Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal

The GSA Prophecy has been said to cause SOOLS, clinically known as Spontaneous Outburst Of Laughter Syndrome, for days or even weeks at a time. There is no known cure for SOOLS, the GSA lives in your soul and medications are not effective since they cannot transcend into the spiritual world.

Dooooood. Noice!

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

That explains why he is always looking down. He is prepping to send it from 200,000 feet. We were petty fools to think that is was Christy's.

Originally Posted by Ski to Be

Alpental Chair 2 towers will be blessed by the end of this season. Maybe on Cinco de Mayo er Gaper de Mayo

the old man i speak of was near a chair 2 heading over a waterfall feature reinacting a past movement on an alpine trail.
he had a GSA vibe to his motions, very methodical and planned out.
not THE GSA but a prophet of sorts
bobby

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

Praise GSA, there is hope for us all. Messenger, you're well named. Thank you for this, I am momentarily soothed.

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

This is how GSA followers should face mecca or AK . . . leaning back, on one heel, forward focused. Believe.

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

That is truly fucking awesome

When all hope was waning

When the idiot neophytes at Unofficial Networks made ignorance official

When hope and faith were tested to the limit ----

Then this, I bet when GSA dropped he reached up and snagged both of those cameras, bringing his total to 6,7 maybe 8? digital recording devices

Anyone who doesn't believe now has the soul of a desert rat turd

As we are coming close to a holiday perhaps we the believers should take a moment on April 15th and turn your Gopro or whatever camera you have available north towards Alaska and observe a moment of silence.

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

The best!

Originally Posted by TheMessenger

Thank you for bringing us this message from the GSA.

O gapers and gaper-wannabes! Face the fall line, for it is the GSA's way.

praise the gaper spirit!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw how greg from alpinezone highjacked the unofficialnetworks thread.
in north facing prayer position,
herr_stoiber

Some amazing work from the Messenger...so worthy of the name.

Taking GSA to new heights.

Originally Posted by Piggity

The GSA Prophecy has been said to cause SOOLS, clinically known as Spontaneous Outburst Of Laughter Syndrome, for days or even weeks at a time. There is no known cure for SOOLS, the GSA lives in your soul and medications are not effective since they cannot transcend into the spiritual world.

Brother Piggity speaks truth, and SOOLS are a divine gift truly sent to the enlightened ones from above.

TheMessenger, thanks for giving me SOOLS today.

Originally Posted by herr_stoiber

praise the gaper spirit!
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw how greg from alpinezone highjacked the unofficialnetworks thread.
in north facing prayer position,
herr_stoiber

Greg's appearance on the Unofficial GSA post, was priceless. It was the only shining star in a dark night sky. I Lol'd pretty hard.

The spirit lives on, and the brotherhood created by this thread shall transcend and haters, or false prophets such as Daryn from Unofficial, or Bryan the blasphemer who shared this story in vain hopes of glory.

My belief was already strong, but when a hand-addressed letter from far-away in the PNW graced my mailbox yesterday, all disbelief in my fellow man vanished, and all was good in the world. 5 Believe stickers, in all their glory, in my hands. This immortalizes the GSA, this thread, and my faith in random people from the internet to deliver the goods, literally to my doorstep.

Superstator , thank you brother!

edit:^^^look's like someone beat me to the chase

Look's like Greg got him on his own forum, and a bunch of other non-believers.

"Greg,

Sounds like you have a nice site and like you are a nice guy. Sorry we are too immature and fun for you. I wish you luck with your site.

Daryn"

Greg is the GSA Prophet of the web!

I may . . . or may not . . . be heading out to visit this non- believer as I type this. I will make every effort to convert him to the ways of the GSA if I get the chance to preach the gospel.

Brothers of the Gospel,
I am humbled to announce I have news of the GSA on this fine, but cloudy, down day.

The GSA at this very second stands on the now hallowed grounds of Alaska Backcountry Adventures on Thompson Pass, AK.
His training is now complete and the Chugach bows beneath the superiority of His might.

We are currently in weather hold, though the gods recognized the GSA's presence and allowed him the first run of the day, before the clouds came in ...
I am unfortunately not in GSA's group, though I will do my best to keep the fellow followers abreast of his domination of the Chugach.

This just keeps getting better.

New pants for Alaska I guess. Does this mean I need to ditch my orange pants and go for traditional black?

Has the GSA Become self aware? No Go Pros different outfit , helmet.

I BBBBBEEEEELLLLIIIIIEEEEVVVVVEEEE

He was prepared to ride His Chariot, which unfortunately has a strict no GoPros policy.
I missed a photo of him with his pack on upon His return to camp, but He will surely grace me with more opportunities to bask in his presence

Freeheel80731. You have been bestowed a great responsibility and honor.

Originally Posted by Ski to Be

Freeheel80731. You have been bestowed a great responsibility and honor.

Precisely.

Originally Posted by freeheel80731;3597641

Brothers of the Gospel,
I am humbled to announce I have news of the GSA on this fine, but cloudy, down day.


I am unfortunately not in GSA's group, though I will do my best to keep the fellow followers abreast of his domination of the Chugach.

I see the believers giving thanks and praise, highest Ites, red, green and gold adorn them...
But one Question, Acolyte Freeheel, has the silence yet been broken?

good thing he did all that training, it must be hard getting in and out of helicopters... I'd love to see the footage of a gopro getting mauled by a heli blade

I hope the GSA makes an appearance at Alyeska

Holy Shit!!!!!
I posted way back somewhere in the single digit pages and hoped that this day would come. I missed that whole sticker part though, as I myself had gone to the promised land (AK) and searched in vain for The Almighty. Apparently I was no where near worthy.