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Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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03-04-2012, 04:51 PM #526WannabeMag
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03-04-2012, 04:54 PM #527
I was a non-believer in the GSA for the greater part of my adult life, I skied recklessly, slashing powder with reckless abandon, with no purpose or direction, until this thread showed me the way of my sins. I am now preparing for a pilgrimmage to the land of Franz's meadows, to reunite with my inner gaper. I shall prepare for my trip, collecting my oft neglected articles, ice axe, ropes, crampons (skis and boots). I will build a shrine in his honor in the hallowed slopes of Franz's, below Domanskis, calling out with my goose-like note from my avalung, waiting for His presence to drop onto me, blessing me with his powdery goodness, which should make for awesome footage. I am not GoPro worthy yet, only with His blessing shall I humbly mount a GoPro, or 3.
Thank you brother Clownshoe, Powder11, and all prophets of this thread for showing me the way.
I started out laughing out very loud at this thread but after much introspection, I am now welcoming the GSA and his glory into my life.
GSA bless you.
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03-04-2012, 04:59 PM #528
This spring let's have an international GSA day. Strap on as much mountaineering equipment and video taking paraphernalia as you can get your hands on, get your heaviest pack, drag out your biggest touring skis and rip the in-bounds like you never have before! It is like Gaper day, only better.
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03-04-2012, 05:05 PM #529
OMG, look at the sticker on his skis!
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03-04-2012, 05:13 PM #530Registered User
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I was thinking of, on the last day of the season, skiing down green groomers all day with my airbag inflated. Full mountaineering gear on too, of course...
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03-04-2012, 05:17 PM #531Registered User
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03-04-2012, 05:20 PM #532
I may not be worthy of this thread anymore and my macbook overheats as pics of the GSA are displayed. A video will surely be the demise of it. Must resist....must not look.....
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03-04-2012, 05:23 PM #533
Wow what a thread!
He has returned as written in the 1st book of GSA!
ULLR takes orders directly from GSA, correct? Curious as to what the hierarchy is here but surely there can be no higher being than GSA....
Clownshoe u are wise beyond your years and have deserved status as 'chosen one'
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03-04-2012, 05:27 PM #534doughboyshredder Guest
Too much win for one thread. My head is about to explode.
As if the GSA wasn't awesome enough, Greg reels in a few.
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03-04-2012, 05:39 PM #535
This is amazing. That is all. Eyes are open.
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03-04-2012, 05:52 PM #536Registered User
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Greg, you really are slipping in 2012. You didn't make a killington reference therefore precluding your mention of hot Jersey babes, and superior killington snowmaking especially during a crap year for the east. It is also not suprising that your and Peyton Manning's domes look eerily familiar.
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03-04-2012, 05:52 PM #537
This thread is the tits. You guys rock.
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03-04-2012, 05:56 PM #538
Best.Thread.Ever.
Tears of joy doth stain my cheeks that my fellow PNW'ers hath basked in the splendor of the glory.
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03-04-2012, 06:17 PM #539
Clownshoe, beautiful scripture! I did read it in the voice of brother Maynard
"And the GSA did grid, and the TGR Forum Dwellers did feast upon the pictures. and the scripture. and the images of its immaculate benevolence..."
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03-04-2012, 06:30 PM #540
I searched again high and low, over both mountains. Franz's, Catskinner, Magic chair.
I could not find the great GSA.
I blame myself.
I left for the concrete jungle the first day of his Whistler resurrection. I should have known. The GSA has refocused me.
And yes Ullr does take orders from the GSA. It is snowing again, heavily.
I fear this may mean the departure of the great one, or perhaps he has gone on a solo Spearhead Traverse.
He has chosen great disciples.....Powder11, Clownshoe, Neuro,shirk have truly been blessed.
Off to continue my search......Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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03-04-2012, 06:47 PM #541glocal
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Let not the miles of snow between ye and the GSA slow ye down. Remember, He is omnipotent and He is omnipresent. He knows how many chairs ye ride and slopes ye ski to be near Him. His grace is magnificent and glowing, His harness irresistible and His technique impeccable.
He is all seeing and keeps a record of all things on the mountain, in the gym and in the ski shops of this world. Though He must tend to important matters on Wall Street, He shall divine His GSA image to appear before true believers across the land. Ye must not worship lesser beings such as Greg From Alpinezone (aka the GFA, a false prophet), lest ye thoughts wander to wayward idolatry from that which is Him, diviner of the snows, projector of His image, recorder of all.
Do not blaspheme the GSA, lest the horn of the unicorn cast ye to the wolves of TGR. May the GSA have mercy on your soul.
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03-04-2012, 07:10 PM #542
Now I am confused. I don't know who to believe in any more.
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03-04-2012, 07:26 PM #543
Quality material here, dare I say post if the year?
Sent from my PC36100 using TGR ForumsWait, What?
Friends of Berthoud Pass
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03-04-2012, 09:34 PM #544Registered User
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03-04-2012, 09:46 PM #545
I confess
I have been slow to come to enlightenment
I was a lost soul and a disbeliever, inwardly mocking the followers in these pages
The words and vision of the prophet Clownshoes has shown me the true path and i repent
Let the scriptures within this thread be stickied, so that all who enter these forums be rebornYou dont stop playing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop playing
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03-04-2012, 09:50 PM #546
I am but a humble vessel for the miracle that is the GSA.
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03-04-2012, 09:51 PM #547
+2
Clownshoe returned from the mountain-top, quite literally, and came to recite the gospel of the GSA. Who are we to argue? Also, this could be the very end of snowboarding as we know it, based on the devastation displayed in those photos by a wayward rider who came to see the error of his ways in a mere instant. Surely tomorrow we'll see photos of said rider on a new pair of skis, cast in the image of the almighty GSA.
Last edited by TahoeJ; 03-05-2012 at 09:20 AM.
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03-04-2012, 10:20 PM #548Registered User
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I have not read any of this thread but I would be happy to shoot this beast for you if it is causing you this much consternation. No doubt it will outwit and outmanuever me for a time. And I don't know where it's vital organs are. But in the end, this thing doesn't look much more difficult than a kudu.
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03-04-2012, 10:50 PM #549
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03-04-2012, 11:19 PM #550
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