Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal

Dear "paranoid scientist",

I risk my own life with divulging this knowledge, but I had to let it be know, as to maybe help a fellow searcher for the answers that have no question.




























ITS TRUE WAHT YOU SPEAK OF!!!!!!!























THE QUESTIONS ARE OUT THERE, IF ONLY WE HAD THE RIGHT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!


















DONT EVEN FORGET WHAT YOU HAVE SEEN!!!!!







knock knock knock

OH NO, MY TIME IS UP!!!!!

REPENT AND GSA MAY SPARE YOUR SOULS!!!!!
Do you know who we are?
ITS TOO LATE, THE GOSPEL IS WRITTEN!!!
We know. We wrote it.
WHAT??????
In Fact, it is you who is late. herwh herwh herwh

oh, ok. I guess they just wanted to get me a hot chocolate and check my spare.

JONG I Am

Direct contact, no. But close enough.

edit: butt mudd I need some t-shirts.

Originally Posted by mr walker

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

While I can't help you with the upload, you MUST proceed with caution. Anticipation of your film work runs high in all of us, but throwing it up on YouTube increases the likelihood that He could become self-aware, thus ruining everything for everyone everywhere. Vimeo perhaps???

Must. Disguise. Movie. Title.

Originally Posted by johngenx

The snowboarder dropped to his knees in worship. A snowboarder! The power...

Believers are multiplying.

Even in the face of doubt, true believers of the true GSA will flourish.

"THE QUESTIONS ARE OUT THERE, IF ONLY WE HAD THE RIGHT ANSWER!!!!!!!!!"

duh 42

The GSA has begun to cast his shadow on the land and the inhabitants have begun to speak in tongues. Is the end near? I am fearful.

Someone has mentioned rules of not speaking of the GSA. How will his gospel be disseminated? How can this be prevented if whole bars in backwater podunk ski hills like Holiday Valley in NY to the powder filled Cascade Mountains in Washington know of its greatness and softly speak his name in the failing light of the evening? How will his word ever be stifled when random strangers whisper his name in gas station check out lines? How will his holiness be quashed when his name is exclaimed from fixed grip lifts of 600 foot hills, echoing through the still, moonlit night in the last hours of operation on a Sunday night? Will his followers not begin to appear in great throngs, fitful masses wearing harness and orange pant?


Like a thief in the night my friends.... like a thief in the night..........

Me: (Drinking a PBR and laughing as I read this internet gold.)

My Wife: What's so funny?

Me: Well, you know that message board I go to?

My Wife: The Teton thingy?

Me: Ya, that one. Well me and the dudes I only know through the computer are stalking this other dude who wears a bunch of helmet cams and a climbing harness while he's skiing. Pretty sweet right?

My Wife: OK, whatever...































She will be the first one up against the wall when the revolution comes.

"In Search Of Gaper Spirit Animal Chin"?

Here we go!



He really put that stairmaster training to work. Wish I could have gotten some better skiing footage, but I didn't want him to get suspicious.

Brother Cumicom's e-gospel will resonate through the ages!

For sooth, Rabbit Tracks is now truly hallowed ground!

I have read through the testaments, and I must bring forth this heavy confession to the brethren, I have forsaken thee, and I have not known of the greatness that is the almighty GSA. Maybe I have known, deep in my sub-conscious, but I now know the truth, as professed from the mouths of my great brothers of the holy Ville of Whistler, in the great Coast Mountains of British Columbia, that he himself, the great GSA has blessed with his holy presence! It is with a heavy heart that I hear he was in my own environ, today even, on the holy mountain of Whistler (ALL PRAISE WHISTLER!) whilst we praised the holy Ullr with shredding of light powder with much gusto...I was unfortunately destined to return prematurely to work, the holiest works in mysterious ways, and I will seek him always from this day forth.

Amen

Vid quality didn't come out great. Full screen + HD is better. Kind of annoying watching it how often im playing with my gloves/jacket/board, just doing that to make it look like I have a reason for waiting around.

