Thread: REAL under armour (I got raped by my dukes)

I recently took a duke heel piece to the ass-hole after jumping some stuff; put a hole through my pants and underwear so now I am considering some padded undershorts. I've been looking online and I can't seem to find any with full anal coverage, as well as something for my butt cheeks. I'm going to tape some foam to the heels as well just to be safe.

Has this happened to anyone else? And what kind of under protection are you using?

what about a pair of Tri jammers? they have a lightly padded butt for bike rides but are still lightweight. i wear a pair during summer boating

Try mountain bike shorts underneath - big ass pad.

Black Dukes? Or White?

black

LMFAO..damn dude, i've compressed my ass on to a Duke before and I can honestly say it fucking hurts. I can't imagine it up there hard enough to rip your pants AND underwear...complete with photo's

The binding deflected off my right cheek before ?slipping?/?forcing? its way up my ass. Believe me when I say i was raped. the first shit i took had "Marker" imprinted on it. I'm sitting on one cheek right now as well.

I've never sat on my Dukes, but I did sit on a Pivot heel once.

"Rectum, damn near KILLED 'im!"

Originally Posted by cliffhucker

Believe me when I say i was raped. the first shit i took had "Marker" imprinted on it.

Tech Talk fail. You should have searched and paid closer attention to the Care and feeding of your Dukes or Barons thread.


I'm sure in there somewhere there's discussion of proper lubricants to use with a Duke.

How long till someone posts in the gaper thread that they saw a guy jumping around, holding their ass, screaming rape.

i've had a pivot get a little frisky with me when i got in the back seat.

but you got violated.

Haha awesome pics man, hope ya feeling better.

if you ride with a plug in place, you'd be all set... try something with a nice wide flange.


btw - those pics = POTM at least! bwhahahhahhahhahhaha!

Just the tip, just for a little bit, to see how it feels. Bear down next time and it wont hurt so bad. Sorry, nothing constructive to add. I've come close to your situation, but never actually got raped. Thanks for the laughs.

Under armor, Nike pro, and mcDavid all sell compression shorts with ass pads, most also include hip pads as well. Any sports authority, dicks, etc should have them in their football departments. Walk in and ask for a girdle, they should be getting more and more throughout the spring and summer As high school football season nears. I wore these things for 4 years back in high school and luckily was never raped by a cleat

Originally Posted by Gobig21

... dicks ...

good idea, go in there and start asking questions about ass-raping...

I had this happen to me last season, put both heel pieces through my pants simultaneously and straight to the buns. Hurt like hell! but didn't realize til late, I blew up pretty good so was rocked in general. Not a fun experience.

Haven't got any padded shorts, just haven't had it happen again.

I too have been violated by my dukes, not to the extent of getting penetrated though. sounds like a traumatizing experience.

Once upon a time, Sessions made some awesome armored long underwear, complete with anus protection.I had a pair for a while until someone stole them from me...

If you manage to find a pair though, I'd be interested in getting my hands on another pair.

I feel you... got my Fritchi's rammed into my skrotum failing a 360, burst a couple of blood vessels and pissed blood later that day!
scared the living shit outa me

bahahahah man that photo is awesome! i can believe it ripped your shorts! i have had rossi freeski 140s ( the dick heel) smash my cheeks but never once right on the chocolate fruitloop!

aha that hole is dead center, i just showed my boss and he lawls at your misfortune

I feel your pain, but just narrowly avoided full penetration by the seat of my pants.

Black Dukes are assholes.

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And I thought binding butt was bad...this is a real gong show

Originally Posted by agwat1111

And I thought binding butt was bad...this is a real gong show

Ding Ding! Breaking news, More Baboons use dukes DRY than any other binder

Originally Posted by cliffhucker

The binding deflected off my right cheek before ?slipping?/?forcing? its way up my ass. Believe me when I say i was raped. the first shit i took had "Marker" imprinted on it. I'm sitting on one cheek right now as well.

This thread is PURE hall of fame gold WINNING!!! I pissed myself laughing so hard after reading this post!!! Now i have to clean my couch. Does anyone know if there is a thread about cleaning piss out of your couch (from laughing so hard)?

Those bloody dukes and the havoc they wreak!