Oh Nos! Here comz the Jongz!

[dos bolsas]

everything will be all different and shit now.......waa waa

http://espn.go.com/action/freeskiing...sites-internet

[f2f]

hi, i'm here for the crowd-sourced reviews at their finest.

[stuckathuntermtn]

At least it points people to Tech Talk, lol.
Now where do they keep the moguls around here?

[toast2266]

A Jongslaught^TM?

[wolfelot]

Mehhhhh whatever.

[bmg97]

TGR Tech Talk forum: For honest, unbiased gear reviews, check out the Tech Talk forum on TetonGravity.com, where every ski, binding, and glove is meticulously reviewed and commented on by hundreds of skiers. It's crowd sourced reviews at their finest.


Lies

[buckethead]

crap, this place was so much cooler back in november 2011

[My Pet Powder Goat]

TGR Tech Talk forum: For honest, unbiased gear reviews, check out the Tech Talk forum on TetonGravity.com, where every ski, binding, and glove is meticulously reviewed and commented on by hundreds of skiers. It's crowd sourced reviews at their finest.


Lies

seriously, if you want good reviews those PSIAA type really dork out on reviews at epicski. we bring the humor, or at least we used to, till NS showed us up

edit: and we always bring the porn!

[Tunco]

I blame Rob Story.

[Lamothe]

Hi dos bolsas! I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite you (as well as all TGR Maggots , TTip-ers, NewSchoolers, Epicureans, jongs and lurkers alike) to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados at http://forums.alpinezone.com/. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and Newschoolers and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

good evening good sir. As per every message i have seen you post on this wonderful forum i have notice you formally invite new users. Does mean i require an invitation to join the ranks of alpine zone members? Or does being a virgin and or coming out to my mother qualify me?

[moose pit]

Thus it continues...

[dos bolsas]

Hi dos bolsas! I would like to take this opportunity......

Thank you. I feel so complete.

[SkiNebraski]

Hi dos bolsas! I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite you (as well as all TGR Maggots , TTip-ers, NewSchoolers, Epicureans, jongs and lurkers alike) to come join our fun-loving but responsible bunch of snowriding aficionados at http://forums.alpinezone.com/. I think most all of you will find that our seasoned moderators "keep the bar high" by maintaining a sense of order and decorum, while encouraging quality discussion about our favorite pastime. I can assure you that "newbies"'(jongs) are welcomed with open arms by our entire community(unlike here at TGR), and there is no "hazing period" or rudeness tolerated. We also have superior bandwidth and response times on our 502g superfibre network as well as a state-of-the-art virtual blade server farm with 5000 terabytes of virtual disk space for your photos, blogs etc. It may take a small amount of getting used to, as we do have reasonable standards as far as language and image posting that are strictly enforced. The registration is easy and painless, and the rules will be explained in detail during the process. I will warn you however up front that registering an ALIAS is strictly "VERBOTEN", and something we have zero-tolerance with. If you are tired of the juvenile goings-on at TGR and Newschoolers and yearn for a snowriding forum that matches your maturity level, all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

I'm SOLD!

[Ice_Coaster]

Ahh we didn't get a humor mention? Whoever put this piece together should be re-directed to the Wasatch Conditions thread when someone asks about Snowbird. Or any thread with housing advice from Slaag_Master. Or pretty much anything from SkiFishBum.

The NS stickers thread on here a little while ago was pretty hilarious though.

[biff chalupa]

Or any thread with housing advice from Slaag_Master.

Thanks for reminding me of this classic.

[BrianH]

Hi dos bolsas! I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite you[...EDITED FOR HUMANITY...] all I can say is: "Come join the fun"!

Does this troll have no other script to run?

[biff chalupa]

AZ can't be stopped.

[jong_luc_picard]

high guise

sorry i couldnt find the techtalk section, but i was wondering...


do you know of any gloves that are dexterous as fuck?

[skifishbum]

I blame Rob Story.

I blame iceman

[userA]

i blame myself

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Does this troll have no other script to run?

Does this JerkOff-Newbie-Gaper have no sense of humor?

[BaNosser]

Oh Nos!

that's what she said...

[TeleHoar]

that's what she said...

It only took you 8 months to come up with that?

[luffski]

i blame myself

I thought it was my fault?

[~mikey b]

Someone should PM Rontele before this gets outta hand