fun for you. I wish you luck with your site.
Greg is the GSA Prophet of the web!
03-27-2012, 01:39 PM #1341
I may . . . or may not . . . be heading out to visit this non- believer as I type this. I will make every effort to convert him to the ways of the GSA if I get the chance to preach the gospel.
03-27-2012, 02:52 PM #1342
Brothers of the Gospel,
I am humbled to announce I have news of the GSA on this fine, but cloudy, down day.
The GSA at this very second stands on the now hallowed grounds of Alaska Backcountry Adventures on Thompson Pass, AK.
His training is now complete and the Chugach bows beneath the superiority of His might.
We are currently in weather hold, though the gods recognized the GSA's presence and allowed him the first run of the day, before the clouds came in ...
I am unfortunately not in GSA's group, though I will do my best to keep the fellow followers abreast of his domination of the Chugach.
03-27-2012, 02:58 PM #1343
This just keeps getting better.
New pants for Alaska I guess. Does this mean I need to ditch my orange pants and go for traditional black?
03-27-2012, 03:09 PM #1344
Has the GSA Become self aware? No Go Pros different outfit , helmet.
I BBBBBEEEEELLLLIIIIIEEEEVVVVVEEEELicense to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-27-2012, 03:13 PM #1345
He was prepared to ride His Chariot, which unfortunately has a strict no GoPros policy.
I missed a photo of him with his pack on upon His return to camp, but He will surely grace me with more opportunities to bask in his presence
03-27-2012, 03:24 PM #1346
Freeheel80731. You have been bestowed a great responsibility and honor.License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations
03-27-2012, 03:29 PM #1347
03-27-2012, 03:30 PM #1348Originally Posted by freeheel80731;3597641
I see the believers giving thanks and praise, highest Ites, red, green and gold adorn them...
But one Question, Acolyte Freeheel, has the silence yet been broken?
03-27-2012, 03:35 PM #1349
good thing he did all that training, it must be hard getting in and out of helicopters... I'd love to see the footage of a gopro getting mauled by a heli blade
I hope the GSA makes an appearance at AlyeskaIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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03-27-2012, 03:39 PM #1350
I posted way back somewhere in the single digit pages and hoped that this day would come. I missed that whole sticker part though, as I myself had gone to the promised land (AK) and searched in vain for The Almighty. Apparently I was no where near worthy.The police never find it as funny as you do.