Originally Posted by cumicon

Here we go!



He really put that stairmaster training to work. Wish I could have gotten some better skiing footage, but I didn't want him to get suspicious.

FKNA, must have sucked trying to pretend to adjust bindings and stuff while waiting for GSA to drop in.

Good work, cumicon! At around13:44, you clearly see the two GoPros on his helmet. Nice!

Has anybody seen GSA's face? Is it like one of those Old Testament things where you get blinded if you stare at the face of the Supreme Being?

Amazing work. I rate it a full 10 locking 'biners. (The GSA rating scale)

I will continue wearing my climbing harness, even to bed. My daughter is wearing hers to school tomorrow. Better safe than sorry!!

Originally Posted by snowmonster

Good work, cumicon! At around13:44, you clearly see the two GoPros on his helmet. Nice!

Has anybody seen GSA's face? Is it like one of those Old Testament things where you get blinded if you stare at the face of the Supreme Being?

Those aren't goggles. They're adaptive technology eyes. Not a helmet. Exo-skeleton that adapts to conditions. There is no end to the wonders that we don't even know about...

well done sir, well done.

Cumicon shall here forth be honored for this service. Amazingly it is almost like he knows he is being filmed. He waits a long time and waits till he is over the ridge to actually make some turns. The mystery deepens. Maybe this is how he wanted it. This thread has made me rethink my life to a time when I was a GSA in training.
This is around the year 14 BGSA at Sunshine Village. My camcorder was so heavy that I had to counter weight it with a home made contraption of bars on the other side of the helmet. People gawked and yelled all over the place. I unfortunately lost my GSA spirit over time and am not worthy any longer

"As the 2 red jackets listened intently to the testimony, one taking a seated postiton out of respect, the GSA picked a line for them and slid effortlessley, silently through the oncoming storm.

My hands were shaking, I knew I was not worthy. This type of decetful behaviour is common to a choirboy following the priest to the wine cabinet. Clearly Buck fever overtook me as I tried to follow in his tracks. Alas, El Hefe, GSA, White ovelord of all things steep and frozen, sensed my fear, instantly checking up as I approached. Numb with fear, I helplessly straightlined into the frozen mist, never to see him again..."

-from the book of Cumicon, 3-4-12, encounters with his holiness

Holiness or sanctity is the outcome of sanctification, that Divine act by which GSA freely justifies us, and by which He has claimed us for His own; by our resulting in AWE.

Originally Posted by cumicon

Here we go!



He really put that stairmaster training to work. Wish I could have gotten some better skiing footage, but I didn't want him to get suspicious.

Oh my God! Oh dear God! Cumicon - YOU are a fucking ninja!

@ 8:45 the voice of GSA was heard in the vid. 8:45 occurred at 11:41pm EST and I felt a stirring in my soul with a soft light pouring from my eyes. 8:45 - believe.




but did he say "troll"? Seriously........ I think I heard him say "troll". Or maybe it was "patrol"? or "petrol"? Yes, it was "petrol". Who is the baptist in red seen so often beside him? So many new questions have arisen!

Cumicon.... whiskey on me if we ever meet in person as mortals before the rapture, or even afterwards. MANY whiskeys. Do you like Laphroaig?

FREEEEEEEE DOMMMMMMMMM!!!

Originally Posted by cumicon

Here we go!



He really put that stairmaster training to work. Wish I could have gotten some better skiing footage, but I didn't want him to get suspicious.

Wow. So it turns out heart carving IS the way.

We are clearly not alone ... as the GSA started his fearsome climb, he did so alone .... but was joined by many before it was done. Then, he he verily selected his line in the steeps of BC, and skied it as a mortal intermediate so as not to shame us all.

I just watched FIFTEEN minutes of GoPro hiking footage and loved every second of it!

@8:44 I could feel the battery heat from the GSA's gopro

The GSA walks among us, behold the mighty power of the GSA!

Brother Cumicon, you must be knighted at once!